Saint-Armstrong Posted 13 February, 2012 Share Posted 13 February, 2012 Avoid Upton Park tube station after the game at all costs. You can take a walk to Plaistow/East Ham or get a bus (saw elsewhere that the 58, 104 and 376 are all regular and go to East Ham station). If you wait at Upton Park tube station you could be there well up to, or over, an hour. It's awful. I'd also imagine some of the home fans will be looking for trouble, and from the Tube station there are a few home fan pubs who will be looking for some for sure. I'm going to either keep my colours under my coat until reaching the ground, then revealing them and covering up again after the game, or just not wear them. The fact I live in Southend, West Ham heartland, lots of them here, doesn't help. Try not to get lost or stuck waiting for ages, and hopefully we can clinch 3 points without trouble on or off the pitch. COYS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Balls Posted 13 February, 2012 Share Posted 13 February, 2012 Heard about this. Apparently its about £20 to get a taxi back to Waterloo, split between 4-5 people that's not too bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Charming Man Posted 13 February, 2012 Share Posted 13 February, 2012 I've been practising my best cockney accent all weekend and have even purchased a West Ham scarf to wear outside the ground to stop me from getting filled in. Let's hope I make it back alive. Wish me luck... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 13 February, 2012 Share Posted 13 February, 2012 one thing is for sure, it's gonna be pwoper nawty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Balls Posted 13 February, 2012 Share Posted 13 February, 2012 Keep ya nut daaaaaan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stkev7 Posted 13 February, 2012 Share Posted 13 February, 2012 'common sense, simple common sense' Jesus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint-Armstrong Posted 13 February, 2012 Author Share Posted 13 February, 2012 one thing is for sure, it's gonna be pwoper nawty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sour Mash Posted 13 February, 2012 Share Posted 13 February, 2012 I've been practising my best cockney accent all weekend and have even purchased a West Ham scarf to wear outside the ground to stop me from getting filled in.Let's hope I make it back alive. Wish me luck... How will that work if you're still wearing your Saints Jester hat and facepaint? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rut Posted 13 February, 2012 Share Posted 13 February, 2012 http://maps.google.com/maps?saddr=Manor+Rd%2FA1011&daddr=51.52501,0.01163+to:Green+St%2FB167&hl=en&sll=51.525887,0.027208&sspn=0.022882,0.066047&geocode=Ffw_EgMdwhIAAA%3BFZI1EgMdbi0AAClfSL2v-qfYRzGqfmIz7qksbQ%3BFSpQEgMdvpEAAA&dirflg=w&mra=dme&mrsp=0&sz=15&via=1&t=m&z=15 If you don't mind walking then see the map linked above. It says 38 mins but it is nowhere near that long if you walk at a half decent pace. It's 1.9 miles. There is an offy on Barking Road where you can grab a beer. Once you get to West Ham tube there are no queues and it is straight through to Waterloo on the Jubilee. For night games (when you need to get back to Waterloo quite sharpish) I've found this way to be the best. Especially when you've just got a last minute winner and actually want to be able to smile about it... (a taxi could be quicker - dunno - never tried that). For all those going (or are already up in London in some pub) then enjoy. Not jealous at all... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Charming Man Posted 13 February, 2012 Share Posted 13 February, 2012 How will that work if you're still wearing your Saints Jester hat and facepaint? Jester hat kept under my coat until inside the ground and a pot of red paint in my pocket. I've got it all worked out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JRM Posted 13 February, 2012 Share Posted 13 February, 2012 Jester hat kept under my coat until inside the ground and a pot of red paint in my pocket. I've got it all worked out. other tip is only sing millwall songs to them in the ground, but don't do it in the queue for the tube! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 13 February, 2012 Share Posted 13 February, 2012 I would wear a big pearly jacket and eat jellied eels from a jar on the walk between tube and the ground. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Appy Posted 13 February, 2012 Share Posted 13 February, 2012 I have my **** Van Dyke chimney sweep outfit at the ready. I'll blend in perfectly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 13 February, 2012 Share Posted 13 February, 2012 Heard about this. Apparently its about £20 to get a taxi back to Waterloo, split between 4-5 people that's not too bad More likely to be £30 - £40 that time of night I reckon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sour Mash Posted 13 February, 2012 Share Posted 13 February, 2012 More likely to be £30 - £40 that time of night I reckon Exactly. Can't see that being £20, clsoer to double it really. Would make more sense to just get a cab to West Ham and then Jubilee line from there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latter day saint Posted 13 February, 2012 Share Posted 13 February, 2012 keep your eye out for a geezer called Bexy. slicked backed hair & a dodgy tache ala Nigel Mansell. dont mention Yeti's & look out for his mate Stanley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 13 February, 2012 Share Posted 13 February, 2012 keep your eye out for a geezer called Bexy. slicked