Dr Who? Posted 2 February, 2012 Posted 2 February, 2012 (edited) I do not need to. Edited 19 February, 2012 by Dr Who?
Dr Who? Posted 2 February, 2012 Posted 2 February, 2012 Why do you want to know? Blackmail? How is he going to blackmail us.... I really want to know this...
Dr Who? Posted 3 February, 2012 Posted 3 February, 2012 in 10 minutes time... Was it any good, or are you still going? Lol
scotty Posted 4 February, 2012 Posted 4 February, 2012 How is he going to blackmail us.... I really want to know this... I'm concerned that he'll tell all three of my wives.
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 6 February, 2012 Posted 6 February, 2012 im,hhdVING one nnow Anything to take your mind of the itchy bumhole eh?
latter day saint Posted 6 February, 2012 Posted 6 February, 2012 I can do both! In fact it kind of helps! do you milk your prostrate while vvanking ? could explain the itching if your too vigorous
Delboy Dave Posted 10 February, 2012 Posted 10 February, 2012 Whats the matter with some of you lot?! Why do you wanna know this kinda information??! Different strokes and all that.....
Jonnyboy Posted 10 February, 2012 Posted 10 February, 2012 Whats the matter with some of you lot?! Why do you wanna know this kinda information??! Different strokes and all that..... rule 1!
Delboy Dave Posted 10 February, 2012 Posted 10 February, 2012 rule 1! Ive asked this somewhere else.. What the hell is rule 1?!
scotty Posted 10 February, 2012 Posted 10 February, 2012 Ive asked this somewhere else.. What the hell is rule 1?! Rule 1: Never ask about Rule 1.
RonManager Posted 10 February, 2012 Posted 10 February, 2012 Ive asked this somewhere else.. What the hell is rule 1?! Why it's the first rule, so it is. Rule 2 is the second rule... .....and so on and so forth..... Clear now?
Bearsy Posted 13 February, 2012 Posted 13 February, 2012 I love the internets! Like yesterday I was sort of half watching the Mentalist and I noticed that chick who plays Lisbon is smoking hot! So I went on IMDB and found out her name was Robin Tunney and then I googled her and within seconds had access to a video of her getting boned with her jugs out! [Partridge=On] Classic masturbation! [Partridge=Off] What did dudes used to do before Internets? Use their imagination or something???
keithd Posted 13 February, 2012 Posted 13 February, 2012 What did dudes used to do before Internets? Use their imagination or something??? Discarded Playboy/Penthouse/Razzle scattered across hedgerows of this green and pleasant land. If the internet has done anything its helped reduce litter
Bearsy Posted 13 February, 2012 Posted 13 February, 2012 Did you like to pleasure yourself in bushes and hedgrows then Keith? That's pretty interesting! I've never done an outdoor vvank though one time I saw a tramp doing one over the window display models outside Ann Summers.
Bearsy Posted 29 February, 2012 Posted 29 February, 2012 I always record Countdown to watch when I get home cos I like doing the puzzles so anyway I just watched todays episode. It was pretty sweet! You're probably noticing that the number puzzle is unusually easy this week but that's just cos I took a freeze screen when it was still deciding (the final number was 797). What you may not have noticed is that you can see Rachel Riley's arse pretty well! I immediately stopped playing countdown even though I was on for a new high-score and I decided to give Rachel Riley a good seeing to instead! It was a pretty good one, I could tell she was loving it!
Lets B Avenue Posted 29 February, 2012 Posted 29 February, 2012 I always record Countdown to watch when I get home cos I like doing the puzzles so anyway I just watched todays episode. It was pretty sweet! You're probably noticing that the number puzzle is unusually easy this week but that's just cos I took a freeze screen when it was still deciding (the final number was 797). What you may not have noticed is that you can see Rachel Riley's arse pretty well! I immediately stopped playing countdown even though I was on for a new high-score and I decided to give Rachel Riley a good seeing to instead! It was a pretty good one, I could tell she was loving it! 4x4x50 =800-3=797. Good arse!
Bearsy Posted 29 February, 2012 Posted 29 February, 2012 yeah that's what i got too, one of the dumbass contestants couldn't though he was like "erm... 800?" looool
pap Posted 29 February, 2012 Posted 29 February, 2012 4x4x50 =800-3=797. Good arse! You took 42 minutes to solve this, which is 41.5 minutes longer than allowed. Worst Countdown contestant ever. A chimp could have solved this more quickly (probably).
RonManager Posted 29 February, 2012 Posted 29 February, 2012 You took 42 minutes to solve this, which is 41.5 minutes longer than allowed. Worst Countdown contestant ever. A chimp could have solved this more quickly (probably). You're right, I did. yours, Archibald Chimp.
pap Posted 29 February, 2012 Posted 29 February, 2012 You're right, I did. yours, Archibald Chimp. Archie, old chap! How's tricks? Wife okay? Still got that bit on the side? She's a spicy simian.
Bearsy Posted 29 February, 2012 Posted 29 February, 2012 his mum probably joined saintsweb innit "nah mum I dont ever vvank honest I don't need to. I don't even have a penis."
Lets B Avenue Posted 1 March, 2012 Posted 1 March, 2012 You took 42 minutes to solve this, which is 41.5 minutes longer than allowed. Worst Countdown contestant ever. A chimp could have solved this more quickly (probably). I was having a VVank over the picture of Rachel Riley and I had to clean the laptop. Sorry!
martel Posted 2 March, 2012 Posted 2 March, 2012 1987 Mine was 1959,.............................considering it is 13.15 now, then just over 17 hours ago, can I last to 24 hours?
scotty Posted 2 March, 2012 Posted 2 March, 2012 Last night, Supermikeys mum walked in on him masturbating. He said he wishes like f*ck that she'd stay in her own room and do it.
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