Pugwash Posted 9 February, 2012 Share Posted 9 February, 2012 You bend down to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you can do while you're down there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ampersound Posted 10 February, 2012 Share Posted 10 February, 2012 When you don't understand the latest putdowns. Bore off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVicar Posted 10 February, 2012 Share Posted 10 February, 2012 When I found myself leaving dumb comments on a forum full of people who knew better than actually read any of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 10 February, 2012 Share Posted 10 February, 2012 When it takes me all night to do once what I once was able to do all night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 11 February, 2012 Share Posted 11 February, 2012 I am the Peter pan of Internet mong boards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony13579 Posted 11 February, 2012 Share Posted 11 February, 2012 When you have to show kids how toy use your dial telephone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wurzel Posted 11 February, 2012 Share Posted 11 February, 2012 You bend down to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you can do while you're down there... Young whippersnapper Really old people wear slip-ons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Majestic Channon Posted 11 February, 2012 Share Posted 11 February, 2012 When the highlight of your day is watching an episode from your minder box set . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panda Posted 11 February, 2012 Share Posted 11 February, 2012 A senior citizen is someone who was here before; the pill, computers, mobile phones, iPods, frozen foods, contact lenses, credit cards and before man walked on the moon. For us, 'Time Sharing' means togetherness not holiday homes, and a chip is a piece of wood. Hardware meant nuts and bolts and software was not even a word! We got married first and then lived together and thought cleavage was something butchers did. A stud was something that fastened a collar to a shirt and going all the way meant staying on the bus as far as the terminus. Being gay meant being brightly dressed or happy. We thought fast food was something you ate in lent and a big mac was an oversized rain coat. Crumpets were something we had for tea. In our day; grass was mown, pot was used for cooking, coke was kept in the coal shed and a joint was cooked on Sundays! How times have changed ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lettuce Posted 14 February, 2012 Share Posted 14 February, 2012 ...your poos smell like the ones your dad used to do when you were a child... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 14 February, 2012 Author Share Posted 14 February, 2012 ...your poos smell like the ones your dad used to do when you were a child... seriously, WTF! I have no idea what my dads poos used to smell like! What kind of sick puppy remembers that kind of thing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lettuce Posted 14 February, 2012 Share Posted 14 February, 2012 seriously, WTF! I have no idea what my dads poos used to smell like! What kind of sick puppy remembers that kind of thing! You know, when you went in the toilet after your dad had been for a crap, it smelt of man-poo... now mine smell like man-poo too ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 21 March, 2012 Author Share Posted 21 March, 2012 Just seen on facebook that I girl from my year at school has become a gran FFS. She was a dirty teen & clearly her daughter was as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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