Mumsnet- Sex mad!

[Durleyfos]

http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/relationships/a1385104-Center-Parcs-Anal-sex

 

A very funny thread.

 

I thought you all would like this!

[scotty]

 

 

especially....

 

"What's even funnier is you know all the big bods working at centre parcs are probably reading this thread and ****ting themselves about the cp reputation going down the pan. "

 

 

What reputation would that be then? That of being utter shlte?

[Jonnyboy]

Lolz, shame none of them actually seem that sex mad about the whole thing.

 

Been trending on twiiter apparently

[sticksaint]

Thats very funny .Almost as good as the Pompey takeover thread .Almost !

[Dog]

Ian Huntley loved Centre Parcs

[scotty]

Ian Huntley loved Centre Parcs

 

ffs dog, how do you know all these serial killers? Do you stalk them or something? Or do they all just happen to come from your neck of the woods?

[scotty]

Lolz, shame none of them actually seem that sex mad about the hole thing.

 

Been trending on uptheshltter apparently

 

edit

[Bearsy]

Surely Centre Parcs is just a euphemism for anal sex? You know, like I'm gonna centre park my mansword in one of those delicious mumsnet bums!

[Dog]

ffs dog, how do you know all these serial killers? Do you stalk them or something? Or do they all just happen to come from your neck of the woods?

 

He buried H & J in the outskirts of Elvedon Forest

[scotty]

He buried H & J in the outskirts of Elvedon Forest

 

Hmmmm. Nasty.

[Jonnyboy]

I think the OP on the Bumsnet thread is a fella on a wind-up.

 

"Why not do some research into anal sex. You might find you like it."

 

WTF?? WhatTheVery****ing****? This is mumsnet! Are you quite normal?

Are you going to suggest I get into a leather outfit and take a **** on a glass coffee table next, because I might "like it".

Dear Lord in heaven

[John Boy Saint]

Worked with a very nice lass once who gave the impression that this kind of bedroom fun would be at the very bottom of her list. Then one night over dinner 10 of us sat round the table and the alcohol flowing nicely this subject popped up out of the blue, she pipes up "ooh we quite like doing that, we refer to it as going up the lakes!!".

......... One of the lads spurted a load of White wine over the table at this revelation.

 

So the husband on mumsnet might not have been that wide of the mark!!!

[Bearsy]

Is "white wine" a euphamism?

 

Give me a call when u next have one of your swinging parties!

[Special K]

Look out for the pampas grass in the front garden.

[scotty]

Worked with a very nice lass once who gave the impression that this kind of bedroom fun would be at the very bottom (fnarr fnarr) of her list. Then one night over dinner 10 of us sat round the table and the alcohol flowing nicely this subject popped up out of the blue, as you would expect at any dinner party we attend, she pipes up "ooh we quite like doing that, we refer to it as going up the lakes!!".

......... One of the lads spurted a load over the table at this revelation.

 

So the husband on mumsnet might not have been that wide of the mark!!! About an inch, I reckon.

 

 

Couldnt resist editing that John Boy, it was only about ten words short of pure filth.

[John Boy Saint]

Couldnt resist editing that John Boy, it was only about ten words short of pure filth.

 

Cheers Scotty you stinker for the edit. You must work for the sign zone late night on the BBC, except in this case help for the hard of not being able to insert pure filth into the written word out of their own imaginations.

 

Nice to see that the much Maligned Muppet show cares for those less fortunate in the wider Saints community.