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Ive asked this somewhere else.. What the hell is rule 1?!

 

Why it's the first rule, so it is.

 

Rule 2 is the second rule...

 

.....and so on and so forth.....

 

 

 

Clear now?

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I love the internets! Like yesterday I was sort of half watching the Mentalist and I noticed that chick who plays Lisbon is smoking hot! So I went on IMDB and found out her name was Robin Tunney and then I googled her and within seconds had access to a video of her getting boned with her jugs out!

 

[Partridge=On] Classic masturbation! [Partridge=Off]

 

What did dudes used to do before Internets? Use their imagination or something???

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What did dudes used to do before Internets? Use their imagination or something???

 

Discarded Playboy/Penthouse/Razzle scattered across hedgerows of this green and pleasant land.

 

If the internet has done anything its helped reduce litter

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Did you like to pleasure yourself in bushes and hedgrows then Keith? That's pretty interesting! I've never done an outdoor vvank though one time I saw a tramp doing one over the window display models outside Ann Summers.

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I always record Countdown to watch when I get home cos I like doing the puzzles so anyway I just watched todays episode. It was pretty sweet!

 

countdown-1.jpg

 

You're probably noticing that the number puzzle is unusually easy this week but that's just cos I took a freeze screen when it was still deciding (the final number was 797). What you may not have noticed is that you can see Rachel Riley's arse pretty well! I immediately stopped playing countdown even though I was on for a new high-score and I decided to give Rachel Riley a good seeing to instead! It was a pretty good one, I could tell she was loving it!

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I always record Countdown to watch when I get home cos I like doing the puzzles so anyway I just watched todays episode. It was pretty sweet!

 

countdown-1.jpg

 

You're probably noticing that the number puzzle is unusually easy this week but that's just cos I took a freeze screen when it was still deciding (the final number was 797). What you may not have noticed is that you can see Rachel Riley's arse pretty well! I immediately stopped playing countdown even though I was on for a new high-score and I decided to give Rachel Riley a good seeing to instead! It was a pretty good one, I could tell she was loving it!

 

4x4x50 =800-3=797. Good arse!

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4x4x50 =800-3=797. Good arse!

 

You took 42 minutes to solve this, which is 41.5 minutes longer than allowed.

 

Worst Countdown contestant ever. A chimp could have solved this more quickly (probably).

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You took 42 minutes to solve this, which is 41.5 minutes longer than allowed.

 

Worst Countdown contestant ever. A chimp could have solved this more quickly (probably).

 

You're right, I did.

 

yours,

 

Archibald Chimp.

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You're right, I did.

 

yours,

 

Archibald Chimp.

 

Archie, old chap! How's tricks? Wife okay? Still got that bit on the side? She's a spicy simian.

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You took 42 minutes to solve this, which is 41.5 minutes longer than allowed.

 

Worst Countdown contestant ever. A chimp could have solved this more quickly (probably).

 

I was having a VVank over the picture of Rachel Riley and I had to clean the laptop.

 

Sorry!

Posted
1987

 

Mine was 1959,.............................considering it is 13.15 now, then just over 17 hours ago, can I last to 24 hours?

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Last night, Supermikeys mum walked in on him masturbating. He said he wishes like f*ck that she'd stay in her own room and do it.

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