fos Posted 15 February, 2012 Posted 15 February, 2012 Come and have a go at the Eastleigh agro. Lakeside rule OK Yer never take lakeside station. FOS boys will see you there.
doddisalegend Posted 15 February, 2012 Posted 15 February, 2012 lets go continental Le Harve Well they're French so it wouldn't take much effort to dislike them.....
Dig Dig Posted 15 February, 2012 Posted 15 February, 2012 Exactly, i met a bloke on holiday a few months back and knew he was a c*ck from the moment he said he supported Chelsea AND Norwich. He was a Norwich fan originally and when they got relegated decided he needed to support a premier league team so picked Chelsea, now Norwich are back up there he supports both. And i was right, he was an absolute helmet. I hear there are some strange men on these gay cruises. If they're capable of supporting two teams then you have to wonder what other weird stuff they're into. Just stay safe.
Turkish Posted 15 February, 2012 Posted 15 February, 2012 I hear there are some strange men on these gay cruises. If they're capable of supporting two teams then you have to wonder what other weird stuff they're into. Just stay safe. It seems we have plenty of homophobes in our fan base as well as racists.
Fan The Flames Posted 15 February, 2012 Posted 15 February, 2012 Nothing says i know f*ck all about football than someone that says "my second team is..........." That's exactly why I assumed you must have one.
Turkish Posted 15 February, 2012 Posted 15 February, 2012 That's exactly why I assumed you must have one. :lol::lol: Brilliant.
pap Posted 15 February, 2012 Posted 15 February, 2012 Of course not Timmy, whatever you say. I noticed your silly little joke, it was just too incredibly unfunny and mongtastic to even warrant a response. You dont need me to pull you up and make you look like mongs, you all do it very well yourselves. Your little group of internet mongs obession with me is rather odd. Your presence on this board seems rather odd. To paraphrase Obi-Wan Kenobi, who is the bigger mong? The mong? Or the mong that calls everyone else a mong, comes back to say he's never coming back again, then returns anyway to argue with said mongs?
Dig Dig Posted 15 February, 2012 Posted 15 February, 2012 It seems we have plenty of homophobes in our fan base as well as racists. Sorry, I originally skim read your original post and only picked out the words "met" "bloke" "Holiday" "c*ck" and "helmet" so I just made an assumption.
Turkish Posted 15 February, 2012 Posted 15 February, 2012 (edited) Your presence on this board seems rather odd. To paraphrase Obi-Wan Kenobi, who is the bigger mong? The mong? Or the mong that calls everyone else a mong, comes back to say he's never coming back again, then returns anyway to argue with said mongs? So does yours. Who is the bigger mong, the mong? Or the mong who that calls everyone else a mong, comes back to say he's never coming back again, then returns anyway to argue with said mongs. O the mong that is obsessed with that mong, makes sllly mong jokes in a terrible attempt at p*ss taking/banter/god knows what and who has melt downs about hidden meanings as to what their user name and avatar on a mong board might possibly mean. *odd* Edited 15 February, 2012 by Turkish
Bearsy Posted 15 February, 2012 Author Posted 15 February, 2012 Turkish you were adding value to my thread at first by being the only one who apparently took the proposition of choosing a new rival seriously, but now you're all spoiling it and I'm petitioning for a banning order.
buctootim Posted 15 February, 2012 Posted 15 February, 2012 So does yours. Who is the bigger mong, the mong? Or the mong who that calls everyone else a mong, comes back to say he's never coming back again, then returns anyway to argue with said mongs. O the mong that is obsessed with that mong, makes sllly mong jokes in a terrible attempt at p*ss taking/banter/god knows what and who has melt downs about hidden meanings as to what their user name and avatar on a mong board might possibly mean. *odd* Tell you what. In the spirit of peace and harmony - since you are so spooked by everyone here obsessing about you and stalking you - if you go away quietly, I promise no-one will follow you. Bye then, thanks, bye. Remember, you're only ugly on the inside (and a bit on the out) , be safe out there.
pap Posted 15 February, 2012 Posted 15 February, 2012 So does yours. Who is the bigger mong, the mong? Or the mong who that calls everyone else a mong, comes back to say he's never coming back again, then returns anyway to argue with said mongs. O the mong that is obsessed with that mong, makes sllly mong jokes in a terrible attempt at p*ss taking/banter/god knows what and who has melt downs about hidden meanings as to what their user name and avatar on a mong board might possibly mean. *odd* Is this the new Turkish get-out-of-shyte-free tactic? That anyone who disagrees with your occasionally odious opinions are obsessed with you? There must be a lot of people that are obsessed with you. It's a wonder you're able to leave the house.
