Pranking

[kwsaint]

A mate of mine says he supports Man Utd and Saints at the same time. I thought I should teach him a lesson with a bit of nighttime pranking. Any ideas (preferably legal and don't involve indecent exposure)

[ThreeSixty]

Sleep with his misses.

[St.Patrik]

Get him ****ed and take him to the local Tattoo studio and make a big Saints crest tattoo on his chest - with the text I LOVE SAINTS under the badge : )

[This Charming Man]

Your best bet would be to ditch him all together. You don't need someone like him as a friend.

 

The only people that support 2 teams are weirdos and excitable Asians. Get rid.

[for_heaven's_Saint]

Your best bet would be to ditch him all together. You don't need someone like him as a friend.

 

The only people that support 2 teams are weirdos and excitable Asians. Get rid.

 

This.

[Bearsy]

is 'pranking' an autocorrect?

[suewhistle]

is 'pranking' an autocorrect?

 

No, that would be pranker.

[Micky]

Two teams, serious question - but how old is your mate...???

[saintscottofthenortham]

Shít on him while he sleeps and put a glass next to his bed and píss in it. When he wakes up, he won't know píss from water and will indulge.

 

Two teams... What a stupid c*nt.

[hypochondriac]

Your best bet would be to ditch him all together. You don't need someone like him as a friend.

 

The only people that support 2 teams are weirdos and excitable Asians. Get rid.

 

Are you talking about a certain hornet who used to frequent here?

[This Charming Man]

Are you talking about a certain hornet who used to frequent here?

 

I'd forgotten all about that little runt.

[scotty]

Print up a big poster of Luis Suarez, and nail it to his bedroom wall.

[dannysfc]

That's funny as in an interesting funny not LOL funny as that same thing happened as I was on my way back from the Leeds game on the coach when a caller rang up

and she said that she supports both Man U and Saints at the same time which I found at the time very weird and am thinking that if you want to be a fan and support a

team then at least be someone who is local to you But there we go and Each to their own!

[scott_saints]

That's funny as in an interesting funny not LOL funny

[hypochondriac]

I'd forgotten all about that little runt.

 

He was an excitable asian.

[Golden Balls]

People who support 2 teams always seem to support one normal/**** team and one world beater team. Basically they are so uncomfortable with not being associated with success they need to 'support' a team that wins stuff....but they don't want to be seen as a glory hunter. Basically, they're morons.

[rperry]

fill his shoes with water and put them in the freezer hahahahahaaha

[latter day saint]

while he's asleep shave his eyebrows & if he is deep sleeper, any other body hair.

if he is passed out after a few shandy's photograph him in compromising positions i.e - cucumber/carrot up the arse

[Junction 9]

Break into his house in the dead of night. Take with you some towels, pliers, rope and chloroform.

Now listen carefully as this can go wrong (believe me)

Use the pliers to cut the phone lines, these will also be used later for teeth and toenails. Soak the towel in the chloroform and use over nose and mouth to render unconcious. Then strip him and use the rope to tie him firmly to the bed (face down) When he has regained conciousness bum him in hard whilst whispering "Up the Saints" (don't shout) saying it on the instroke. Once spent, remove teeth and toenails with the pliers.

Trust me, this is almost fail safe.

[dan17]

Break into his house in the dead of night. Take with you some towels, pliers, rope and chloroform.

Now listen carefully as this can go wrong (believe me)

Use the pliers to cut the phone lines, these will also be used later for teeth and toenails. Soak the towel in the chloroform and use over nose and mouth to render unconcious. Then strip him and use the rope to tie him firmly to the bed (face down) When he has regained conciousness bum him in hard whilst whispering "Up the Saints" (don't shout) saying it on the instroke. Once spent, remove teeth and toenails with the pliers.

Trust me, this is almost fail safe.

 

WOW!! lmfao

[SparkySaint]

Hide an alarm clock in his room and set it for 3am

[Turkish]

I've said it before and I'll say it again mothng says i know f*ck all about football than someone who says "and my second team is..........."

[lordswoodsaints]

Carve sfc on his forehead with a razor and kick him in the nuts and maybe rub a chilli around his bell end.

