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My parents dog used to eat fish fingers when he was a puppy...one for him...one for me...

 

That will be the dog we got after all the laughing about about the other one being run over subsided...

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Prompted by this thread?

 

No, strangely enough.

 

I also had a Kit-Kat, a can of Pepsi and a Crunch corner if that helps.

 

Why do people use this phrase, odd imho.

 

Gerroff moy land!!

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I personally don't eat them' date=' being vegetarian, but the ideology is fantastic.[/quote']

 

So are you a veggie as you dont like the taste or due to religion?

 

Its obviously not down to you thinking eating meat is cruel if you like the ideology of a fish finger sandwich? ;)

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So are you a veggie as you dont like the taste or due to religion?

 

Its obviously not down to you thinking eating meat is cruel if you like the ideology of a fish finger sandwich? ;)

 

You're a stupid ****. Go back to masquerading that you're straight by reiterating that you like boobs every three seconds to fulfil your insecurities. You're a bit stupid if you think that, fishfinger sandwiches have been long associated with being 'against the norm' and somewhat bastardised version of fishfingers and a sandwich, thus the anarchic message it sends out is pleasing to me, Crouchie.

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You're a stupid ****. Go back to masquerading that you're straight by reiterating that you like boobs every three seconds to fulfil your insecurities. You're a bit stupid if you think that' date=' fishfinger sandwiches have been long associated with being 'against the norm' and somewhat bastardised version of fishfingers and a sandwich, thus the anarchic message it sends out is pleasing to me, Crouchie.[/quote']

 

F*ck me, you little c*nt.

 

My message was not ill meant in any way, yet you seemingly, having swallowed the latest version of the collins dictionary feel it necessary to come back with a sh*tty response.

 

Thing is Buzzin, while you think my innernetz persona is similar to Crouchie's, I have a completely different life. However, I'm pretty sure your innernetz persona is very similar to your actual real life self.

 

A lonely little boy, who although very intelligent, will always live at home with his mummy and never get laid.

 

Id rather be an innernet mong and a real life normal person, than what you are.

 

A lonely little boy with a lonely future, who in the absence of friends, eats books. Now f*ck off to wherever you were for the last few months.

 

Afankoo

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I love people who STILL, as an adult, think being critical of people with a decent vocabulary is a decent attack. "yeah, you read the dictionary before bed every night" etc etc.

 

Eat Books, BO.

 

Eat ****, INS.

 

PS - I'm very fond of Fish Finger Sandwiches.

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I love people who STILL, as an adult, think being critical of people with a decent vocabulary is a decent attack. "yeah, you read the dictionary before bed every night" etc etc.

 

Eat Books, BO.

 

Eat ****, INS.

 

PS - I'm very fond of Fish Finger Sandwiches.

 

Dont you start Ginger nuts.

 

I have nothing against an intellectual person, or indeed people with a decent vocabulary.

 

I do have things against people who attack others for no reason and then start using their extensive vocab to make them look bigger.

 

A simple answer along the lines of...

 

No' date=' I am not a veggie because I dont like the taste, nor anything to do with religion. My point about the fish finger sandwiches was merely to do with the fact that they are deemed 'out of the norm' which is the point I find fascinating about them.[/quote']

 

...would have been fine.

 

Yet he took it upon himself to 'have a pop'. So I responded.

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Ah well, fair enough. I'm glad you see that using the right word, even if long, should not be mocked. Dumbing down and all that malarkey.

 

Ooh, and you should try this. I think you'd find it helpful.

 

Orn, you told me you'd been laid? You said it was in a taxi, but the MacBook kept digging into your back? Have you been telling fibs?

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Ooh, and you should try this. I think you'd find it helpful.

 

We are not all ginger fags like you Robsk II. Please dont suggest I add any of your 'favourite' websites, as our two tastes could not be more opposite.

 

Orn, you told me you'd been laid? You said it was in a taxi, but the MacBook kept digging into your back? Have you been telling fibs?

 

Hmm, take a keen interest in minor's sex lives do you Robsk II?

 

You groomer you

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We are not all ginger fags like you Robsk II. Please dont suggest I add any of your 'favourite' websites, as our two tastes could not be more opposite.

 

 

 

Hmm, take a keen interest in minor's sex lives do you Robsk II?

 

You groomer you

 

I thought the mods had issued a firm warning against comments surrounding paedophilia? Incidentally, I'm fairly sure there's nothing at all in my post that implies I have a specific interest in Orn's sex life in regards to my own proclivities. You are right about our tastes, though. You go down Bummers lane. I stay clear of the rainbow road, but each to their own. I support your freedom of choice to sleep with men if you wish.

