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You'll be needing all our addresses to send us flowers. Particularly as I'm thinking of being very offended by this motorway closure, as I'm sure everyone else is.

 

Ok, please list your fullnames and addresses below.

Posted
CF, is there a decent website that lists all these sorts of closures in advance, including m25, a34, m4 etc etc?

 

The Highway Agency's one should, but i cant find it on there!

 

I only know about this one as im going out there!

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Unfortantly also i dont do Highways work anymore, im working on these gantries atm, as i said this is the last one to go up on the M27. Then it will all nearly be ready to be opened next year and traffic chaos can resume!

 

Im doing stuff on the M25 and Birmingham Box atm. Exciting times.

Posted
Will be closed tonight, i will be standing on it from 11pm till 3am.

 

Im such a nice person.

 

I heard 10pm till 6am can you confirm as I need to be at the airport for 6am and it's kind of difficult for me to divert past junctions 3-5

Posted
I heard 10pm till 6am can you confirm as I need to be at the airport for 6am and it's kind of difficult for me to divert past junctions 3-5

 

5am, that is what is advertised.

Posted
They would be killed if it ran over.

 

Good, Its about time that we implemented harsher penalty clauses for motorway contractors !

Do they all get killed or just the foreman ?

What method is used to kill ?

Posted
Good, Its about time that we implemented harsher penalty clauses for motorway contractors !

Do they all get killed or just the foreman ?

What method is used to kill ?

 

Run over for running over.

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It was really good, cold, took them about 2 and half hours to erect, its so much bigger than i imagined, if you care its the one by the Services (rownhams) they erected last night.

 

It was strange driving the wrong way up the motorway and being stood on it and stuff.

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It was really good, cold, took them about 2 and half hours to erect, its so much bigger than i imagined, if you care its the one by the Services (rownhams) they erected last night.

 

It was strange driving the wrong way up the motorway and being stood on it and stuff.

Standing on motorways is far more fun when there is traffic on it. True story.

Posted
It was really good, cold, took them about 2 and half hours to erect, its so much bigger than i imagined, if you care its the one by the Services (rownhams) they erected last night.

 

It was strange driving the wrong way up the motorway and being stood on it and stuff.

 

I do hope you got paid overtime.

Posted
It was really good, cold, took them about 2 and half hours to erect, its so much bigger than i imagined

 

You drew some of it and you didn't know how big it was? Are you sure you didn't just fetch the coffee and croissants for the people who actually did draw it?

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How much does one of those things cost?

 

I'm winding up for a rant about wasted tax payers money, etc here...

 

I dunno, alot.

 

I do hope you got paid overtime.

 

Im off work today, so its not all bad!

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You drew some of it and you didn't know how big it was? Are you sure you didn't just fetch the coffee and croissants for the people who actually did draw it?

 

 

 

crossiants? We are not french!

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