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Well I hope you told whoever you enjoyed it with to chew before swallowing.

 

After three weeks together, my new girlfriend finally agreed to give me a blowjob and swallow. Afterwards she said "you must have a high sperm count, I had to chew that....."

 

 

Thats when I noticed my wart was missing

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So then when's Beef Strogonoff Double Sh@g day then?,might get a better score then.

 

I think its the day after "could you go and get a takeaway, and by the way I have a headache" day.

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