Wiggles31 Posted 8 February, 2012 Posted 8 February, 2012 Me and my mates used to hide behind this small hill on the edge of a country road and throw eggs at cars. Can't believe we never nearly killed anyone! My brother threw one at a car with its window down with a pearl of a shot, egg exploding all over the interior. All for the buzz of getting chased and having to hide in the woods from boy racers and pikeys. Great days. What mental things did you lot do?
70's Mike Posted 8 February, 2012 Posted 8 February, 2012 tipping the fuel out of the old road work lamps and setting fire to the road
Turkish Posted 8 February, 2012 Posted 8 February, 2012 I'm mad and crazy, I did lots of metals things when I was young. Still do in fact. You just don't know what I'm going to say or do next. I'm the sort of bloke that can't walk past a pair of glasses without trying them on and looking round at everyone.
latter day saint Posted 8 February, 2012 Posted 8 February, 2012 not saying owt as Plod are everywhere!
Block 18 Posted 8 February, 2012 Posted 8 February, 2012 tipping the fuel out of the old road work lamps and setting fire to the road Ha Ha Ha Id forgotten about doing that great fun, also setting off bangers in dog sh1t the looser the sh1t the better the splatter
Saint-scooby Posted 8 February, 2012 Posted 8 February, 2012 I used to nick stuff, never got caught, I did get caught burning some stuff !!
Golden Balls Posted 8 February, 2012 Posted 8 February, 2012 Fire is good! Yep. Playing with fire was always fun!! I've nearly killed myself a couple of times, was well worth it.
Dr Who? Posted 8 February, 2012 Posted 8 February, 2012 I used to spay lighter fluid on my bedroom floor and light it! As well s the normal lighting of deodorant cans while spraying them. Oh the fun!
latter day saint Posted 8 February, 2012 Posted 8 February, 2012 at school,in science class i poured Ethanol on the table,waited for the hairy handed teacher to come over & lean on the table, then set light to it. smelt horrible but funny as fook used to like moving Robin Reliants as well. usually we would turn them around or move them down the road. one time on the way home from town we moved one from a car park by Itchen bridge into a skip down the road
Dr Who? Posted 8 February, 2012 Posted 8 February, 2012 Oh yeah I set fire to one of my teachers back gardens and got kicked out the school football team!
buctootim Posted 8 February, 2012 Posted 8 February, 2012 Putting big flints on the railway tracks then hiding in the bushes and watching them explode when the train ran over them (we were only 9 or 10 and had no idea about derailments or anything like that.)
shurlock Posted 8 February, 2012 Posted 8 February, 2012 (edited) Usual sh*t: went driving without a licence, sold a load of fake designer clobber from Thailand, climbed on neighbours rooves, demolished a fruit machine, bunked school, often bet to see how long it took the Indian in the local cornershop to lose his rag for reading magazines, drove golf balls in the lounge, using the settee as a net, nicked others golf balls while they were on their rounds to provoke a chase, helped myself to about 500 McDonalds Monopoly scratchcards, turned the lights off during the national anthem at cubs/scouts for which I was kicked out and lots of nonsense with fireworks, gas taps and bunsen burners (not at the same time) etc etc Edited 8 February, 2012 by shurlock
latter day saint Posted 8 February, 2012 Posted 8 February, 2012 ah Fireworks! used to have "Battles " with fireworks ,in the woods at Mayfield. shooting rockets & roman candles at each other through the trees. hit a few vans & buses passing as well. Managed to hit the old cross channel ferry from the Weston Shore jetty with rocket once. also used to get into Vospers & run riot, geting chased by security & plod.
latter day saint Posted 8 February, 2012 Posted 8 February, 2012 We seem to all like fire! Fire is good ! another firework one was when the Pikeys used to camp on Peartree, we had a few run ins with them so got revenge by shooting tons of rockets at them as they were sleeping one night. never thought about the gas cannisters or the fire risk
shurlock Posted 8 February, 2012 Posted 8 February, 2012 Fire is good ! another firework one was when the Pikeys used to camp on Peartree, we had a few run ins with them so got revenge by shooting tons of rockets at them as they were sleeping one night. never thought about the gas cannisters or the fire risk Only thing I ever took out was a seagull (total accident) -plenty of those in Bournemouth- the thud and the shriek were sickening.
