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I do not like Portsmouth FC any more than most on here,but some of the inane comments are what you would expect from the blue few down the road [ in reverse to our comments on here ], surely we are better than that,we know better,they do not .

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You'll have to add in the correct figures, but you get my drift:

 

' SFC being bought by a wealthy benefactor - £30M. Buying the most prolific striker in the land - £1.5M. Promotion to the Premiership - £40M. Portsmouth going into Liquidation - PRICELESS.'

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wrong thread but a good song idea(if not thougt of already)

 

to the tune of we're coming for you

 

we're laughing at you

we're laughing at you

you cheating skate bastards

we're laughing at you.

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Your never play here again!

 

This would sound good sung to Liverpool's You'll Never Walk Alone IMO.

 

Think the Douglas Adams quote would make the best banner though.

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You'll have to add in the correct figures, but you get my drift:

 

' SFC being bought by a wealthy benefactor - £30M. Buying the most prolific striker in the land - £1.5M. Promotion to the Premiership - £40M. Portsmouth going into Liquidation - PRICELESS.'

You lot on here don't half like to get carried away at times!
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A slight adapatyion on the James Lyrics...

 

The SFC badge with the words

 

"If you hadn't seen such riches you could live with being poor"

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I would question why grown men wish to part-take in kids club style arts & crafts, but if they will.

 

Top 3 so far IMO:

 

3: So long and thanks for all the fish (not sure they would really get the hint, they're not bright!).

 

2: Your sons will wear our shirts! (Maybe even Your kids will be REd & White!)

 

1: Turkish's suggestion: The play James' Lyrics on our crest. (It's clever, good song and dig in a bit more I think!)

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I really like the fish ones they are funny, original and topical. I'm sure they'd be terrified of seeing SMS packed to the rafters with signs all round saying "goodbye and thanks for the fish" alongside middle aged men dressed up as ghost busters. What with this and us all signing "we can smell you over here" what with Dave "wotsit" Kitson no doubt already sh*tting it at being singled out for abuse I'd be surprised if they make it out of the tunnel. You'll be able to feel the pure hated cascading off the terraces and it'll cement the south coast derby as one of the most volatile in world football.

 

It'll be right up there with having "sha la la la la la la la la" sung at us for an hour or so. Which seemed fairly effective at the time.

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This would sound good sung to Liverpool's You'll Never Walk Alone IMO.

 

Think the Douglas Adams quote would make the best banner though.

 

No, it doesn't scan. I go for "ding dong, ding dong, wheres your club gone" but I think someone got that before. God help me, please don't tell me it was alpine or dell days......

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I think Block 42 being the answer to "life the universe and everything" is a general concept that should be explored. Though not necessarily for this match.

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No, it doesn't scan. I go for "ding dong, ding dong, wheres your club gone" but I think someone got that before. God help me, please don't tell me it was alpine or dell days......

 

This thread is about banners, not songs anyway, there are already two other threads about songs floating around - one for tunes on the tannoy before kick off, the other for actual songs to sing.

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I really like the fish ones they are funny, original and topical. I'm sure they'd be terrified of seeing SMS packed to the rafters with signs all round saying "goodbye and thanks for the fish" alongside middle aged men dressed up as ghost busters. What with this and us all signing "we can smell you over here" what with Dave "wotsit" Kitson no doubt already sh*tting it at being singled out for abuse I'd be surprised if they make it out of the tunnel. You'll be able to feel the pure hated cascading off the terraces and it'll cement the south coast derby as one of the most volatile in world football.

 

It'll be right up there with having "sha la la la la la la la la" sung at us for an hour or so. Which seemed fairly effective at the time.

 

Defo this

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Related question - what is the back row of the Chapel? How many behind NN?

 

'So Long and thanks for all the Fish' is the current favourite

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'So Long and thanks for all the Fish' is the current favourite
Surely they will have to have read HGTTG to have any idea what this is about - which makes a huge assumption about an ability to read.
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Yeah, that bit where they (nearly?) set the thing alight accidentally looked like a bunch of laughs. Pretty bloody pointless, though I admire the planning that went into it.

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