aussiesaint20 Posted 17 March, 2012 Share Posted 17 March, 2012 Why not? How creative can we be. Death, taxes and Lambert from the spot. If you watch closely these days, when the referee awards Southampton a penalty he doesn't point to the penalty spot, he points to the center circle. Goalkeeping in the Championship 101: You don't save a Rickie Lambert penalty, you avoid it. I expect better from the rest of you, the best entry will be made into a colourful bumper sticker. What a legend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Man Do Posted 17 March, 2012 Share Posted 17 March, 2012 What's the last thing that passes through your mind when ricky lambet takes a penalty against you? ... The ball Ricky lambert didn't Use the force ... He made the force Before heros there was Ricky lambert When Ricky lambert scores an own goal it counts for his own team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintscottofthenortham Posted 17 March, 2012 Share Posted 17 March, 2012 Superman wears Rickie Lambert pyjamas to bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leslie Charteris Posted 17 March, 2012 Share Posted 17 March, 2012 He is moving ever further upwards on the list of Saints legends - how far to the top now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonnyLove Posted 17 March, 2012 Share Posted 17 March, 2012 He is moving ever further upwards on the list of Saints legends - how far to the top now? This is not that great to be honest. Please try harder. Mine is "Rickie Lambert CAN make fish blink" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 17 March, 2012 Share Posted 17 March, 2012 RickieLambertFacts.com anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 17 March, 2012 Share Posted 17 March, 2012 Mortals pray to god, god prays to Rickie Lambert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swansea_Saint Posted 17 March, 2012 Share Posted 17 March, 2012 Rickie Lambert can slam a revolving door Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint-ross Posted 17 March, 2012 Share Posted 17 March, 2012 Rickie Lambert does not play for Saints! Saints play for Rickie Lambert! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusaldo Posted 17 March, 2012 Share Posted 17 March, 2012 Ghosts sit around camp fires telling stories about facing a Rickie Lambert Pen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiesaint20 Posted 18 March, 2012 Author Share Posted 18 March, 2012 Sources close to Rickie have been told that if Southampton are awarded a penalty against the Skates he plans to take it from the opposite penalty spot. Not to challenge himself, simply to allow for more photo opportunities. Always thoughtful our Rickie. The Kenyan Athletic Association has revealed its groundbreaking new training strategy to prepare for this years London olympics. It has managed to acquire the services of SRL, the simple yet effective training method involves SRL taking a penalty through a netless goal which the distance team then chases after. Often the team can be in pursuit of the missile for days, the K.A.A is extremely confident the training method will lead to a clean sweep of all distance races in London. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiesaint20 Posted 18 March, 2012 Author Share Posted 18 March, 2012 It has been argued in the past that the pen is mightier than the sword. Rickie Lambert has removed any doubt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terrypward Posted 18 March, 2012 Share Posted 18 March, 2012 If you watch closely these days, when the referee awards Southampton a penalty he doesn't point to the penalty spot, he points to the center circle. I like this. I am going to use it and pass it off as my own! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hockey_saint Posted 18 March, 2012 Share Posted 18 March, 2012 Slightly related; I've just had a quick look at the West Spham KUMB board and I notice they're calling us "Lambert United"; well, I also checked out the Reading board and I like their comment after someone suggested the following "to suggest Southampton are a one-man team is as idiotic as calling them Lambert United; it's just stupid and wrong" brilliant, top marks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint-Armstrong Posted 18 March, 2012 Share Posted 18 March, 2012 The plural of mouse is mice, the plural of goose is geese. The plural of Rickie Lambert doesn't exist. The planet couldn't handle so much power. Rickie Lambert is the reason Wally is hiding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minty Posted 18 March, 2012 Share Posted 18 March, 2012 An original thread idea, I like! I have no contribution, but I like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
svetigpung Posted 18 March, 2012 Share Posted 18 March, 2012 "Rickie doesn't get penalties....penalties get Rickied" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jampot Posted 18 March, 2012 Share Posted 18 March, 2012 "Lambert" probably the best penalty taker in the world...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dellman Posted 18 March, 2012 Share Posted 18 March, 2012 With every post the odds are increasing that he will miss the next one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rasiak-9- Posted 18 March, 2012 Share Posted 18 March, 2012 I've been telling my friend for a while now that Rickie Lambert no longer takes penalties. A penalty given for Saints is simply awarded as a goal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legod Third Coming Posted 18 March, 2012 Share Posted 18 March, 2012 "Lambert" probably the best penalty taker in the world...... Or 'if Carlsberg took penalties....' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 18 March, 2012 Share Posted 18 March, 2012 Radhi Jaidi died 10 years ago, the Grim Reaper is just too scared to tell him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint-Armstrong Posted 18 March, 2012 Share Posted 18 March, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 18 March, 2012 Share Posted 18 March, 2012 Grace says 'Rickie Lambert' before every meal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saints Fan Dan Posted 18 March, 2012 Share Posted 18 March, 2012 If Rickie Lambert is late, time better slow down for Rickie Lambert. Rickie Lambert's tears can cure cancer. Too bad Rickie Lambert never cries. Ever. There are two types of people in this world, people who suck and Rickie Lambert. Death once had a near-Rickie Lambert experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericb Posted 18 March, 2012 Share Posted 18 March, 2012 This "joke" stopped being funny about the same time it started Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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