tony13579 Posted 22 February, 2012 Posted 22 February, 2012 Those community chest cards..... You held a bucket collection for the cancer charity, Pocket £15,000
tony13579 Posted 22 February, 2012 Posted 22 February, 2012 Chance cards.... You applied for an early parachute payment... collect £1.8m
SNSUN Posted 22 February, 2012 Posted 22 February, 2012 Community Chest - You open an offshore account in your dog's name. Pocket £500k. This card doubles as a "Get Out Of Jail Free" card.
Crab Lungs Posted 22 February, 2012 Posted 22 February, 2012 Chance - Withold 2 months worth of PAYE and NI. Go directly to High Court, do not collect parachute money or gate receipts.
rocknrollman no2 Posted 22 February, 2012 Posted 22 February, 2012 You have won second prize in a beauty contest,go to bed with your brother!!
Crab Lungs Posted 22 February, 2012 Posted 22 February, 2012 Chance - Withold 2 months worth of PAYE and NI. Go directly to High Court, do not collect parachute money or gate receipts. I suppose that could be community chest as well
tony13579 Posted 22 February, 2012 Posted 22 February, 2012 Your shed of a ground requires new loos, Pay £200k to terry the builder
Crab Lungs Posted 22 February, 2012 Posted 22 February, 2012 Chance - Italian-American businessman shows interest in club. Receive 3 more throws of the dice without enforced liquidation
Crab Lungs Posted 22 February, 2012 Posted 22 February, 2012 When you land on Liam Lawrence, pay £20,000. Roll again. Land on David Norris, pay £25,000. Roll again, land on Dave Kitson, pay £20,000. Roll again, land on Tal Ben-Haim, pay £36,000.
Pugwash Posted 22 February, 2012 Posted 22 February, 2012 Go back to Goldsmith Avenue. Do NOT pass the FAPPT. Do NOT collect Parachute Payments.
cryoman1965 Posted 22 February, 2012 Posted 22 February, 2012 community Chest-you managed to pack the park collect £10k.
Amesbury Saint Posted 23 February, 2012 Posted 23 February, 2012 Chance card - you decide to burn down part of the stadium to collect the insurance. But do you have insurance?
Hockey_saint Posted 23 February, 2012 Posted 23 February, 2012 Community Chest - Even though you fail to pay charities and the community the money you owe them, the league have seen it fit to recommend you as "community club of the season" win £100 in laundered notes.
Torrent Of Abuse Posted 23 February, 2012 Posted 23 February, 2012 When you land on Liam Lawrence, pay £20,000. Roll again. Land on David Norris, pay £25,000. Roll again, land on Dave Kitson, pay £20,000. Roll again, land on Tal Ben-Haim, pay £36,000. You land on Liam Lawrence. Apologise, say you hope nothing's broken, offer to have a mate who nearly became a doctor look at it free of charge.
Ohio Saint Posted 23 February, 2012 Posted 23 February, 2012 You land on the Electric Co. Turn off the stadium lights and hide under the table.
ChicagoSaint Posted 23 February, 2012 Posted 23 February, 2012 Two of your former "youth" players that you sold last year are both nominated for Division 2 player of the year. Collect £0 and pay Ben Haim, Kitson and Lawrence another £76,000 between them.
Sevvy Posted 23 February, 2012 Posted 23 February, 2012 Community Chest - You find £17M down the back of a sofa
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 23 February, 2012 Posted 23 February, 2012 Community chest: feck the community!
Faz Posted 23 February, 2012 Posted 23 February, 2012 Chance - Caravan Tax. You are charged £200 for every caravan on Portsea Island. All tax payments are regarded as optional.
vince Posted 23 February, 2012 Posted 23 February, 2012 Throw the dice. Where ever you land, completely ignore the seriousness of your situation and ask the person to your left what the situation is regarding buying a player. If you've thrown a number greater than 1, ask all other persons playing whether they have a Premier League has-been who eats squirrels (copyright RallyBoy) to loan you for free. Keep throwing, keep asking.
dubai_phil Posted 23 February, 2012 Posted 23 February, 2012 A Hotel has been built on nottarf. Proceed directly to Moneyfields, do not pass Go, do not collect 20 million
saintbletch Posted 23 February, 2012 Posted 23 February, 2012 Chance: You are trading insolvently. Either pay £500K and chose your own administrator or have the court appoint one for you.
