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Round here?

Been engaged for a while and missed out in the news

 

Someone fill me in?

Háve we climbed everest yet?

 

We were one of the worst teams in the league heading for oblivion but now we're brilliant again so turned out to be a false alarm.

 

In a nutshell...

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Lost a few, signed Sharp, now awesome, Pompey fooled a few more people, Rangers went bust, Suarez killed Whitney Houston, and Liverpool fans became more unlikable than ever before.

 

That's about it I think.

 

You forgot:

 

Harry's dog was found "innocent" and, in completely unrelated news, England are looking for a new manager (and the tabloid press a new scapegoat).

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Someone's been annoying the Argentinians by sending nasty boats down south.

 

Saints have rediscovered some form, and look to be back to their early season form. Brum look on form and are up there with West Ham as our biggest rivals. A couple of good signings plus returning players have us looking stronger.

 

It's been cold.

 

Turkish got a ban, had a right strop on the Ugly Inside, called everyone dinlos, said hed never post on here again, but returned.

 

Dune sort of copied him, saying this place was awful, hes leaing etc but carried on posting.

 

The Portsmuff saga just drags on and on with nothing really happening, although today there are rumblings of administration.

 

Other that that, same old, same old.

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We are building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude.

 

We forge our spirits in the traditions of our ancestors.

 

You have our gratitude.

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Turkish threw his toys out of the pram, left for 46 minutes and then came back.

 

Dalek got assaulted and stabbed 17 times (ironically).

 

MLG actually bored himself to death.

 

Dune quoted Goebbels.

 

Bridge too Far and Pap didn't like it.

 

Dog said something about w@nking.

 

And I died a little inside.

Posted
Round here?

Been engaged for a while and missed out in the news

 

Someone fill me in?

Háve we climbed everest yet?

 

Back so soon? War off then? I thought you were off to eavesdrop on Iranians conspiring to smuggle the Lindsay Lohan spread.

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