backed hair & a dodgy tache ala Nigel Mansell. dont mention Yeti's & look out for his mate Stanley Bollo*ks, i've heard he couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latter day saint Posted 13 February, 2012 Share Posted 13 February, 2012 Bollo*ks, i've heard he couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat. That is well out of order ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 13 February, 2012 Share Posted 13 February, 2012 That is well out of order ! Shut up you Toby. Stop trying to mug me off in front of my pals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Charming Man Posted 13 February, 2012 Share Posted 13 February, 2012 So you want to go to Europe do you, Dominic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 13 February, 2012 Share Posted 13 February, 2012 bet you're glad you wore your brown trousers aint you Dominic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 13 February, 2012 Share Posted 13 February, 2012 Taxi or bus to Stratford then Jubilee Line to Waterloo. I'm not taking my jester hat off for nobody. These colours and jingly bells don't run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 13 February, 2012 Share Posted 13 February, 2012 Taxi or bus to Stratford then Jubilee Line to Waterloo. I'm not taking my jester hat off for nobody. These colours and jingly bells don't run. *Looks for slghtly camp UI style round of applause emotioncon* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Appy Posted 13 February, 2012 Share Posted 13 February, 2012 Little guide for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 13 February, 2012 Share Posted 13 February, 2012 Whats the name of that pub just down the road from the station, I'll be in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
100%Red&White Posted 13 February, 2012 Share Posted 13 February, 2012 Beware all. Millwall fell victim to a vicious satsuma attack last week from the ICF (I Chuck Fruit). True story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Cleaner Posted 13 February, 2012 Share Posted 13 February, 2012 (edited) Beware all. Millwall fell victim to a vicious satsuma attack last week from the ICF (I Chuck Fruit). True story. At 2euros90 the kilogramme you might get your ticket money back by collecting them up. You'd only need about 9 kilos.Apples(or real Oranges) would probably be cheaper and much more likely to inflict damage. I got hit by a flying orange once at a Mardi Gras parade in Binche in Belgium,cut my eyebrow and really really hurt.Even had to get it stitched up.Tried to get back the cost from American Express and they sent me a questionnaire about the exact type of Orange and all.Stapled a bit of orange peel to the form and told them to find out themselves,doubt if they did, they just paid. Edited 13 February, 2012 by Window Cleaner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 13 February, 2012 Share Posted 13 February, 2012 Last time I went to the Boleyn, I found Steve Bull sparked out in someones front garden, got food poisoning eating sushi (only thing left in shop to eat) missed last train home, so got a taxi back £160 and got to bed around 4am in the morning. Beattie scored in the 88th minute 0-1. Great night! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 13 February, 2012 Share Posted 13 February, 2012 Beware all. Millwall fell victim to a vicious satsuma attack last week from the ICF (I Chuck Fruit). True story. I've heard that the Ice Cream Firm just melt anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 13 February, 2012 Share Posted 13 February, 2012 Last time I went to the Boleyn, I found Steve Bull sparked out in someones front garden, got food poisoning eating sushi (only thing left in shop to eat) missed last train home, so got a taxi back £160 and got to bed around 4am in the morning. Beattie scored in the 88th minute 0-1. Great night! Steve Bull the Ex Wolves and England striker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Appy Posted 13 February, 2012 Share Posted 13 February, 2012 Steve Bull the Ex Wolves and England striker? If it's the guy i'm thinking of, i don't think he would of played for England. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 13 February, 2012 Share Posted 13 February, 2012 If it's the guy i'm thinking of, i don't think he would of played for England. ahh you must be talking about the fat clown that did that silly dance on MOTD a few years back then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 13 February, 2012 Share Posted 13 February, 2012 ahh you must be talking about the fat clown that did that silly dance on MOTD a few years back then Yes, him. He was on MOTD at the time and he was the ultimate throphy. He might still be there to be honest cause no **** could move him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
so22saint Posted 13 February, 2012 Share Posted 13 February, 2012 Anybody fancy a Ruby, the Spice Island at Stratford Station is superb. Agree about avoiding Upton station it's a nightmare after the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxosponge Posted 13 February, 2012 Share Posted 13 February, 2012 Feck me, if any game should be a "bubble" this one should Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
