dune Posted 5 March, 2012 Share Posted 5 March, 2012 'To be born English is to win first prize in the lottery of life' so said the great Imperialist Cecil Rhodes. Likewise to be born a Southampton fan is to win first prize in the lotttery of Southern England. Over the past few years we have witnessed a brief period of consolidation, but now the Empire has struck back and we have reasserted our superiority over the heathens and barbaric tribes in our dominion. That brings me onto Tuesdays nights clash between Reading and Portsmouth. What better opportunity to show Portsmouth's rabble that we are comfortable in our position as the dominent power. So comfortable in it in fact that we can rise above the bitterness and envy of the conquered and wish them well at the Madejski stadium. Play Up Pompey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Posted 5 March, 2012 Share Posted 5 March, 2012 Is it an automatic infraction for starting a thread with that title? Good luck Pompey would have suffice, surely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shane d Posted 5 March, 2012 Share Posted 5 March, 2012 Fxxx off pompey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highfield Saint Posted 5 March, 2012 Share Posted 5 March, 2012 Fxxx off pompey This. Keep this "play up sheiite" off this site. And its portsmouth not pompey ffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 5 March, 2012 Author Share Posted 5 March, 2012 This. Keep this "play up sheiite" off this site. And its portsmouth not pompey ffs. It is, and has always been, Pompey. We are superior, we rise above them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 5 March, 2012 Share Posted 5 March, 2012 not poopey or pimpley then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Duckhunter Posted 5 March, 2012 Share Posted 5 March, 2012 It's a win win for me. Skates win or draw and I'll congratulate my Skate mate and text him my thanks. Lose and I'll text him, "going down with no money in the bank" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 5 March, 2012 Author Share Posted 5 March, 2012 OMFG - my clock has just rung out the westminster chimes and 3.50. WTF. An omen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raging Bull Posted 5 March, 2012 Share Posted 5 March, 2012 Winning this league is all important, play up Pompey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highfield Saint Posted 5 March, 2012 Share Posted 5 March, 2012 not poopey or pimpley then? They both work if you are younger than 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintoaks Posted 5 March, 2012 Share Posted 5 March, 2012 Its a tough one...i really really really hate the mockney skate c***s and want them to fold, but on the other hand Reading are coming up on the outside rails. I think a draw will do the job for me ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 5 March, 2012 Author Share Posted 5 March, 2012 not poopey or pimpley then? I think this is not only acceptable, but should be actively encouraged. It shows that we are comfortable to make ourselves look silly which throws the savages off guard. If you are to build and maintain an Empire and subjugate the heathens it's all about knowing when to use the stick and when to use the carrot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Lej Posted 5 March, 2012 Share Posted 5 March, 2012 not poopey or pimpley then? That's almost as cringeworthy as when some of our fans refer to Bournemouth as Bompey. Still, we've always got the old "Has Skacel signed yet" rib tickler to reel off if we really want to push the comedy boat out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 5 March, 2012 Share Posted 5 March, 2012 That's almost as cringeworthy as when some of our fans refer to Bournemouth as Bompey. Still, we've always got the old "Has Skacel signed yet" rib tickler to reel off if we really want to push the comedy boat out. The never ending Pulis and Forecast jokes also have me in fits of laughter. I geniunely am not sure if i should PMSL or LMFAO everytime someone cracks one of those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 5 March, 2012 Author Share Posted 5 March, 2012 Further to the OP decree I also send out a call to WIG THE WING (that's the Itchen Corner) at the forthcoming fixture at the FRIENDS provident St Marys Stadium. What better way to enforce our Pimpley/Poopey/Pumpey love fest than to amaze them with a colourful and synthetically diverse display of vibrant multicostumerism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