SuperMikey Posted 8 February, 2012 Posted 8 February, 2012 On our way back from school, me and my neighbours who also went to my school (2 or 3 years older than me though) would push each other into a deep ditch at the top of our road which was covered over by a load of overgrown thorns and branches. I pushed my mate in there one time after school when he got his ankle caught on a vine on the floor, snaring him, smashing his glasses and making him bang his head on the concrete bit where the ditch had been dug out. Needless to say he was concussed and we had to wait with him until he could say the alphabet backwards, then we f*cked off home! The ditch was about 5ft deep, so it was a big fall but the trick was to land with your arse on the bank and bump down from there. I must've been about 9 or 10 when we did that. All the other usual stuff like chucking deodrant cans on bonfires, wrecking hay bales in fields, getting p!ssed up (when I was a bit older, mind) etc. My childhood wasn't that long ago, don't know why I feel nostalgic now.
latter day saint Posted 8 February, 2012 Posted 8 February, 2012 Only thing I ever took out was a seagull (total accident) -plenty of those in Bournemouth- the thud and the shriek were sickening. remember a fair at the Common & we found a dead Seagull, which we stuffed bangers in, lit it & chucked in the air over people in a que for a ride. very messy!
shurlock Posted 8 February, 2012 Posted 8 February, 2012 remember a fair at the Common & we found a dead Seagull, which we stuffed bangers in, lit it & chucked in the air over people in a que for a ride. very messy! Sense this is only the tip of the iceberg of your firework-related stories Lucky we had an old-fashioned fireplace in our gaff- gave me a controlled outlet for my arsonist urges.
anothersaintinsouthsea Posted 8 February, 2012 Posted 8 February, 2012 I once ate a whole battenburg cake in one go.
tartan_saint Posted 9 February, 2012 Posted 9 February, 2012 with the dawn of the internet and a hardware store close by, home-made explosives were my forté. sugar + weed killer bombs and tennis balls full of non-safety matches were the classic. the only good thing that came from chemistry lessons!
Kingsland Codger Posted 9 February, 2012 Posted 9 February, 2012 Mental things? I once learnt by heart the German prepositions that take the Dative - (aus, ausser, bei, mit, nach, zeit, von and zu) together with those that took the Accusative (bis, durch, fur, gegen, oder, um, weider and entlang). It is possible I've got them the wrong way around. This was back in the 60s when learning by rote was the norm. Looking back, I cannot think of anything more utterly wasteful of my time.
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 9 February, 2012 Posted 9 February, 2012 with the dawn of the internet and a hardware store close by, home-made explosives were my forté. sugar + weed killer bombs and tennis balls full of non-safety matches were the classic. the only good thing that came from chemistry lessons! My parents were pretty p1s5ed off when the wheelbarrow suddenly stopped being able to carry garden rubbish. Or anything at all actually. Not having a base might have explained it.
Weston Super Saint Posted 9 February, 2012 Posted 9 February, 2012 My parents were pretty p1s5ed off when the wheelbarrow suddenly stopped being able to carry garden rubbish. Or anything at all actually. Not having a base might have explained it. Surely you can now add 'cat-knapping' to your list of heinous crimes
StDunko Posted 9 February, 2012 Posted 9 February, 2012 Made a few home made roman candle fireworks: wine bottles buried up to their necks filled with gun powder (friend's Dad was into guns and made his own bullets, hence access to plenty of the stuff). Drop a match in the top and run, 40ft flames and a sound like a jet taking off!
CB Saint Posted 9 February, 2012 Posted 9 February, 2012 Got banned from recorder lessons - that was propa nawty when you were six
TheVicar Posted 9 February, 2012 Posted 9 February, 2012 I burnt down half of Hilliers in Chandlers Ford, the land was sold for posh houses. I tell you Bamboo goes off like gunshots, after getting home over the back fence I told my Dad I knew nothing about it. Me and my mate would lay next to the railway track as the freight trains would come past, this was in Chandlers Ford too. We also made regular runs through a culvert with our little AA torches, then sneak through peoples gardens via the river. I burnt all of my brothers German Airfix planes after throwing them out of the window. Raided many building sites for odds and sods. I was only 40.
Hatch Posted 9 February, 2012 Posted 9 February, 2012 About circa 1984 I gave my maths homework in a day late.
Verbal Posted 9 February, 2012 Posted 9 February, 2012 About circa 1984 I gave my maths homework in a day late. I'm here to condemn you.
Wadge Posted 9 February, 2012 Posted 9 February, 2012 When we were about 12 & 14 me & my brother were playing football in the back garden and it started to get dark. Parents were out and didn't want to stop playing so we needed some light. So we made a football out of rags all tied up tight, covered it in petrol, set it on fire, then proceeded to kick it round the back garden, whilst wearing shell suit bottoms!!!! Suprised the neighbours didn't see it to be fair. My bro also used to make homemade bombs and rockets which we used to fire in the back garden. If my boys did this I would kick their arses.
