John Cool Posted 27 February, 2012 Posted 27 February, 2012 Saints players past and present whose names sound phallic (with a little artistic licence)... GK: Bruce Knobbelaar Defence: Francis Salami Steve Wood Johnson McGrath Dan Hardon Midfield: Adam Banana Organ Schneiderlin Barry Horn Jason Truncheon Attack: Dickie Lambert Mick Eggwhitecannon Subs: Hassan Flashtool Lee Todger Willy Sharp P. Nile Ranger Anthony Penis Coach: Jhon Viagra
Sheaf Saint Posted 27 February, 2012 Posted 27 February, 2012 Sergei Gets-men-off Brett Oh-my-rod Claus Longdickvam
Badger Posted 27 February, 2012 Posted 27 February, 2012 Could we also have a Saints Tits XI ? Player- Chris Nipple Manager - Lawrie MacMammory
ericofarabia Posted 28 February, 2012 Posted 28 February, 2012 Not forgetting the biggest cock to ever wear a Saints shirt - David Speedie. Nothing to do with his name - he was just a total bellend. Fullstop.
Saint in Paradise Posted 28 February, 2012 Posted 28 February, 2012 I thought it was going to be a team made from TSW "knobs" but I suppose there would be enough for several teams then?
tpbury Posted 28 February, 2012 Posted 28 February, 2012 this is funnier than I thought it would be! D Megolddick Andy Bellend Danny Upthebottom Marian A-hahs!!!
Saint-scooby Posted 28 February, 2012 Posted 28 February, 2012 James Beat mee Papa will go in Paul sniff
John Cool Posted 28 February, 2012 Author Posted 28 February, 2012 Some laugh out loud suggestions I think a Tits XI is much *cough* harder
Johnny Bognor Posted 20 March, 2012 Posted 20 March, 2012 (edited) Danny Hig-in-bottom Nicky Bang-her Punani Lee Marek Suckhimoffski Adam Labia Edited 20 March, 2012 by Johnny Bognor
Monkeyboy Posted 20 March, 2012 Posted 20 March, 2012 Spaff Le Tits Federico "in the" Arias Not in my eye ow Berkovic
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