[Pilchards]

Get him to wear a grey shirt out and then get all your mates to ignore as they won't be able to see him.

At the end of the night tell him that his **** of a team came up with the same excuse once.

He will realise what a lousy team he supports and will now focus on the red & whites.

[The9]

A mate of mine says he supports Man Utd and Saints at the same time. I thought I should teach him a lesson with a bit of nighttime pranking. Any ideas (preferably legal and don't involve indecent exposure)

 

Shoot yourself in the head and bleed all over him.

[The9]

I've said it before and I'll say it again mothng says i know f*ck all about football than someone who says "and my second team is..........."

 

Not everyone has never been outside Southampton except for away games you know, some people actually live in different places and have watched more than one team in their lifetimes.

 

Also, what if you were a Crawley-based Brighton fan ? Perfectly valid reasons for supporting both since Crawley are now a league side too.

[norwaysaint]

Break into his house in the dead of night. Take with you some towels, pliers, rope and chloroform.

Now listen carefully as this can go wrong (believe me)

Use the pliers to cut the phone lines, these will also be used later for teeth and toenails. Soak the towel in the chloroform and use over nose and mouth to render unconcious. Then strip him and use the rope to tie him firmly to the bed (face down) When he has regained conciousness bum him in hard whilst whispering "Up the Saints" (don't shout) saying it on the instroke. Once spent, remove teeth and toenails with the pliers.

Trust me, this is almost fail safe.

 

I believe Junction 9 works with this sort of thing and has been known to help out saints fans at mates rates.

[Turkish]

Not everyone has never been outside Southampton except for away games you know, some people actually live in different places and have watched more than one team in their lifetimes.

 

Also, what if you were a Crawley-based Brighton fan ? Perfectly valid reasons for supporting both since Crawley are now a league side too.

 

Ive lived in Leeds and Harrogate and regularly been to see them both in the past, I look out for their results but dont support them. Just because you know nothing about football and support Newport as well.

[Tony F]

Break into his house in the dead of night. Take with you some towels, pliers, rope and chloroform.

Now listen carefully as this can go wrong (believe me)

Use the pliers to cut the phone lines, these will also be used later for teeth and toenails. Soak the towel in the chloroform and use over nose and mouth to render unconcious. Then strip him and use the rope to tie him firmly to the bed (face down) When he has regained conciousness bum him in hard whilst whispering "Up the Saints" (don't shout) saying it on the instroke. Once spent, remove teeth and toenails with the pliers.

Trust me, this is almost fail safe.

 

I am disappointed that, despite all this detail, you are not offering an "effectiveness guarantee".

 

Shame on you sir!!

[dune]

There is once acceptable exception. Supporting Saints and liking Rangers is allowed. Up the Billy Boys.

[Noodles34]

He was an excitable asian.

 

where the does the 'asian' come into it?

 

unbelievable!

[saints-cris]

If he supports 2 teams, then hes not a fan at all.

[Wurzel]

There is once acceptable exception. Supporting Saints and liking Rangers is allowed. Up the Billy Boys.

That's a relief . Just bought a Rangers shirt off their website for a tenner in case it becomes a collectors item. If they survive (which no doubt they will) it's good know I am safe to wear it around town

 

Break into his house in the dead of night. Take with you some towels, pliers, rope and chloroform.

Now listen carefully as this can go wrong (believe me)

Use the pliers to cut the phone lines, these will also be used later for teeth and toenails. Soak the towel in the chloroform and use over nose and mouth to render unconcious. Then strip him and use the rope to tie him firmly to the bed (face down) When he has regained conciousness bum him in hard whilst whispering "Up the Saints" (don't shout) saying it on the instroke. Once spent, remove teeth and toenails with the pliers.

Trust me, this is almost fail safe.

 

I might need help getting rid of a slow paying tenant. Can you send me your contact details

[ericofarabia]

Is this a footballing version of being "Bi"?

 

Maybe he should think about Man U and Brighton instead.

[alpine_saint]

I thought this was the Japanese version of that lying-flat-in-ridiculous-places vogue, in honour of Chung.