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Incidentally, I'm fairly sure there's nothing at all in my post that implies I have a specific interest in Orn's sex life in regards to my own proclivities.

 

So you cover your bases. Well done.

 

Can I ask, did you turn ghey before or after you found out that being a ginger discusted women?

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Marvellous assumption, old chap, but I do suggest you base your theorems on fact rather than baseless supposition. If I was ginger, in truth, perhaps this would have been the case, but, as most realise, I am not at all so.

 

PS - "Disgusted"

Guest Dark Sotonic Mills
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Oh goody, another Robsk v INS fish-in-a-barrel shooting contest. Shame I'm going out shortly...

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You are ruining the internet in a way that only Crouchie could. Please go back to homoerotic fantasies that make you feel guilty, so that you feel the need to affirm your masculinity and then post 50 million threads about boobs/hot women on TMS. Thanks.

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Sorry DSM. Occasionally I can't help it. Morbid fascination and amusement, I guess. I will stop. After this comment: INS, that's ginger. If you think the shades I mentioned are ginger, then sure, I am. But I can assure you - the hair in that photo is ginger, but not in any way alike to my own.

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Sorry DSM. Occasionally I can't help it. Morbid fascination and amusement, I guess. I will stop.

 

It's like cloning a dead mouse, only to poke it and laugh at it. Gingers, like the Japanese, are soulless.

Guest Dark Sotonic Mills
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Sorry DSM. Occasionally I can't help it. Morbid fascination and amusement, I guess. I will stop. After this comment: INS, that's ginger. If you think the shades I mentioned are ginger, then sure, I am. But I can assure you - the hair in that photo is ginger, but not in any way alike to my own.

 

I wasn't being sarcastic Rob. I actually enjoy your spats as I too have a morbid fascination with them. It's like watching a train crash that you know will end badly but the victim cannot do anything about it.

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Robsk has already been victimised enough for one lifetime, being in a train crash-esque fallout would surely be even worse for his already fragile pale freckly vaguely orange complexion?

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You are ruining the internet in a way that only Crouchie could. Please go back to homoerotic fantasies that make you feel guilty' date=' so that you feel the need to affirm your masculinity and then post 50 million threads about boobs/hot women on TMS. Thanks.[/quote']

 

So im ghey for looking at bewbs? :rolleyes:

 

This is where I fear you are already on the long road to fagtown Orn. Its looking at and doing stuff with the opposite sex that makes you not ghey!

 

Still not been taught sex ed then?!

 

TBF, I dont know if I can call you ghey as your such a lonley little friendless fella, you probably wont end up with either a man or a woman!

 

I find a healthy balance between socialising and education is the key to a good life. I have loads of real friends and deem myself (in the REAL world) to be a fairly intellectual bloke even if my grammar and spelling is not akin to that of the Queen or yourself (another Queen). However, I feel lack of friends will always mean your life is not as happy as that of someone with more friends.

 

Sitting reading books or on the innernets on a Friday/Saturday night while others your age go out enjoying themselves is very sad IMO. While your young you should be enjoying yourself. Leave the nerdery till later in life, when you're Robsk II's age.

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Robsk has already been victimised enough for one lifetime' date=' being in a train crash-esque fallout would surely be even worse for his already fragile pale freckly vaguely orange complexion?[/quote']

 

At least I don't eat dictionaries and masturbate over veritable behemothic works of literature.

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Robsk has already been victimised enough for one lifetime' date=' being in a train crash-esque fallout would surely be even worse for his already fragile pale freckly vaguely orange complexion?[/quote']

 

That actually made me lol.

 

Robsk takes the opportunity to get a quick dig in at me siding with BO, and BO turns around and sticks the ye olde ginger knife in him! :smt042

 

Robsk you know you're ginger, just accept it. No amount of telling yourself its blonde/brown will make it less ginger.

 

DSM, Im glad you enjoy watching the Robsk vs INS banter, I enjoy participating in it and providing it humours other people (because it certainly humours me), no matter who they side with, then it makes it worthwhile!

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So im ghey for looking at bewbs? :rolleyes:

 

This is where I fear you are already on the long road to fagtown Orn. Its looking at and doing stuff with the opposite sex that makes you not ghey!

 

Still not been taught sex ed then?!

 

TBF, I dont know if I can call you ghey as your such a lonley little friendless fella, you probably wont end up with either a man or a woman!

