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I hope you lot are gonna be making an effort to get dressed up for the big day. Does anyone know where I can get a red lycra gimp suit?

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in your wardrobe next to your leather gimp suit

 

I can't get the stains out of that one, and don't want to embarrass myself.

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Someone posted "so long and thanks for all the fish" the other day. I think that's the perfect mix of magnanimous, condescending and funny. It should be the theme for the day! We'll need dolphins and robots and people with two heads to pull it off. Also bad poetry.

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Can we not just have 90 minutes of deafening "who the **** is laughing now", only pausing for the 4 or 5 goal celebrations?

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Why don't we stand, make a lot of noise and make it an intimidating atmosphere for both the Pompey fans and their players. That would be a lot better than dressing up and taking inflatables..

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Why don't we stand, make a lot of noise and make it an intimidating atmosphere for both the Pompey fans and their players. That would be a lot better than dressing up and taking inflatables..

 

^

this

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Surely it's the day for colours. Save the fancy dress for the last home or away game. I'm gutted to find out I can't wear my Saints shirt in a hospitality seat!

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Why don't we stand, make a lot of noise and make it an intimidating atmosphere for both the Pompey fans and their players. That would be a lot better than dressing up and taking inflatables..

 

agree with this

dressing up will only give them something to take the pi*s out of during the game

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Surely it's the day for colours. Save the fancy dress for the last home or away game. I'm gutted to find out I can't wear my Saints shirt in a hospitality seat!
I agree, I'll be wearing a hand knitted rainbow jumper, it may look a bit like the gay flag but its a great garment, that should bring some colour to the proceedings.
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Why don't we stand, make a lot of noise and make it an intimidating atmosphere for both the Pompey fans and their players..

 

We can still do all these things dressed as vegetables. Here are my suggestions for you to bagsy.

 

Aubrey Aubergine

Adam Avocado

The Banana Bunch

Barnabus Beetroot

Billy Blackberry

Bounce (spring onion)

Button and Tiny (mushrooms)

Casper Carrot

Chunky Pineapple

Corky Coconut

Corny-on-the-Cob

D1ck Turnip

Emma Apple

Lizzie Leek

Lucy Lemon

Merv Marrow

Nurse Plum

Olive

Olly Onion

Peanut

Pedro Orange

Pete Pepper

Penny Parsnip

Percy Prune

Pippa Pear

Professor Peabody

Rory Rhubarb

Rozzy Raspberry

Runner Bean

Sally Strawberry

Scruff Gooseberry

Spud (Potato)

Supercool (cucumber)

Suzie Celery

Tom Tomato

Wally Walnut

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Why don't we stand, make a lot of noise and make it an intimidating atmosphere for both the Pompey fans and their players. That would be a lot better than dressing up and taking inflatables..

 

Standing is against ground regulations and only done by morons tho. That's why stadia are all seated nowadays.

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Obviously as we can't stand, can't swear and shout, can't sing anything remotely "threatening", can't have a beer in the stands, can't have flares then I'm going to give in and dress as a cuddly bear, sit down, clap and drink coffee.

FFS

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Obviously as we can't stand, can't swear and shout, can't sing anything remotely "threatening", can't have a beer in the stands, can't have flares then I'm going to give in and dress as a cuddly bear, sit down, clap and drink coffee.

FFS

 

Can you not clap too loud. It's really annoying.

 

You can wear your flares if you want tho.

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Standing is against ground regulations and only done by morons tho. That's why stadia are all seated nowadays.

 

Please tell me you're just being a WUM..

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Surely it's the day for colours. Save the fancy dress for the last home or away game. I'm gutted to find out I can't wear my Saints shirt in a hospitality seat!

 

 

Or Jeans!

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Got me and the lads some red and white wigs. Not got the face paint yet but its just a matter of time.

 

We are going to look brilliant!!

 

Just for fun have run out of jester hats :(

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Surely it's the day for colours. Save the fancy dress for the last home or away game. I'm gutted to find out I can't wear my Saints shirt in a hospitality seat!

 

Wear it underneath, but it maybe a bit warm!

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I was thinking of dressing up in ghostbusters outfit with a skate buster theme ,not sure if enough time to do it ,that or dust

Masks to stop us being contaminated ,whatever let's just give it some and make it as intimidating as possible COYR

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I was thinking of dressing up in ghostbusters outfit with a skate buster theme ,not sure if enough time to do it ,that or dust

Masks to stop us being contaminated ,whatever let's just give it some and make it as intimidating as possible COYR

Skatebusters would be funny, maybe with a few inflatable fish :lol:

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I was thinking of dressing up in ghostbusters outfit with a skate buster theme ,not sure if enough time to do it ,that or dust

Masks to stop us being contaminated ,whatever let's just give it some and make it as intimidating as possible COYR

A middle aged man in s**t fancy dress isn't going to intimidate anyone really.

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