Turkish Posted 15 February, 2012 Posted 15 February, 2012 Is this the new Turkish get-out-of-shyte-free tactic? That anyone who disagrees with your occasionally odious opinions are obsessed with you? There must be a lot of people that are obsessed with you. It's a wonder you're able to leave the house. Get-out-of-shyte?? :lol: You're f*cking losing it fella! :lol:
Lets B Avenue Posted 15 February, 2012 Posted 15 February, 2012 So does yours. Who is the bigger mong, the mong? Or the mong who that calls everyone else a mong, comes back to say he's never coming back again, then returns anyway to argue with said mongs. O the mong that is obsessed with that mong, makes sllly mong jokes in a terrible attempt at p*ss taking/banter/god knows what and who has melt downs about hidden meanings as to what their user name and avatar on a mong board might possibly mean. *odd* Answer b).
pap Posted 15 February, 2012 Posted 15 February, 2012 Get-out-of-shyte?? :lol: You're f*cking losing it fella! :lol: Yes, you are of course right. Your secondary school teachers are to be commended for producing an individual with such cutting debating skills. I shall now retreat to a small cupboard where hopefully, none of my family will see my silent tears.
Turkish Posted 15 February, 2012 Posted 15 February, 2012 Yes, you are of course right. Your secondary school teachers are to be commended for producing an individual with such cutting debating skills. I shall now retreat to a small cupboard where hopefully, none of my family will see my silent tears. That hurts. Anyway, Bye for now Pap xxxx :lol:
pap Posted 15 February, 2012 Posted 15 February, 2012 That hurts. Anyway, Bye for now Pap xxxx :lol: While it is of course, flattering to receive so many kisses from an admirer in public, I feel that in this instance, you'd be better off dangling your worm elsewhere. Now I can't be sure, but I'm fairly certain that if you look around your room, there'll be a nice crusty sock for you to play with. Assuming your mum hasn't collected it on a washing run.
Turkish Posted 15 February, 2012 Posted 15 February, 2012 While it is of course, flattering to receive so many kisses from an admirer in public, I feel that in this instance, you'd be better off dangling your worm elsewhere. Now I can't be sure, but I'm fairly certain that if you look around your room, there'll be a nice crusty sock for you to play with. Assuming your mum hasn't collected it on a washing run. F8Ck me. Tommy Coopers got nothing on you has he. Brilliant. Comedy gold. :lol::lol:
Bearsy Posted 15 February, 2012 Author Posted 15 February, 2012 *Sigh* this isn't the kind of rivalry I had in mind.
alpine_saint Posted 15 February, 2012 Posted 15 February, 2012 Manchester United. Flagship Northern Monkey team vs Biggest Team in the South We've embarassed them on countless occasions They relegated us
pap Posted 15 February, 2012 Posted 15 February, 2012 Manchester United. Flagship Northern Monkey team vs Biggest Team in the South We've embarassed them on countless occasions They relegated us Would they notice?
Bearsy Posted 15 February, 2012 Author Posted 15 February, 2012 Well done Alpine! United must be itching for a new rival now they can't beat City anymore. I bet they'd bite our hands off! I will make some provisional enquiries.
Minty Posted 15 February, 2012 Posted 15 February, 2012 Another success Turkish, well done. It reminds me of the old days on Saints Forever when I used to fall for it...
buctootim Posted 15 February, 2012 Posted 15 February, 2012 (edited) Would they notice? Elephant and the mouse. Lion and the thorn. Tescos and Budgens. Course they'd notice, and would quake. Edited 15 February, 2012 by buctootim
pap Posted 15 February, 2012 Posted 15 February, 2012 Elephant and the mouse. Lion and the thorn. Tescos and Budgens. Course they'd notice, and would quake. I think it would be a fun rivalry if conducted with appropriate vigor down south. I've still got loads of mates from school who support a big team. They make outrageous Facebook status updates grossly mis-using the term 'we'.
pap Posted 15 February, 2012 Posted 15 February, 2012 I vote for Port Vale. Basis? Robbie Williams won't be happy.