JackFrost Posted 9 February, 2012 Posted 9 February, 2012 I remember when I was a lad in the late 70s/early 80s when a bloke down my road was keeping something in his shed that stunk the entire street out for months, and the authorities did nothing about it. A couple of whiskeys on Guy Fawkes night later when he'd gone away, me and a mate went round to the field behind his house and blew his shed up with a home made bomb. The firework used was way more powerful than we thought so instead of blowing the door off as originally intended it sent the whole thing into the sky. We must have have run a good hundred yards from when he lit the fuse and we were still being showered with pieces of wood. As the field was in complete darkness no-one saw us. About 18 months later I joined the police force and being a paper pusher initially worked in the archives. I nearly died of laughter when I came across the old boy's original report in the 'unsolved' section when in the notes it said something along the lines of "most likely cause was spontaneous combustion of an unknown substance contained within the shed, which was of an extensive volume"
Monk Posted 9 February, 2012 Posted 9 February, 2012 I'm mad and crazy, I did lots of metals things when I was young. Still do in fact. You just don't know what I'm going to say or do next. I'm the sort of bloke that can't walk past a pair of glasses without trying them on and looking round at everyone. I thought you had left the forum???
Tokyo-Saint Posted 9 February, 2012 Posted 9 February, 2012 I thought you had left the forum??? Keep up for gods sake. He has already told you that he's the kind of guy that you just don't know what he's going to do next. One day he's off the forum, the next he's wearing crazy glasses, the next he's back on again. You just can't in him down. I think the friends doing porn thread enticed Dune back, maybe Turkish then got bored being alone with Stu Romsey saint over on the UI board.
Turkish Posted 9 February, 2012 Posted 9 February, 2012 Keep up for gods sake. He has already told you that he's the kind of guy that you just don't know what he's going to do next. One day he's off the forum, the next he's wearing crazy glasses, the next he's back on again. You just can't in him down. I think the friends doing porn thread enticed Dune back, maybe Turkish then got bored being alone with Stu Romsey saint over on the UI board. This. It's this kind of wacky, mad behaviour that sets me apart from your average mongboarder. If i was a small pub snack to go alongside a pint of lager i'd be NUTS. FACT.
Monk Posted 9 February, 2012 Posted 9 February, 2012 This. It's this kind of wacky, mad behaviour that sets me apart from your average mongboarder. If i was a small pub snack to go alongside a pint of lager i'd be NUTS. FACT. No, you would be the ****ing annoying bit of chewing gum under the table.
Turkish Posted 9 February, 2012 Posted 9 February, 2012 No, you would be the ****ing annoying bit of chewing gum under the table. You'd be the table with one leg shorter than the other three that rocks and no one wants to go near. If i was a in a music band it would be MADness.
latter day saint Posted 9 February, 2012 Posted 9 February, 2012 You'd be the table with one leg shorter than the other three that rocks and no one wants to go near. If i was a in a music band it would be MADness. are we talking when they did decent stuff or when they became a bit commercial/cheesy ?
farawaysaint Posted 9 February, 2012 Posted 9 February, 2012 In primary school I wrote a lot of naughty swear words on desks and got in trouble for it? I'm proper hard.
Verbal Posted 9 February, 2012 Posted 9 February, 2012 are we talking when they did decent stuff or when they became a bit commercial/cheesy ? Neither. He's written in the future conditional tense. So when they're dead.
latter day saint Posted 9 February, 2012 Posted 9 February, 2012 Neither. He's written in the future conditional tense. So when they're dead. Err, ok . thanks for that
Turkish Posted 9 February, 2012 Posted 9 February, 2012 Neither. He's written in the future conditional tense. So when they're dead. Bore off you weirdo.
Turkish Posted 9 February, 2012 Posted 9 February, 2012 are we talking when they did decent stuff or when they became a bit commercial/cheesy ? If I was a magazine it would be NUTS
ChrisPY Posted 9 February, 2012 Posted 9 February, 2012 If I was a magazine it would be NUTS If you were a part of the male anatomy, you'd be..??
Turkish Posted 9 February, 2012 Posted 9 February, 2012 If you were a part of the male anatomy, you'd be..?? Are you calling me a co*k?
scotty Posted 10 February, 2012 Posted 10 February, 2012 You'd be the table with one leg shorter than the other three that rocks and no one wants to go near. If i was a in a music band it would be MADness. Im doing a job for Suggs on sunday, hes playing the nuffield. How mental is that
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