70's Mike Posted 5 March, 2012 Share Posted 5 March, 2012 Winning this league is all important, play up Pompey. we can win the league whether the skates win or lose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 5 March, 2012 Share Posted 5 March, 2012 The Skates will roll over and die in this one. Stick your house on Reading. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CFSFC Posted 5 March, 2012 Share Posted 5 March, 2012 I'll never ever say or type such words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Cleaner Posted 5 March, 2012 Share Posted 5 March, 2012 Winning this league is all important, play up Pompey. no point in counting on Skates. They're concentrating on winning the All European Inter Cities Administration Cup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 5 March, 2012 Share Posted 5 March, 2012 The never ending Pulis and Forecast jokes also have me in fits of laughter. I geniunely am not sure if i should PMSL or LMFAO everytime someone cracks one of those. What about those complete mongs who bang on about others saying we are the new barca or that we should expand the stadium? They really crack me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raging Bull Posted 5 March, 2012 Share Posted 5 March, 2012 we can win the league whether the skates win or lose True, but every little helps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 5 March, 2012 Author Share Posted 5 March, 2012 True, but every little helps. If we win and pompey win tomorrow we'll be 8 points clear with a better goal difference. That would take some clawing back for the pack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 5 March, 2012 Share Posted 5 March, 2012 If we win and pompey win tomorrow we'll be 8 points clear with a better goal difference. That would take some clawing back for the pack. *Reaches for large 'comedy' hat and bell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerBadger Posted 5 March, 2012 Share Posted 5 March, 2012 Skates to win against Reading and help us to promotion with potentially their final game - that would really hurt wouldn't it......muuuuuhahahahahahahhaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 5 March, 2012 Author Share Posted 5 March, 2012 *Reaches for large 'comedy' hat and bell. *gropes nieces titties* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daren W Posted 5 March, 2012 Share Posted 5 March, 2012 not poopey or pimpley then? I always feel a shudder everytime someone calls them Poopey... Sounds like a five year old talking... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 5 March, 2012 Author Share Posted 5 March, 2012 All together now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_Jonny Posted 5 March, 2012 Share Posted 5 March, 2012 Not ganna lie, I'd love it if the fish ****ing inbreds won tomorrow night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawillwill Posted 5 March, 2012 Share Posted 5 March, 2012 "Play Up Pompey" doesn't really make grammatical sense does it? Why has nobody ever mentioned this before? There's a good reason why no ther team in the country/world has adopted it to suit their own chant. "Play Up Reading, Reading Play Up", "Play Up City, City Play Up" or "Play Up Wigan, Wigan Play Up" all fit into the tune just as well, but they choose not to sing it. Just seems strange, that considering it's so well known, at least 1 other team hasn't adopted it (in the way that most teams sing a variation of OWTSGMI or 'And it's all Southampton(/whatever other team) etc.). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Billy Posted 5 March, 2012 Share Posted 5 March, 2012 Bloody right, play up pompey do us a favour! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 5 March, 2012 Author Share Posted 5 March, 2012 "Play Up Pompey" doesn't really make grammatical sense does it? Why has nobody ever mentioned this before? There's a good reason why no ther team in the country/world has adopted it to suit their own chant. "Play Up Reading, Reading Play Up", "Play Up City, City Play Up" or "Play Up Wigan, Wigan Play Up" all fit into the tune just as well, but they choose not to sing it. Just seems strange, that considering it's so well known, at least 1 other team hasn't adopted it (in the way that most teams sing a variation of OWTSGMI or 'And it's all Southampton(/whatever other team) etc.). And what's "And it's Portsmouth City, Portsmouth City FC" all about? I expect Bob and Danny added the city bit in to make it rhyme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints_is_the_south Posted 5 March, 2012 Share Posted 5 March, 2012 It's a win win for me. Skates win or draw and I'll congratulate my Skate mate and text him my thanks. Lose and I'll text him, "going down with no money in the bank" +1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Site Agent Posted 5 March, 2012 Share Posted 5 March, 2012 'To be born English is to win first prize in the lottery of life' so said the great Imperialist Cecil Rhodes. Likewise to be born a Southampton fan is to win first prize in the lotttery of Southern England. Over the past few years we have witnessed a brief period of consolidation, but now the Empire has struck back and we have reasserted our superiority over the heathens and barbaric tribes in our dominion. That brings me onto Tuesdays nights clash between Reading and Portsmouth. What better opportunity to show Portsmouth's rabble that we are comfortable in our position as the dominent power. So comfortable in it in fact that we can rise above the bitterness and envy of the conquered and wish them well at the Madejski stadium. Play Up Pompey. IN OTHER WORDS Dear Pompey We hate your guts with every fibre of our being. Please can you do us a BIG favour and defeat Reading so that our promotion prospects are improved. If you can just see to it as well that you don't go bust until you have done us this favour. Then once done, please f--- off and die a nasty death Lots of love Saints. Can I please point out that when ~~Pompey were in the Prem and we were in the L1, they did the same to us, laughing, joking, taking the ****, wishing we went bust. And look at what happened to them. Karma. What a b****. She was listening Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yamms_schmitz Posted 5 March, 2012 Share Posted 5 March, 2012 It is a win/win game for us. There are positives with any result. