Turkish Posted 10 February, 2012 Posted 10 February, 2012 I went into the loo at work and saw a paper towel stuffed into the toilet. The paper towel had blood on it and was BLUE. The paper towel in the toilet was BLUE with CLARET on it. Surely an omen?!!
latter day saint Posted 10 February, 2012 Posted 10 February, 2012 Why were you in the ladies toilets ?
Special K Posted 10 February, 2012 Posted 10 February, 2012 People who stuff those blue paper towels into toilets deserve a slap. Not only do they block up wc's, they **** with Turkish and his superstitions.
The Kraken Posted 10 February, 2012 Posted 10 February, 2012 I just had a sh*t. That means we will play sh*t tomorrow. Or Burnley will. Or something. Fact.
Turkish Posted 10 February, 2012 Author Posted 10 February, 2012 I just went into a wine shop and a bottle of wine had been dropped and was smashed on the floor. The wine was a CLARET. Surely this means 6 points this week?
kwsaint Posted 10 February, 2012 Posted 10 February, 2012 I had SKID MARKS on my BLUE boxers. Surely an omen?
latter day saint Posted 10 February, 2012 Posted 10 February, 2012 I had SKID MARKS on my BLUE boxers. Surely an omen? see The Krakens post above
smithy Posted 10 February, 2012 Posted 10 February, 2012 I had white stripes on the front of my red boxers
Saint J 77 Posted 10 February, 2012 Posted 10 February, 2012 I went into the loo at work and saw a paper towel stuffed into the toilet. The paper towel had blood on it and was BLUE. The paper towel in the toilet was BLUE with CLARET on it. Surely an omen?!! That both Burnley and West Ham are going down the toilet?
Fan The Flames Posted 11 February, 2012 Posted 11 February, 2012 Tonight I made a half and half pizza, I put some nice french ham on the left hand side and some peppers and wild mushrooms on the right side. I left it in the oven too long and burn le west ham.
SNSUN Posted 11 February, 2012 Posted 11 February, 2012 I just dropped a lit match on Tadanari's lap, who then ignited. When I put the fire out, he was furious. Not only did I Burn Lee, but he was angry with the result. Hence Burnley will be angry with their result today.
ericofarabia Posted 11 February, 2012 Posted 11 February, 2012 Met two Saints fans in Dubai this week and no Burnley or WHU at all - cue two 2-0 wins to us then - simples!! (or maybe two 1-0 wins)
Ampersound Posted 11 February, 2012 Posted 11 February, 2012 My son was up sick during the night and he threw up red chunks (red peppers) and white bits (onion). We will win
SNSUN Posted 11 February, 2012 Posted 11 February, 2012 I farted just now, a squeaker, and it sounded like it was saying 'Puncheon'. Hattrick hero imo.
Wilf Posted 11 February, 2012 Posted 11 February, 2012 Sorry I just don't believe this, any fart that sounds like "Puncheon" is not a squeaker, and it means you've probably followed through...
SNSUN Posted 11 February, 2012 Posted 11 February, 2012 Oops, you're right. Refer to post 6. Incidentally oops is an anagram of poos.
Norm Posted 11 February, 2012 Posted 11 February, 2012 Now I realise why I'm considering not renewing my subs
SNSUN Posted 11 February, 2012 Posted 11 February, 2012 Now I realise why I'm considering not renewing my subs not getting any omens? You can make them up, you know.
mynameisthehulk Posted 11 February, 2012 Posted 11 February, 2012 Makes me realise why I do renew my subs
ericofarabia Posted 12 February, 2012 Posted 12 February, 2012 Met two Saints fans in Dubai this week and no Burnley or WHU at all - cue two 2-0 wins to us then - simples!! (or maybe two 1-0 wins) One down - one to go - trust me!!
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