um pahars Posted 13 February, 2012 Share Posted 13 February, 2012 Last time I went to the Boleyn, I found Steve Bull sparked out in someones front garden, got food poisoning eating sushi (only thing left in shop to eat) missed last train home, so got a taxi back £160 and got to bed around 4am in the morning. Beattie scored in the 88th minute 0-1. Great night! LOL must have been passing about the same time. 'twas in the gardens of the house behind the away endif I remember correctly! On the subject of quick getaways, that was the night I walked to Plaistow tube and have to say it was much quicker than queuing at upton park tube. turn left at the pub by the market (The Queens) and then straight down the road. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalek2003 Posted 13 February, 2012 Share Posted 13 February, 2012 They don't like Daleks down there. Easy to get to from Norwich though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 13 February, 2012 Share Posted 13 February, 2012 LOL must have been passing about the same time. 'twas in the gardens of the house behind the away endif I remember correctly! On the subject of quick getaways, that was the night I walked to Plaistow tube and have to say it was much quicker than queuing at upton park tube. turn left at the pub by the market (The Queens) and then straight down the road. Were you the one giving him mouth to mouth and screaming and crying to get the police as you thought he'd been murdered? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ART Posted 13 February, 2012 Share Posted 13 February, 2012 Hammers'll be blowin' bubbles , when the Saints go marchin' in. Saints will give them trouble, when the goals go pourin' in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints_is_the_south Posted 13 February, 2012 Share Posted 13 February, 2012 I have a cab booked for 4 of us from Upton Park all the way back to Waterloo. £18. Bargain. Booked it through http://www.anycabs.co.uk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadDogMatt Posted 13 February, 2012 Share Posted 13 February, 2012 Lets not sing Millwall fing songs ffs, couldn't believe some of our yoof were singing Bubbles songs at both the Millwall games. Travel wise, Upton Park tube will be busy but they have tubes q'd up both ways normally timed for post match so should not take more than half an hour. Walking to Plaistow or East Ham is not a bad idea though, nor is getting any bus to Stratford or Canning Town. Black cabs are rare in these parts, you would be waiting a long time and one would set you back about £40 to Waterloo. A mini cab however will be more like £20 to Waterloo or about £8 to Stratford but book one from a cab office pre match or join a wait there too. One good local mini cab number for you 0208 555 5555. A lot of the traffic heads east to wear most WH fans live - Essex. None of the pubs near the ground are very good or pre match friendly. The Black Lion in Plaistow mentioned above is good. Best area for pre match beers is Borough Market at London Bridge, or the Cow in the massive new Westfield at Stratford, or lots of choice in the east side of the City round Aldgate. COYR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 13 February, 2012 Share Posted 13 February, 2012 At 2euros90 the kilogramme you might get your ticket money back by collecting them up. You'd only need about 9 kilos.Apples(or real Oranges) would probably be cheaper and much more likely to inflict damage. I got hit by a flying orange once at a Mardi Gras parade in Binche in Belgium,cut my eyebrow and really really hurt.Even had to get it stitched up.Tried to get back the cost from American Express and they sent me a questionnaire about the exact type of Orange and all.Stapled a bit of orange peel to the form and told them to find out themselves,doubt if they did, they just paid. Wimp!:-) Go to this festival not too far from me, the battle of the Oranges at Ivrea. Manic!. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorpe-le-Saint Posted 13 February, 2012 Share Posted 13 February, 2012 PWOPER NAWTY!!! Fack it, I'll get a cab then you banch of muggy cants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorpe-le-Saint Posted 13 February, 2012 Share Posted 13 February, 2012 No one has thought about leaving 10 mins early then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_bert Posted 14 February, 2012 Share Posted 14 February, 2012 Which is why all travel arrangements are left to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan The Flames Posted 14 February, 2012 Share Posted 14 February, 2012 Last time I went to the Boleyn, I found Steve Bull sparked out in someones front garden, got food poisoning eating sushi (only thing left in shop to eat) missed last train home, so got a taxi back £160 and got to bed around 4am in the morning. Beattie scored in the 88th minute 0-1. Great night! That happened just in front of me, two lads along and as they met him one hit him. It wasn't much of a punch but I think the shock got to him. Wasn't it one all that night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surrey1saint Posted 14 February, 2012 Share Posted 14 February, 2012 one thing is for sure, it's gonna be pwoper nawty. Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cambsaint Posted 14 February, 2012 Share Posted 14 February, 2012 My son and I did Upton Park to Mile End several times in the Prem days (Late in laws lived near Mile End), without too much trouble. If you want a drink and a curry afterwards I'd try Brick Lane, providing you can still get a train back. But if I were doing it tonight I'd probably either walk to Plaistow or better still try for a bus to Stratford and The Jubilee Line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Marco Posted 14 February, 2012 Share Posted 14 February, 2012 The wheel fwootball fwactory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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