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dune

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'To be born English is to win first prize in the lottery of life' so said the great Imperialist Cecil Rhodes. Likewise to be born a Southampton fan is to win first prize in the lotttery of Southern England. Over the past few years we have witnessed a brief period of consolidation, but now the Empire has struck back and we have reasserted our superiority over the heathens and barbaric tribes in our dominion.

 

That brings me onto Tuesdays nights clash between Reading and Portsmouth. What better opportunity to show Portsmouth's rabble that we are comfortable in our position as the dominent power. So comfortable in it in fact that we can rise above the bitterness and envy of the conquered and wish them well at the Madejski stadium.

 

Play Up Pompey.

Jack

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Is it an automatic infraction for starting a thread with that title?

 

Good luck Pompey would have suffice, surely.

dune

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This. Keep this "play up sheiite" off this site.

 

And its portsmouth not pompey ffs.

 

It is, and has always been, Pompey.

 

We are superior, we rise above them.

saintoaks

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Its a tough one...i really really really hate the mockney skate c***s and want them to fold, but on the other hand Reading are coming up on the outside rails. I think a draw will do the job for me !

dune

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not poopey or pimpley then?

 

I think this is not only acceptable, but should be actively encouraged. It shows that we are comfortable to make ourselves look silly which throws the savages off guard. If you are to build and maintain an Empire and subjugate the heathens it's all about knowing when to use the stick and when to use the carrot.

St Lej

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not poopey or pimpley then?

 

That's almost as cringeworthy as when some of our fans refer to Bournemouth as Bompey. Still, we've always got the old "Has Skacel signed yet" rib tickler to reel off if we really want to push the comedy boat out.

Turkish

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That's almost as cringeworthy as when some of our fans refer to Bournemouth as Bompey. Still, we've always got the old "Has Skacel signed yet" rib tickler to reel off if we really want to push the comedy boat out.

 

The never ending Pulis and Forecast jokes also have me in fits of laughter. I geniunely am not sure if i should PMSL or LMFAO everytime someone cracks one of those.

dune

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Further to the OP decree I also send out a call to WIG THE WING (that's the Itchen Corner) at the forthcoming fixture at the FRIENDS provident St Marys Stadium. What better way to enforce our Pimpley/Poopey/Pumpey love fest than to amaze them with a colourful and synthetically diverse display of vibrant multicostumerism.

Tokyo-Saint

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The never ending Pulis and Forecast jokes also have me in fits of laughter. I geniunely am not sure if i should PMSL or LMFAO everytime someone cracks one of those.

 

What about those complete mongs who bang on about others saying we are the new barca or that we should expand the stadium? They really crack me up.

dune

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True, but every little helps.

 

If we win and pompey win tomorrow we'll be 8 points clear with a better goal difference. That would take some clawing back for the pack.

Tokyo-Saint

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If we win and pompey win tomorrow we'll be 8 points clear with a better goal difference. That would take some clawing back for the pack.

 

*Reaches for large 'comedy' hat and bell.

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"Play Up Pompey" doesn't really make grammatical sense does it? Why has nobody ever mentioned this before? There's a good reason why no ther team in the country/world has adopted it to suit their own chant. "Play Up Reading, Reading Play Up", "Play Up City, City Play Up" or "Play Up Wigan, Wigan Play Up" all fit into the tune just as well, but they choose not to sing it. Just seems strange, that considering it's so well known, at least 1 other team hasn't adopted it (in the way that most teams sing a variation of OWTSGMI or 'And it's all Southampton(/whatever other team) etc.).

dune

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"Play Up Pompey" doesn't really make grammatical sense does it? Why has nobody ever mentioned this before? There's a good reason why no ther team in the country/world has adopted it to suit their own chant. "Play Up Reading, Reading Play Up", "Play Up City, City Play Up" or "Play Up Wigan, Wigan Play Up" all fit into the tune just as well, but they choose not to sing it. Just seems strange, that considering it's so well known, at least 1 other team hasn't adopted it (in the way that most teams sing a variation of OWTSGMI or 'And it's all Southampton(/whatever other team) etc.).

 

And what's "And it's Portsmouth City, Portsmouth City FC" all about?

 

I expect Bob and Danny added the city bit in to make it rhyme.

Secret Site Agent

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'To be born English is to win first prize in the lottery of life' so said the great Imperialist Cecil Rhodes. Likewise to be born a Southampton fan is to win first prize in the lotttery of Southern England. Over the past few years we have witnessed a brief period of consolidation, but now the Empire has struck back and we have reasserted our superiority over the heathens and barbaric tribes in our dominion.

 

That brings me onto Tuesdays nights clash between Reading and Portsmouth. What better opportunity to show Portsmouth's rabble that we are comfortable in our position as the dominent power. So comfortable in it in fact that we can rise above the bitterness and envy of the conquered and wish them well at the Madejski stadium.

 

Play Up Pompey.

 

 

IN OTHER WORDS

 

Dear Pompey

 

We hate your guts with every fibre of our being.

 

Please can you do us a BIG favour and defeat Reading so that our promotion prospects are improved.

 

If you can just see to it as well that you don't go bust until you have done us this favour.

 

Then once done, please f--- off and die a nasty death

 

Lots of love

 

Saints.

 

 

 

 

 

Can I please point out that when ~~Pompey were in the Prem and we were in the L1, they did the same to us, laughing, joking, taking the ****, wishing we went bust.

 

And look at what happened to them.

 

Karma.

 

What a b****. She was listening

Dark Munster

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Is it an automatic infraction for starting a thread with that title?

 

Good luck Pompey would have suffice, surely.

 

TBF that's almost as bad.

 

Regarding their match tomorrow, it's the old mass-brawl-match-abandoned-both-teams-docked-3-points wish. :p

dune

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I've just thought. For the first time since the 1950's Pompey have more people in Hampshire willing them to win than we do.

Brizzie Saints

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I've just thought. For the first time since the 1950's Pompey have more people in Hampshire willing them to win than we do.

Cant believe any self respecting saints fan would even think or starting such a thread, and look at your f*ckin avatar, can only think that u must be a closet skate that has decided to come out. So do us all a favour and f*ck off

dune

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Cant believe any self respecting saints fan would even think or starting such a thread, and look at your f*ckin avatar, can only think that u must be a closet skate that has decided to come out. So do us all a favour and f*ck off

 

Get over yourself. I have posted more than enough subtle digs at them. Even the avatar itself is a dig at them.

Brizzie Saints

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Get over yourself. I have posted more than enough subtle digs at them. Even the avatar itself is a dig at them.

Couldn't give a sh1t, theres nothing on this earth that would make me stoop so low as to adopt anything from that sh1thole. clean ur act up mate, its f*ckin embarrasing

Noodles34

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Two things:

 

Why do people think it is worthwhile, as a Saints fan to engage with them on their forum. I have a look from time to time, but to get into conversations etc. that StuRomseySaint, what a knob! Might as well be one of them, isnt he a Nick illingworth wannabee anyway?

 

And the other. Why are we calling them Pompey? Its their ****ing nickname ffs, do you think they call us Saints? They should be known as either Portsmouth or better still, 'the lot down the road', Pompey, about as cringeworthy as Bompey!

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