Bearsy Posted 15 February, 2012 Author Posted 15 February, 2012 Man Utd just got back to me! They said they couldn't consider a rival who plays in the same colours so that's out I'm afraid! I did suggest they have the grey as their main kit but they weren't having it!
trousers Posted 15 February, 2012 Posted 15 February, 2012 Has anyone asked Deppo what he thinks? He used to be good at this kinda stuff...
buctootim Posted 15 February, 2012 Posted 15 February, 2012 Has anyone asked Deppo what he thinks? He used to be good at this kinda stuff... Im sure he's looking down on this thread from poster heaven, or possibly somewhere a little closer.
Lighthouse Posted 15 February, 2012 Posted 15 February, 2012 Basis? Robbie Williams won't be happy. That sort of is my basis.
trousers Posted 15 February, 2012 Posted 15 February, 2012 Im sure he's looking down on this thread from poster heaven, or possibly somewhere a little closer. ;-)
Julian H. Cope Posted 15 February, 2012 Posted 15 February, 2012 Manchester United. Flagship Northern Monkey team vs Biggest Team in the South We've embarassed them on countless occasions They relegated us Please not Man U. They're my second team.
Bearsy Posted 15 February, 2012 Author Posted 15 February, 2012 Please not Man U. They're my second team.
pap Posted 15 February, 2012 Posted 15 February, 2012 Who says the word mug? Soooo chavey!! I'm not even sure why it's a term of abuse, tbh. I much prefer a mug of tea to a cup of tea. Perhaps those that employ it as a term of abuse are sworn off mugs entirely, carefully sipping all their hot beverages from tasteful dainty tea-cups. Just a theory.
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 15 February, 2012 Posted 15 February, 2012 Of course not Timmy, whatever you say. I noticed your silly little joke, it was just too incredibly unfunny and mongtastic to even warrant a response. You dont need me to pull you up and make you look like mongs, you all do it very well yourselves. Your little group of internet mongs obession with me is rather odd. I think it was due to the "look at me" exit and then the "look at me" return. To be fair you do deserve **** for that.
rshephard3 Posted 15 February, 2012 Posted 15 February, 2012 Does anyone remember that time when a tongue in cheek funny thread descended into every post containing the word mong? Then descend a little more? I suggest a rivalry with Rangers. I've heard they're going to go from strength to strength over the next few seasons, we'll have our work cut out.. ?
Dark Munster Posted 15 February, 2012 Posted 15 February, 2012 There can be no replacing Cheats FC. If the rotten festering cesspit of a club ceases to exist, there can be no other rivals. I may even have a twinge of sadness over their demise, since it's been fun watching their slow death. But if they're gone I'm sure I'll get over it, given enough time.
Bearsy Posted 15 February, 2012 Author Posted 15 February, 2012 I suggest a rivalry with Rangers. You're on the right lines with Rangers shep we definitely need a team that play in blue! When it comes to football rivalries the reds always dominate the blues: Man Utd > Man City Liverpool > Everton Arsenal > Tottenham (bit tenuous I know, spuds do have a bit of blue though) Aston Villa > Birmingham (tenuous again!) Southampton > Portsmouth (unarguable!) Bristol City > Bristol Rovers The exception that proves the rule of course being... erm, no wait... when are blues ever better than reds???
VectisSaint Posted 15 February, 2012 Posted 15 February, 2012 Could we not just go back to considering Spurs as our rivals. When I first starting going to the Dell. Spurs were our rivals, and were much hated, while Pompey (not Skates) were our friends and neighbours along the coast. Never considered them rivals at the time, but hated Spurs with a vengeance (even though I actually supported them when I was a little kid before I ever went to a real match). I don't know where that rivalry came from but I always assumed it had started in the Southern League days (before my time I hasten to add) when them and us were the top dogs.
thefuriousb Posted 15 February, 2012 Posted 15 February, 2012 Gosport Town. Sk8 cun7s. Its Gosport Borough, but hailing from ****ham I am not too surprised you got this wrong And at least they have always tended to lean in that direction. Whereas ****ham sways depending on which of the 2 is in the ascendency.
saintscottofthenortham Posted 15 February, 2012 Posted 15 February, 2012 That's it Turkish I've just created a rivalry with you. You better watch yourself! You don't wanna do that. He's a Taaaaanhill Boi aaaaand wot brup!? Eee will bang you aaat Bruv.
Thedelldays Posted 15 February, 2012 Posted 15 February, 2012 You don't wanna do that. He's a Taaaaanhill Boi aaaaand wot brup!? Eee will bang you aaat Bruv. they are not a patch on millbrook boys, fella
bender Posted 15 February, 2012 Posted 15 February, 2012 Any team that Sam Allardyce manages or Matty Taylor plays for.
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