Faz Posted 23 February, 2012 Posted 23 February, 2012 Chance: Bank error in your favour. Lost files cause salaries not to be paid. Definitely not your fault. Carry on.
rallyboy Posted 23 February, 2012 Posted 23 February, 2012 chance - following a bare knuckle period of consultation you've won the marketing rights to sell lucky heather and official matchday horse brass outside the ground, cram your eight children into the front seats of the untaxed transit and proceed to an illegal dog fight on an industrial estate to celebrate. community chest - an old man near you has a missing roof tile, help yourself to £30,000 from his account. general note - ignore the rules and other players, just put your little hat on whatever square you fancy.
Gorgiesaint Posted 23 February, 2012 Posted 23 February, 2012 You land on the water company, turn the sprinklers on the pitch and ensure that the pitch is frozen by the overnight sub-zero temperatures. Call off the game the following day just early enough that your staff don't have to turn up so you don't pay them but late enough that the away fans are already half way through their journey. Absolve yourself of all blame in the press conference - 'Not our fault guv'
saintbletch Posted 23 February, 2012 Posted 23 February, 2012 Community chest: You've won the lottery - 7 seasons of premier league TV money. Either invest in club's infrastructure or take a chance.
Special K Posted 23 February, 2012 Posted 23 February, 2012 The boat has sunk, the iron is broken, someone's stolen my hat and the dog is dead. Game over. No, the dog is alive and well and living in Monaco.
Hatch Posted 23 February, 2012 Posted 23 February, 2012 land on a Station. can't afford the fares. Return to home.
SNSUN Posted 23 February, 2012 Posted 23 February, 2012 You sell TCWTB's bell. Collect £5 from Saints fans who'll melt it down, turn it into a dildo, and shove it up the bum of TC.
bpsaint Posted 23 February, 2012 Posted 23 February, 2012 Community Chest - Maradona and Riquelme sign for your club. Collect £1 million in Barbie Dollars from merchandise profits.
latter day saint Posted 23 February, 2012 Posted 23 February, 2012 land on a Station. can't afford the fares. Return to home. or land on station bump into your friendly rivals. receive a few slaps pay medical bill of £100
PaulSaint Posted 23 February, 2012 Posted 23 February, 2012 You host the worlds inaugural Motability Scooter F1 Race in the car park, collect £10,000 and hand it all over to "Son of a gunrunner"
Gemmel Posted 23 February, 2012 Posted 23 February, 2012 It's your daughter Brittney's first birthday. Collect ten pounds from each player to get her ears, nose and tongue pierced
Gorgiesaint Posted 24 February, 2012 Posted 24 February, 2012 land on a Station. can't afford the fares. Return to home. or land on a station can't afford the fare, walk outside to find the transit has been wheel-clamped as you didn't pay for the car park. Take a fine of £100 for release or deduct 3 points for failure to fulfill that away fixture Another community chest card - on the day of a home game, you find 10 gypsy families living in caravans in the stadium car park - your attendance is increased by 10% and you collect £1000 from lucky heather sales in the club shop
Lighthouse Posted 24 February, 2012 Posted 24 February, 2012 Free parking Now closed because you don't own the car park and the man who does is owed a lot of money.
bpsaint Posted 24 February, 2012 Posted 24 February, 2012 Chance Card - Its Mothers Day! You treat your sister to one she'll never forget. Pay £50.
eastleighhalo Posted 24 February, 2012 Posted 24 February, 2012 Chance - Count you fingers . If they dont add up to the same number as your toes ask your eldest sister why and go back 3 generations
Monkeyboy Posted 24 February, 2012 Posted 24 February, 2012 You land on Liam Lawrence. Lose a drink, receive a headbutt to the face and go directly to hospital
Colinjb Posted 24 February, 2012 Posted 24 February, 2012 Community Chest - Get off of your Sister and keep playing.
Brizzie Saints Posted 24 February, 2012 Posted 24 February, 2012 Community Chest - School Fees Due, Give them the finger and spunk it all on Deluded TV campaign
Brizzie Saints Posted 24 February, 2012 Posted 24 February, 2012 You Throw a 2. Move forward 6 spaces and inherit 2 new players
Brizzie Saints Posted 25 February, 2012 Posted 25 February, 2012 You Develop a new Mens Eau De Toilette Spend £50k on Marketing Eau De CatsP1ss Perfume Pour Homme
tony13579 Posted 28 February, 2012 Posted 28 February, 2012 Peter Storrie is renovating his house, employ him as a consultant to sell your players. Pay £500,000k
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