Valentines Day Tales & Plans

[dubai_phil]

Well, I'm off to my 2nd fav curry house - Chicken Tikka Inn, then home for OSH & the WHU game on Saintsplayer. Mind you, the cost was high, tickets to James Blunt on Thursday as the actual gift. "Ah he sings such lovely romantic songs..."

 

Anyways I found this link - I lol at some of the ecards. http://www.someecards.com/valentines-day-cards/most-sent-today/2/20

 

Don't forget to leave work early today so that people actually think you have Valentine's Day plans.

 

Let's make love when we're done ****ing (think that one was written by a woman somehoe)

 

This Valentine's Day, I'm going to fantasize I had a very romantic dinner before masturbating myself to sleep

Join me for a girls' night this Valentine's Day to celebrate our independence before we drunk text our exes and quietly sob ourselves to sleep

Happy Valentine's Day to the person I've slept with most recently.

There simply must be a correlation between quantity of chocolate purchased and anal sex permitted

 

I will always love you, even if I have to always love you from no closer than 300 feet

I'd like to dedicate this boner to you

I'm so proud you're my Valentine that I hope we run into one of my exes

Don't forget that blow jobs are like flowers for men

I managed to secure Valentine's Day dinner reservations at both 4:45 p.m. and 11:30 p.m.

This past month has been the best long-term relationship of my life

You're someone I really feel like I can sleep with sober

Please give me an estimate of the cheapest Valentine's Day date that will still result in us having sex

 

 

Anyone else found something to chortle about or doing something daft?

 

Oh and yes they are links so you can just save energy by clicking one and sending it even if you don't read the rest