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Can we work all that in to a song ?

 

"He's Jack Frank Porteus Cork,

he's Jack Frank Porteus Cork,

we know he is,

Sky says he is,

He's Jack Frank Porteus Cork"

 

To the tune of I'm H A P P Y...??

 

Hmmm... could probably be improved on!!

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"He's Jack Frank Porteus Cork,

he's Jack Frank Porteus Cork,

we know he is,

Sky says he is,

He's Jack Frank Porteus Cork"

 

To the tune of I'm H A P P Y...??

 

Hmmm... could probably be improved on!!

 

I was at Reading earlier in the season when their fans were singing their rendition of it for M-U-R-T-Y in the commentary box above the stands. It was one of the most cringeworthy songs I've ever heard.

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Jack tweeted 30 minutes ago that he knows he has bad middle names and didn't need reminding last night by the Football League. Maybe we should drop the subject.

 

Why ? It is more of an issue about the dimwits who edit the tv screening than about either Cork himself, or his parents choice of names

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