Noodles34 Posted 10 February, 2012 Share Posted 10 February, 2012 murder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 10 February, 2012 Share Posted 10 February, 2012 I once toyed with the idea of voting Labour. Mental. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keithd Posted 10 February, 2012 Share Posted 10 February, 2012 Bolt bombs. Seemed to be a "fashion" for a while whilst at school, take two bolts one nut, pack with match heads (swan vestas of course) throw them. They go bang and shear off and travel at a high rate. Of course you have to take it to extremes when youre a nipper so we knicked some industrial scaffolding bolts or some such, packed it with virtually a whole box of matches, screwed it together and it went off in our hands (fnarr) how the fook it didnt take our fingers off I've no idea but it put a hole in me dads garage door. pugging somebody mentioned! excellent. wet clay, mould it, stick some stones in there for funsies and pug away. Chinese throwing stars. Again seemed to be trendy for a while at school. Fuc all dangerous about them eh?! Tin snips, bit of thin metal and off you go. Eyes out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Who? Posted 10 February, 2012 Share Posted 10 February, 2012 I thought you had left the forum??? Nah she is still here saying the opposite to what anyone posts, and arguing where possible, and contradicting herself in the end! Boring! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Who? Posted 10 February, 2012 Share Posted 10 February, 2012 I once toyed with the idea of voting Labour. Mental. I did the same with lib dems! But went through with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Who? Posted 10 February, 2012 Share Posted 10 February, 2012 murder Nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 10 February, 2012 Share Posted 10 February, 2012 In all seriousness and I'm being serious now. One of the maddest things I've ever done was at a match earlier this season me and my other crazy chums screamed the name of each player really loud when they touched the ball. It started as "steeeeeeeve" then quickly spread to "Danny" "Jose" "jos" "Rickie" and so on. Oh how we laughed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 10 February, 2012 Share Posted 10 February, 2012 In all seriousness and I'm being serious now. One of the maddest things I've ever done was at a match earlier this season me and my other crazy chums screamed the name of each player really loud when they touched the ball. It started as "steeeeeeeve" then quickly spread to "Danny" "Jose" "jos" "Rickie" and so on. Oh how we laughed. Posters on here are mongs, fans who dont wear the right clothes are mongs, fans who dont sing the right songs are mongs, dont like the same players or tactics as you are mongs. Only you and a couple of people on the UI arent mongs, and you arent sure of them most of the time. Hm, self aware much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 10 February, 2012 Share Posted 10 February, 2012 Posters on here are mongs, fans who dont wear the right clothes are mongs, fans who dont sing the right songs are mongs, dont like the same players or tactics as you are mongs. Only you and a couple of people on the UI arent mongs, and you arent sure of them most of the time. Hm, self aware much? I can't disagree with any of what you say Timmy, apart from the last bit. Most UI posters are normal. I'm glad you've realised most people on here are mongs though. Self awareness, yes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted 10 February, 2012 Share Posted 10 February, 2012 Bolt bombs. Seemed to be a "fashion" for a while whilst at school, take two bolts one nut, pack with match heads (swan vestas of course) throw them. They go bang and shear off and travel at a high rate. Of course you have to take it to extremes when youre a nipper so we knicked some industrial scaffolding bolts or some such, packed it with virtually a whole box of matches, screwed it together and it went off in our hands (fnarr) how the fook it didnt take our fingers off I've no idea but it put a hole in me dads garage door. pugging somebody mentioned! excellent. wet clay, mould it, stick some stones in there for funsies and pug away. Chinese throwing stars. Again seemed to be trendy for a while at school. Fuc all dangerous about them eh?! Tin snips, bit of thin metal and off you go. Eyes out. Yeah, all these sound like a right ****ing laff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlagdonSaint Posted 11 February, 2012 Share Posted 11 February, 2012 I can't disagree with any of what you say Timmy, apart from the last bit. Most UI posters are normal. I'm glad you've realised most people on here are mongs though. Self awareness, yes? You seem to spend a lot of time on here................................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony13579 Posted 11 February, 2012 Share Posted 11 February, 2012 I used to cycle a lot . I went up the sports centre and we were messing around and somehow I cycled down one of the slopes between pitches At the bottom. My face planted in the ground. The front wheel was bent back about a foot. About a month later when the scab on my face had got to the itchy stage I went swimming down the Lido. The salt water made most the scab peal off. It was horrific! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony13579 Posted 11 February, 2012 Share Posted 11 February, 2012 I used to feed my dog space dust and my little sister doggy chocolates. I can't remember who made more fuss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony13579 Posted 11 February, 2012 Share Posted 11 February, 2012 Airfix models..... We took them down the ford one day and packed them with special effects (bangers) Blew them all to bits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keithd Posted 11 February, 2012 Share Posted 11 February, 2012 Yeah, all these sound like a right ****ing laff. oh and I was SO looking forward to your approval too. Can't tell you how gutted I am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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