Pompey online

[Bad Wolf]

Just had a wonder over to see if there was any news on Pearce. It's a sad, imbred place. Half their threads are about us and the ones that aren't, we get mentioned in somewhere half way down the thread. They don't want Danny Ings onloan because he's a 'scummer'. Are they really in any posision to be rejecting players because of that??

 

I really can't wait to p1ss on them next month

 

http://fansonline.net/portsmouth/mb/

[Saints foreva]

I suspect they think it's sad that we have a thread with 1172 pages that is all about them.

[This Charming Man]

I suspect they think it's sad that we have a thread with 1172 pages that is all about them.

 

With over 3 million views!

 

Both sides are a bit obsessed with each other, as are most rivals in fairness.

[Secret Site Agent]

Is it wrong that i read the following:

 

'Travis Perkins have just announce a major new contract which will secure 150 jobs in Scumhampton. They have successfully tendered to put up two new rows of fences outside St Marys so the girlguide group known as the yoof can rattle safely all day on April 7th when Pompey come to town'

 

And thought:

1. Travis Perkins are a Builders Merchants and not a contractor, so derr

2. 150 men to put two rows of metal security fencing is too many, the optimum number would be 4

3. Why would you put up two rows.

 

Bloody skates. doing my head in

[ericofarabia]

With over 3 million views!

 

Both sides are a bit obsessed with each other, as are most rivals in fairness.

 

To be fair The Skatesmuff Takeover fred has some great posts on it!!

[Supersubpuckett]

This was posted about Brighton following their recent game - sounds very familiar, we clearly agree with the dirty pikeys on one thing.

 

I really can't be bothered with what a joke club like that thinks about us. Perhaps they are trying to big themselves up suggesting that we are their rivals, instead of claiming a South London club to be them.

Nothing club, nothing fans, players who fall on the floor at the merest hint of a touch, but then we shouldn't be surprised as they are managed by a Uruguyan.

[ericofarabia]

Is it wrong that i read the following:

 

'Travis Perkins have just announce a major new contract which will secure 150 jobs in Scumhampton. They have successfully tendered to put up two new rows of fences outside St Marys so the girlguide group known as the yoof can rattle safely all day on April 7th when Pompey come to town'

 

And thought:

1. Travis Perkins are a Builders Merchants and not a contractor, so derr

2. 150 men to put two rows of metal security fencing is too many, the optimum number would be 4

3. Why would you put up two rows.

 

Bloody skates. doing my head in

 

I think it's worrying that you had those thoughts ahead of ..... girl guides .... ummmm girls in uniforms ... must have a quick google and lunchtime whank before i read any further.

[trousers]

I suspect they think it's sad that we have a thread with 1172 pages that is all about them.

 

But that thread is a parody of our obsession with them, not an actual obsession.....

[Danbert]

Just had a wonder over to see if there was any news on Pearce. It's a sad, imbred place. Half their threads are about us and the ones that aren't, we get mentioned in somewhere half way down the thread. They don't want Danny Ings onloan because he's a 'scummer'. Are they really in any posision to be rejecting players because of that??

 

I really can't wait to p1ss on them next month

 

http://fansonline.net/portsmouth/mb/

 

Says the man starting a thread about the fishy few on a Saints forum...

[Secret Site Agent]

I think it's worrying that you had those thoughts ahead of ..... girl guides .... ummmm girls in uniforms ... must have a quick google and lunchtime whank before i read any further.

 

The yoof dressed in girl guide uniforms...........................worrying.

 

Mind you I spent 20 years trying to get into the girl guides, until the court case