RingySFC Posted 16 March, 2012 Share Posted 16 March, 2012 Players and staff from Portsmouth FC will be visiting a local children's hospital over the Easter period. "It's nice to put a smile on the faces of those who are worse off than we are and who are facing a long uphill struggle," said David Wilson aged 6. The making of CSI Portsmouth was cancelled when it was realised that everyone had the same DNA and nobody had dental records. Two Pompey fans pass a store advertising "Free Portsmouth Shirt - just ask". One dives in to the store and comes out with a packet of condoms. "I was too embarrassed to ask" he confesses. I've just seen the 2012 Official Portsmouth FC calendar. It's quite explicit, there's a **** on every page. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chivvy1664 Posted 16 March, 2012 Share Posted 16 March, 2012 Portsmouth have been handed a new tv deal on the History channel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 16 March, 2012 Share Posted 16 March, 2012 Portsmouth have been handed a new tv deal on the History channel. But they've got no history? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintAndy14 Posted 16 March, 2012 Share Posted 16 March, 2012 But they've got no history? But perhaps they are history Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FarehamRed Posted 16 March, 2012 Share Posted 16 March, 2012 What is 20ft long, with an IQ of 3? The queue for the Fratt*n end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krissyboy31 Posted 16 March, 2012 Share Posted 16 March, 2012 What is 20ft long, with an IQ of 3? An over exaggeration on both parts I would have thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Site Agent Posted 17 March, 2012 Share Posted 17 March, 2012 What have all the people in the home end at Fratton park got in common? Their Parent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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