SNSUN Posted 20 February, 2012 Share Posted 20 February, 2012 Q: What kind of money to polo bears use? A: Ice lolly! Q: Have you ever hunted bear? A: No, but I've been shooting in my shorts! Q: How do you start a teddy bear race? A: Ready, teddy, go! Q: What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp? A: A bear faced lyre! Q: Why do bears have fur coats? A: Because they'd look stupid in anoraks! Q: What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig? A: A teddy boar! Q: What should you call a bald teddy? A: Fred bear! Q: What animal do you look like when you get into the bath? A: A little bear! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 21 February, 2012 Share Posted 21 February, 2012 Oi! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 21 February, 2012 Author Share Posted 21 February, 2012 Oi!I'll try nd get this thread deleted. Bear with me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 22 February, 2012 Share Posted 22 February, 2012 Knock knock Who's there It's a bear Hello bear how can I help you I've just run over some children in my car That sounds unpleasant Yes it was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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