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Posted
Can we work all that in to a song ?

 

"He's Jack Frank Porteus Cork,

he's Jack Frank Porteus Cork,

we know he is,

Sky says he is,

He's Jack Frank Porteus Cork"

 

To the tune of I'm H A P P Y...??

 

Hmmm... could probably be improved on!!

Posted
"He's Jack Frank Porteus Cork,

he's Jack Frank Porteus Cork,

we know he is,

Sky says he is,

He's Jack Frank Porteus Cork"

 

To the tune of I'm H A P P Y...??

 

Hmmm... could probably be improved on!!

 

I was at Reading earlier in the season when their fans were singing their rendition of it for M-U-R-T-Y in the commentary box above the stands. It was one of the most cringeworthy songs I've ever heard.

Posted

He just tweeted this:

 

 

Jack Cork (@jackcork1)

2/5/12 4:07 PM

However there is a reason.Frank is my grand dads name and Porteous is my mums maiden name.They just happen 2 sound terrible when put 2gether

Posted

Jack tweeted 30 minutes ago that he knows he has bad middle names and didn't need reminding last night by the Football League. Maybe we should drop the subject.

Posted
Jack tweeted 30 minutes ago that he knows he has bad middle names and didn't need reminding last night by the Football League. Maybe we should drop the subject.

 

Why ? It is more of an issue about the dimwits who edit the tv screening than about either Cork himself, or his parents choice of names

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