Tom8558 Posted 7 February, 2012 Share Posted 7 February, 2012 My solution to the problem. People order pies before the match and our delivered via a bazooka/pie shooter system. This means people can stay in there seats while getting a pie at the same time. Thus, there are less people in the concourse and beer can be served quicker. Your thoughts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 7 February, 2012 Share Posted 7 February, 2012 I can't see anything that could possibly go wrong with the concept of firing molten hot pies into the crowd. Kudos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 7 February, 2012 Share Posted 7 February, 2012 Why don't they deliver the beer with a bazooka, then I don't have to move at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 7 February, 2012 Share Posted 7 February, 2012 Why don't they deliver the beer with a bazooka, then I don't have to move at all. Yeah...none of those plastic glasses though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holepuncture Posted 7 February, 2012 Share Posted 7 February, 2012 My solution to the problem. People order pies before the match and our delivered via a bazooka/pie shooter system. This means people can stay in there seats while getting a pie at the same time. Thus, there are less people in the concourse and beer can be served quicker. Your thoughts? As always, the Simpsons have had a crack at it, RIP Maude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orange Posted 7 February, 2012 Share Posted 7 February, 2012 The solution is to bring in some backpack beer things like they had at Reading away. That or just sumggle your own in, what i do with the prices at the moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 7 February, 2012 Share Posted 7 February, 2012 Why doesn't everyone bring a packed lunch? That way no one would need to eat during half Time as we could all be greedily tucking into our Tupperware boxes of cheese sandwiches, fairy cakes and crisps whenever we wanted during the 90 minutes of football. We'd also be able to exchange food with those lovely fans around us and it could lead to some great new songs. Such as everyone waving fairy cakes at the away fans and singing "we are Southampton, we eat when we want" "are you hungry over there?" and to any fit women in the ground "get you're cakes out for the lads" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayrivers Posted 7 February, 2012 Share Posted 7 February, 2012 Why doesn't everyone bring a packed lunch? That way no one would need to eat during half Time as we could all be greedily tucking into our Tupperware boxes of cheese sandwiches, fairy cakes and crisps whenever we wanted during the 90 minutes of football. We'd also be able to exchange food with those lovely fans around us and it could lead to some great new songs. Such as everyone waving fairy cakes at the away fans and singing "we are Southampton, we eat when we want" "are you hungry over there?" and to any fit women in the ground "get you're cakes out for the lads" Sausage rolls as well! Those mini ones you cook at home in the oven. They are a winner for packed lunches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John B Posted 7 February, 2012 Share Posted 7 February, 2012 The beer at SMS is rubbish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jones91 Posted 7 February, 2012 Share Posted 7 February, 2012 The solution is to bring in some backpack beer things like they had at Reading away. That or just sumggle your own in, what i do with the prices at the moment. Are you allowed to bring in your own booze? No difference to bringing a prawn sandwich Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old_southy Posted 7 February, 2012 Share Posted 7 February, 2012 Pre order and payment service like interval drinks at the theatre is clearly the best way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted 7 February, 2012 Share Posted 7 February, 2012 How about a mini fridge and microwave by your seat? Just pay for what you use. Solved! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFrost Posted 7 February, 2012 Share Posted 7 February, 2012 My solution to the problem. People order pies before the match and our delivered via a bazooka/pie shooter system. This means people can stay in there seats while getting a pie at the same time. Thus, there are less people in the concourse and beer can be served quicker. Your thoughts? I think you've made a meal of this idea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latter day saint Posted 7 February, 2012 Share Posted 7 February, 2012 Why doesn't everyone bring a packed lunch? That way no one would need to eat during half Time as we could all be greedily tucking into our Tupperware boxes of cheese sandwiches, fairy cakes and crisps whenever we wanted during the 90 minutes of football. We'd also be able to exchange food with those lovely fans around us and it could lead to some great new songs. Such as everyone waving fairy cakes at the away fans and singing "we are Southampton, we eat when we want" "are you hungry over there?" and to any fit women in the ground "get you're cakes out for the lads" good idea. would be great if some type of foldout table was incorporated into your seats. i like the bazooka pie idea as think it could be put to better use when we play the skates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 7 February, 2012 Share Posted 7 February, 2012 They could also just stop selling pies ,crisps, chocolate bars, coffee etc completely. There would be more room for more pumps, more staff to serve, queues would be minimal , it may even be possible to squeeze 3 pints into the 15 min break. Anyone can go without food for a couple of hours, but it is very very hard to go without beer for an hour or two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 7 February, 2012 Share Posted 7 February, 2012 They could also just stop selling pies ,crisps, chocolate bars, coffee etc completely. There would be more room for more pumps, more staff to serve, queues would be minimal , it may even be possible to squeeze 3 pints into the 15 min break. Anyone can go without food for a couple of hours, but it is very very hard to go without beer for an hour or two. Not Saints fans, many of them are determined to eat as much as possible as soon as they enter a football stadium for some reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 7 February, 2012 Share Posted 7 February, 2012 Not Saints fans, many of them are determined to eat as much as possible as soon as they enter a football stadium for some reason. Thought you'd quit the forum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 7 February, 2012 Share Posted 7 February, 2012 Not Saints fans, many of them are determined to eat as much as possible as soon as they enter a football stadium for some reason. Thought you'd quit the forum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 7 February, 2012 Share Posted 7 February, 2012 Not Saints fans, many of them are determined to eat as much as possible as soon as they enter a football stadium for some reason. Good to have you back on the mong board Turkish. Sticking with the same topics as well. When are we going to expand the stadium? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 7 February, 2012 Share Posted 7 February, 2012 Thought you'd quit the forum? I'm back by public demand so I decided to get my fivers worth and honour you with my presence until my membership expires. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 7 February, 2012 Share Posted 7 February, 2012 Good to have you back on the mong board Turkish. Sticking with the same topics as well. When are we going to expand the stadium? We are going to get Cortese to part the Solent like Moses parted the Red Sea and build a 200k super stadium in the land between here and the Isle of Wight. We are going to erect a statue of Cortese on Peartree Common, similar to the Christ the Redeemer Statue in Rio, over looking the new stadium and the city he single handedly turned into the new Barcelona both in football and non football terms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 7 February, 2012 Share Posted 7 February, 2012 We are going to get Cortese to part the Solent like Moses parted the Red Sea and build a 200k super stadium in the land between here and the Isle of Wight. We are going to erect a statue of Cortese on Peartree Common, similar to the Christ the Redeemer Statue in Rio, over looking the new stadium and the city he single handedly turned into the new Barcelona both in football and non football terms. Will the stadium have good catering facilities? That is the key question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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