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  Turkish said:
Top 3 types of blokes that will be at Upton Park on the 14th Feb

 

Alpha males who do what they want

Under the thumb melts who take their bird to football

Ugly and single

 

FACT

 

What about us zeta males with ugly wives at the game?

Posted
  thegaffer said:
Im going with the Mrs and eldest son.Mind you my youngest son works for West Ham and so its a good excuse to visit him at the same time otherwise dont think the wife would go to an away game on a Tuesday night.

 

is your surname Allardyce ?

Posted
  Turkish said:
Top 3 types of blokes that will be at Upton Park on the 14th Feb

 

Alpha males who do what they want

Under the thumb melts who take their bird to football

Ugly and single

 

FACT

 

I'm probably a combination of all three

Posted
  thegaffer said:
Bloody hell how old do you think i am? :) My youngest son is 22!

 

Hope his reccy leaves a bit to be desired. I guess you wouldn't want any different ;)

Posted
  MacFad2207 said:
Sweet, can give it to you at the game if you want? DM your mob number.

 

Yeah before the game is good with me. Can you text me on 07528141171 so i get your number. Cheers

Posted
  alehouseboys said:
Still plenty left in the home stands if you fancy it...don't know what the restrictions are (other than having to have a bit of balls about ya) but possibly an option.

 

http://www.whufc.com/articles/20120209/under-4500-left-for-saints-showdown_2236884_2601994

 

'kinnell is it really 10 years since we last went there?

 

Remember that game well. Beattie scored in the last minute, complete bedlam in the away end and I jetted off to Australia the following day a happy chap.

Posted
  saintbob40 said:
What about us zeta males with ugly wives at the game?

 

or people that took their girl friend out last night instead of Valentines day ;)

Posted
  Andyb1 said:
or people that took their girl friend out last night instead of Valentines day ;)

 

I have covered up the calendars around the house. Christmas tree is still up. Easy.

Posted
  Turkish said:
Top 3 types of blokes that will be at Upton Park on the 14th Feb

 

Alpha males who do what they want

Under the thumb melts who take their bird to football

Ugly and single

 

FACT

 

Just do what I did.

 

Look at the fixtures nice and early and says to the missus "Shall we have our valentines day the weekend before? That way we avoid the rush and can make a day of it"

 

Makes it look like you're taking her feeling into account too by adding the "make a day of it". Result is a decent meal, a guaranteed blow job and not having to miss the biggest game of the season so far.

 

Easy!

 

Can't imagine missing this game for f***ing valentines day ffs!!

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