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He's Jos - too good to be true,

He'll take the ball off of you,

He's got a square head and he's Dutch,

And he scores so much.

Our new centre back has arrived

And I thank Le God I'm alive.

He's Jos - too good to be true.

Can't take my eyes off you.

 

Do-do Do-do Do-do-do-do-do

Do-do Do-do Do-do-do-do-do

Do-do Do-do Do-do-do-do-do

Do-do Do-do Do-doooooooooooooooooooo

 

We love you, Hooiveld,

And if it's quite alright,

We need you, Hooiveld,

Without you we are sh!te.

We love you, Hooiveld.

Trust in me when I say:

Oh, Jossy Hooiveld,

Don't let us down, I pray.

Oh, Jossy Hooiveld, now that we found you, stay

And let us love you, Hooiveld.

We f*cking love you.

 

 

 

or something

Posted
He's Jos - too good to be true,

He'll take the ball off of you,

He's got a square head and he's Dutch,

And he scores so much.

Our new centre back has arrived

And I thank Le God I'm alive.

He's Jos - too good to be true.

Can't take my eyes off you.

 

Do-do Do-do Do-do-do-do-do

Do-do Do-do Do-do-do-do-do

Do-do Do-do Do-do-do-do-do

Do-do Do-do Do-doooooooooooooooooooo

 

We love you, Hooiveld,

And if it's quite alright,

We need you, Hooiveld,

Without you we are sh!te.

We love you, Hooiveld.

Trust in me when I say:

Oh, Jossy Hooiveld,

Don't let us down, I pray.

Oh, Jossy Hooiveld, now that we found you, stay

And let us love you, Hooiveld.

We f*cking love you.

 

 

 

or something

 

I do love that, but is Northam mongs will have no hope of getting that all together.

Posted
He's Jos - too good to be true,

He'll take the ball off of you,

He's got a square head and he's Dutch,

And he scores so much.

Our new centre back has arrived

And I thank Le God I'm alive.

He's Jos - too good to be true.

Can't take my eyes off you.

 

Do-do Do-do Do-do-do-do-do

Do-do Do-do Do-do-do-do-do

Do-do Do-do Do-do-do-do-do

Do-do Do-do Do-doooooooooooooooooooo

 

We love you, Hooiveld,

And if it's quite alright,

We need you, Hooiveld,

Without you we are sh!te.

We love you, Hooiveld.

Trust in me when I say:

Oh, Jossy Hooiveld,

Don't let us down, I pray.

Oh, Jossy Hooiveld, now that we found you, stay

And let us love you, Hooiveld.

We f*cking love you.

 

 

 

or something

 

 

 

I love that you cracked that beauty out at half 3 in the morning (assuming you're not abroad)! Agree might be a bit too long for us simpletons to get it going though, maybe introduce a verse every few games lol! Jos MUST have a song

Posted
I do love that, but is Northam mongs will have no hope of getting that all together.

 

I can't think of any chant in the world that takes over a minute to get through just one rendition.

Posted
He's Jos - too good to be true,

He'll take the ball off of you,

He's got a square head and he's Dutch,

And he scores so much.

Our new centre back has arrived

And I thank Le God I'm alive.

He's Jos - too good to be true.

Can't take my eyes off you.

 

Do-do Do-do Do-do-do-do-do

Do-do Do-do Do-do-do-do-do

Do-do Do-do Do-do-do-do-do

Do-do Do-do Do-doooooooooooooooooooo

 

We love you, Hooiveld,

And if it's quite alright,

We need you, Hooiveld,

Without you we are sh!te.

We love you, Hooiveld.

Trust in me when I say:

Oh, Jossy Hooiveld,

Don't let us down, I pray.

Oh, Jossy Hooiveld, now that we found you, stay

And let us love you, Hooiveld.

We f*cking love you.

 

 

 

or something

 

Bit too many verses. We did have this tune for Michael Svensson back in the day and could change the words to fit...

 

"We love you Hooiveld,

You are the love of my life,

We love you Hooiveld ,

I'd let you **** my wife,

We love you Hooiveld

We want a square head toooooooo"

Posted
To the tune of Matty Matt Le Tiss

 

Jossy, Jossy, Jossy Jos Hoovield,

He get's his man he get's the ball,

Jossy Jos Hooiveld.

 

And repeat.

 

Hate to say it fella but that is one of the worst attempts I've ever seen on here..

Posted

You are Jos Hooliveld

Square head Jos Hooliveld

We signed you on deadline day

We were told you were sh*t when you joined us

But we signed you anyway.

Posted
Bit too many verses. We did have this tune for Michael Svensson back in the day and could change the words to fit...

 

"We love you Hooiveld,

You are the love of my life,

We love you Hooiveld ,

I'd let you **** my wife,

We love you Hooiveld

We want a square head toooooooo"

 

like this one,maybe try it at ipswich,be good to get it going.

deano6 love yours as well but too many verses for our lot,too many backboard slappers would be speeding it up cos they wouldnt remember the words,coys

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Bit too many verses. We did have this tune for Michael Svensson back in the day and could change the words to fit...

 

"We love you Hooiveld,

You are the love of my life,

We love you Hooiveld ,

I'd let you **** my wife,

We love you Hooiveld

We want a square head toooooooo"

 

I suggested this on twitter a few weeks ago

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