toe_punt Posted 23 February, 2012 Share Posted 23 February, 2012 OK, I can forgive MLT for his nasal transgresions (sp?) as he's a Demi-God, but Saints surely have given the Premier League some ugly players recently. Gareth Bale, Oxlade Chamberlain . And before any of you suggest otherwise: Yes, I am exteremely handsome, and since it's the Internet you can't prove otherwise....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Stimp Posted 23 February, 2012 Share Posted 23 February, 2012 The current Liverpool team is full of ugly mugs - Charlie Adam, Jay Spearing, Dirk Kuyt, Maxi Rodríguez, Lucas Leiva and Martin Škrtel to name but a few.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chocco boxo Posted 23 February, 2012 Share Posted 23 February, 2012 Branfoot invented ugly football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dronskisaint Posted 23 February, 2012 Share Posted 23 February, 2012 Everton ace the whole pack...one Rooney = any other eleven players! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pressingon Posted 23 February, 2012 Share Posted 23 February, 2012 Saw some of Stevenage v Spurs cup game, home fans singing "Gareth Bale you look like a chimp" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supersubpuckett Posted 23 February, 2012 Share Posted 23 February, 2012 iain dowie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cricketphilly Posted 23 February, 2012 Share Posted 23 February, 2012 Tevez, Lescott.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kpturner Posted 23 February, 2012 Share Posted 23 February, 2012 As a male, I feel unqualified to judge the looks of professional footballers.....and who knows when it comes to female preferences. My other half would have dropped them without blinking for John Thaw, but thinks Brad Pitt ain't all that! She obviously has good taste in men though........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pingwing Posted 23 February, 2012 Share Posted 23 February, 2012 Rooney winner of the ugmo-jones award every year! No one looks more like they scare children for a living! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 23 February, 2012 Share Posted 23 February, 2012 iain dowie Always makes me LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSAINT Posted 23 February, 2012 Share Posted 23 February, 2012 The current Liverpool team is full of ugly mugs - Charlie Adam, Jay Spearing, Dirk Kuyt, Maxi Rodríguez, Lucas Leiva and Martin Škrtel to name but a few.. Can't mention them without mentioning Suarez! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 23 February, 2012 Share Posted 23 February, 2012 A strong challenger though. Peter Beardsley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
callysaint76 Posted 23 February, 2012 Share Posted 23 February, 2012 Surely the beautiful Brett Ormerod should get an honorable mention!? Although fair play to him for ****ging both posh spice and Kev Phillips' wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 23 February, 2012 Share Posted 23 February, 2012 Jay Spearing is the oddest looking bloke I've ever seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saints Fan Dan Posted 23 February, 2012 Share Posted 23 February, 2012 Man City have got Worf lookalike Joleon Lescott and lesbian lookalike Samir Nasri. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anothersaintinsouthsea Posted 23 February, 2012 Share Posted 23 February, 2012 "Hey you guys!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Charming Man Posted 23 February, 2012 Share Posted 23 February, 2012 Delap Higginbottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Appy Posted 23 February, 2012 Share Posted 23 February, 2012 Man United, Luke Chadwick and the Nevilles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 23 February, 2012 Share Posted 23 February, 2012 In the Champions League last night Marseille had a dwarf playing for them and he had arms like a Tyrannasaurus Rex. Very Odd. Could have been a relation of Jay Spearing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 23 February, 2012 Share Posted 23 February, 2012 A girl I went to college with once stated Saints had the ugliest team in the world. Granted this was when we had Le Tiss and Dowie paying together, so even if the other 9 were all Brad Pitt lookalikes she'd have been right. Lundekvam was quite the anti-hunk too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piran Posted 23 February, 2012 Share Posted 23 February, 2012 Some years ago, when both were in their prime, Viz had a front cover with caricatures of Le Tissier and Peter Beardsley and the headline "Tiss and Beardo - Sex Gods on Tour"!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leslie Charteris Posted 23 February, 2012 Share Posted 23 February, 2012 This chap takes some beating in the beauty stakes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clapham Saint Posted 23 February, 2012 Share Posted 23 February, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anothersaintinsouthsea Posted 23 February, 2012 Share Posted 23 February, 2012 In the Champions League last night Marseille had a dwarf playing for them and he had arms like a Tyrannasaurus Rex. Very Odd. Could have been a relation of Jay Spearing. Val Beana Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrunkenSaint Posted 23 February, 2012 Share Posted 23 February, 2012 Shaun Goater must be a winner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint peter Posted 23 February, 2012 Share Posted 23 February, 2012 Robert Earnsahaw & Dwight Yorke ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Cool Posted 23 February, 2012 Share Posted 23 February, 2012 This chap takes some beating in the beauty stakes! Captain Caaaavemaaan! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VectisSaint Posted 23 February, 2012 Share Posted 23 February, 2012 The bells, the bells... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfc4prem Posted 23 February, 2012 Share Posted 23 February, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timb289 Posted 23 February, 2012 Share Posted 23 February, 2012 Ugly manager and ugly football... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opthomps Posted 24 February, 2012 Share Posted 24 February, 2012 Good lord, who is this saint. Mr P. Rogeria? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toe_punt Posted 26 February, 2012 Author Share Posted 26 February, 2012 I almost forgot Peter Crouch. Almost "alien" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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