 

I find a healthy balance between socialising and education is the key to a good life. I have loads of real friends and deem myself (in the REAL world) to be a fairly intellectual bloke even if my grammar and spelling is not akin to that of the Queen or yourself (another Queen). However, I feel lack of friends will always mean your life is not as happy as that of someone with more friends.

 

Sitting reading books or on the innernets on a Friday/Saturday night while others your age go out enjoying themselves is very sad IMO. While your young you should be enjoying yourself. Leave the nerdery till later in life, when you're Robsk II's age.

 

The highlighted parts are the funniest. I'm definitely preserving this for posterity, something to be displayed in museums in the future when highlighting the idiocy of the common male in our time.

 

Also - I'm not particularly fussed by you accusing me of being gay, if you want me to be in your little fantasy land, let it be so. I don't need to justify myself to anyone, nor protest vigorously at the slightest mention that I may be queer. I know I'm not, that's all that matters. The fact that you think I'm lonely is also amusing, but I won't even bother explaining anything in that regard, my 'real' (as you like to call it) life is seperate to when I mess about on the internet, looking for music, Saints news and become distracted when I ought to do something more productive. Saying I don't have a social life though is rather funny. You may notice that I hardly ever log in on here anymore, let alone post on this board, that you singlehandedly have ruined, surpassing even my and others' previous efforts. Sorry, but that post is pathetic, but I don't feel a need to explain to you.

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Oh deary me. INS, as we discussed previously - no amount of telling me I'm ginger will make it so. I'm genuinely sorry that I'm not, as it would add some much needed validity to yout otherwise empty words.

 

I will henceforth continually refer to your porcine nature, as well as your infestation of syphilis. You know you're a porcine whelp with **** & brain rot, just accept it. No amount of telling yourself this is not the case will lead to such a state of affairs.

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Sorry DSM. Occasionally I can't help it. Morbid fascination and amusement, I guess. I will stop. After this comment: INS, that's ginger. If you think the shades I mentioned are ginger, then sure, I am. But I can assure you - the hair in that photo is ginger, but not in any way alike to my own.

 

Oh deary me. INS, as we discussed previously - no amount of telling me I'm ginger will make it so. I'm genuinely sorry that I'm not, as it would add some much needed validity to yout otherwise empty words.

 

I will henceforth continually refer to your porcine nature, as well as your infestation of syphilis. You know you're a porcine whelp with **** & brain rot, just accept it. No amount of telling yourself this is not the case will lead to such a state of affairs.

 

Tut tut Ginge, you failed to take the moral high ground and walk away the bigger (albeit Ginger) man.

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That actually made me lol.

 

Robsk takes the opportunity to get a quick dig in at me siding with BO, and BO turns around and sticks the ye olde ginger knife in him! :smt042

 

I was imitating you with that comment. Oh well, simple pleasures for simple folk....

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Well, you may have a point there. I just have a medical condition where I am compelled against my intent to take the p*ss out of porcine syphilitic morons.

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Marvellous assumption, old chap, but I do suggest you base your theorems on fact rather than baseless supposition. If I was ginger, in truth, perhaps this would have been the case, but, as most realise, I am not at all so.

 

PS - "Disgusted"

 

 

The highlighted parts are the funniest. I'm definitely preserving this for posterity' date=' something to be displayed in [b']museums[/b] in the future when highlighting the idiocy of the common male in our time.

 

Also - I'm not particularly fussed by you accusing me of being gay, if you want me to be in your little fantasy land, let it be so. I don't need to justify myself to anyone, nor protest vigorously at the slightest mention that I may be queer. I know I'm not, that's all that matters. The fact that you think I'm lonely is also amusing, but I won't even bother explaining anything in that regard, my 'real' (as you like to call it) life is seperate to when I mess about on the internet, looking for music, Saints news and become distracted when I ought to do something more productive. Saying I don't have a social life though is rather funny. You may notice that I hardly ever log in on here anymore, let alone post on this board, that you singlehandedly have ruined, surpassing even my and others' previous efforts. Sorry, but that post is pathetic, but I don't feel a need to explain to you.

 

 

Even more gay then INS, the pair of you, with your fancy words.

 

I love fishfinger sandwiches. I have 4 per sandwich, with mayonaise on side of bread. If I am feeling indulgent I will melt cheese onto one bit of bread and this makes the sandwich better. I don't think Tomato sauce is suitable for a fishfinger sandwich and sald cream is not fit for human consumption.

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blah blah blah

 

Im not sure you can ever be certain you're not ghey Buzzin. Until you have sexual relations with a member of the opposite sex, there will always be doubts!

 

Anyway, you could always trot on and be 'more productive' with your time. Chess club is calling...

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