John Cool Posted 27 February, 2012 Share Posted 27 February, 2012 Saints players past and present whose names sound phallic (with a little artistic licence)... GK: Bruce Knobbelaar Defence: Francis Salami Steve Wood Johnson McGrath Dan Hardon Midfield: Adam Banana Organ Schneiderlin Barry Horn Jason Truncheon Attack: Dickie Lambert Mick Eggwhitecannon Subs: Hassan Flashtool Lee Todger Willy Sharp P. Nile Ranger Anthony Penis Coach: Jhon Viagra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 27 February, 2012 Share Posted 27 February, 2012 Rod Wallace Tomasz Pecker-hard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 27 February, 2012 Share Posted 27 February, 2012 Manager : Alan Balls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 27 February, 2012 Share Posted 27 February, 2012 Steve Willi ams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 27 February, 2012 Share Posted 27 February, 2012 In-'e-go Idiakez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 27 February, 2012 Share Posted 27 February, 2012 Hairy RedKnob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 27 February, 2012 Share Posted 27 February, 2012 Shame Ron Harris didn't play for us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheaf Saint Posted 27 February, 2012 Share Posted 27 February, 2012 Sergei Gets-men-off Brett Oh-my-rod Claus Longdickvam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LVSaint Posted 27 February, 2012 Share Posted 27 February, 2012 Marek Saggy-Knob-ski Tadanari Pee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 27 February, 2012 Share Posted 27 February, 2012 Glenn Cock erill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 27 February, 2012 Share Posted 27 February, 2012 Could we also have a Saints Tits XI ? Player- Chris Nipple Manager - Lawrie MacMammory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Diamond Posted 27 February, 2012 Share Posted 27 February, 2012 David F*ckett Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandwichsaint Posted 28 February, 2012 Share Posted 28 February, 2012 Knobby Stokes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 28 February, 2012 Share Posted 28 February, 2012 Not forgetting the biggest cock to ever wear a Saints shirt - David Speedie. Nothing to do with his name - he was just a total bellend. Fullstop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 28 February, 2012 Share Posted 28 February, 2012 Kerry d*ck-son Matt le Pi*sier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint in Paradise Posted 28 February, 2012 Share Posted 28 February, 2012 I thought it was going to be a team made from TSW "knobs" but I suppose there would be enough for several teams then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tpbury Posted 28 February, 2012 Share Posted 28 February, 2012 this is funnier than I thought it would be! D Megolddick Andy Bellend Danny Upthebottom Marian A-hahs!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 28 February, 2012 Share Posted 28 February, 2012 Peter Rod-rigues Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint-scooby Posted 28 February, 2012 Share Posted 28 February, 2012 James Beat mee Papa will go in Paul sniff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohwhenthesaints Posted 28 February, 2012 Share Posted 28 February, 2012 Ryan Dickson? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 28 February, 2012 Share Posted 28 February, 2012 Nicola Cokteaser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 28 February, 2012 Share Posted 28 February, 2012 Ted "the master" Bates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 28 February, 2012 Share Posted 28 February, 2012 Alex C*ckslaid- Chamberlain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Cool Posted 28 February, 2012 Author Share Posted 28 February, 2012 Some laugh out loud suggestions I think a Tits XI is much *cough* harder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 28 February, 2012 Share Posted 28 February, 2012 Ivan Gonad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThreeSixty Posted 3 March, 2012 Share Posted 3 March, 2012 Tommy Foreskin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rshephard3 Posted 19 March, 2012 Share Posted 19 March, 2012 Toss Hooiveld Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Bognor Posted 20 March, 2012 Share Posted 20 March, 2012 (edited) Danny Hig-in-bottom Nicky Bang-her Punani Lee Marek Suckhimoffski Adam Labia Edited 20 March, 2012 by Johnny Bognor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_Jonny Posted 20 March, 2012 Share Posted 20 March, 2012 Matthew Le Jizzier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeyboy Posted 20 March, 2012 Share Posted 20 March, 2012 Spaff Le Tits Federico "in the" Arias Not in my eye ow Berkovic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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