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K,Billy's supersound Posted 5 March, 2012 Share Posted 5 March, 2012 come on reading stuff portsmouth, you can grab second place off westham. i hope they are sitting in the top two along with us come end of the season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Who? Posted 5 March, 2012 Share Posted 5 March, 2012 Draw please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AussieDog Posted 5 March, 2012 Share Posted 5 March, 2012 Saints win please. Don't care about anybody else. Our fate is in our hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Munster Posted 5 March, 2012 Share Posted 5 March, 2012 I always feel a shudder everytime someone calls them Poopey... Sounds like a five year old talking... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Munster Posted 5 March, 2012 Share Posted 5 March, 2012 Is it an automatic infraction for starting a thread with that title? Good luck Pompey would have suffice, surely. TBF that's almost as bad. Regarding their match tomorrow, it's the old mass-brawl-match-abandoned-both-teams-docked-3-points wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Chalet Posted 5 March, 2012 Share Posted 5 March, 2012 Can't see the Skates getting anything tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy_D Posted 5 March, 2012 Share Posted 5 March, 2012 We only need one more point to guarantee finishing above them this season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southamptonfc Posted 6 March, 2012 Share Posted 6 March, 2012 play up Pompey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 6 March, 2012 Author Share Posted 6 March, 2012 I've just thought. For the first time since the 1950's Pompey have more people in Hampshire willing them to win than we do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brizzie Saints Posted 6 March, 2012 Share Posted 6 March, 2012 I've just thought. For the first time since the 1950's Pompey have more people in Hampshire willing them to win than we do. Cant believe any self respecting saints fan would even think or starting such a thread, and look at your f*ckin avatar, can only think that u must be a closet skate that has decided to come out. So do us all a favour and f*ck off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 6 March, 2012 Author Share Posted 6 March, 2012 Cant believe any self respecting saints fan would even think or starting such a thread, and look at your f*ckin avatar, can only think that u must be a closet skate that has decided to come out. So do us all a favour and f*ck off Get over yourself. I have posted more than enough subtle digs at them. Even the avatar itself is a dig at them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brizzie Saints Posted 6 March, 2012 Share Posted 6 March, 2012 Get over yourself. I have posted more than enough subtle digs at them. Even the avatar itself is a dig at them. Couldn't give a sh1t, theres nothing on this earth that would make me stoop so low as to adopt anything from that sh1thole. clean ur act up mate, its f*ckin embarrasing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 6 March, 2012 Share Posted 6 March, 2012 I wouldn't be unhappy with a Pompey win tonight. That's all I have to say 'bout that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 6 March, 2012 Author Share Posted 6 March, 2012 http://fansonline.net/portsmouth/mb/view.php?id=417614 *smirk* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noodles34 Posted 6 March, 2012 Share Posted 6 March, 2012 Two things: Why do people think it is worthwhile, as a Saints fan to engage with them on their forum. I have a look from time to time, but to get into conversations etc. that StuRomseySaint, what a knob! Might as well be one of them, isnt he a Nick illingworth wannabee anyway? And the other. Why are we calling them Pompey? Its their ****ing nickname ffs, do you think they call us Saints? They should be known as either Portsmouth or better still, 'the lot down the road', Pompey, about as cringeworthy as Bompey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 6 March, 2012 Share Posted 6 March, 2012 All together now... Is that Turkish and Sturomseysaint? Bloody glory hunters, go anywhere they can put on a jesters hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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