the saint in winchester Posted 31 January, 2012 Share Posted 31 January, 2012 Twas the night of the deadline, and all over the ground, Not a player was moving, not even Dean Hammond. The kits were hung on the clothes pegs with care In the hope that the first team soon would be there. The fans were nestled all snug in their seats While visions of victory would appear in their tweets And Nigel in his suit, and Nicola in his box Looked to beat Cardiff, for home victories rock. Then out on the pitch there arose such a clatter I sprang from my seat to see what was the matter I pulled out my camera phone and turned on the flash Opened the shutter and gave the button a bash The moon on the breast of the freshly grown grass Gave hope to the fans that were sat on their arse When, who to my wondering eyes should appear But a man named Carlos Tevez. How queer! Such a little old player, so lively and quick The thought of him signing made me feel quite sick More rapid than eagles his signing, it came Left Saints fans singing and chanting his name "Now Davis, now Frazer, now Adam and Danny, On Deano, on Morgan, on Rickie and Lee To the top of the league, to the top of your game Let Carlos join in, we'll be cheering your name!" Nige sprang to his feet, gave the team a whistle and away they all ran like the down of a thistle Then I heard Carlos exclaim as he drove out of sight "You can stuff signing me, your team looks like shyte." Apologies to Clement Clarke Moore, but I'm at work and BORED. (and we're not shyte, but Carlos Tevez is a ******. :-)) I read this in the style of Stuart Hall after a match. It sounds great. Sun, you have a job waiting for you with 5Live when Stuart Hall retires/dies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 31 January, 2012 Share Posted 31 January, 2012 I read this in the style of Stuart Hall after a match. It sounds great. Sun, you have a job waiting for you with 5Live when Stuart Hall retires/dies. Stuart Hall is quicker than I, he conjures poetry up on the spot! But yes it does read as if being spoken by him. I was going to do all the verses but I got bored with this too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Gabriel's Halo Posted 31 January, 2012 Share Posted 31 January, 2012 Lallana went missing on his way to Barca but I hear he's been found in a field in the country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Gabriel's Halo Posted 31 January, 2012 Share Posted 31 January, 2012 Sorry guys, ignore the above. It was a llama according to BBC South today. My bad (is that right ?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 31 January, 2012 Share Posted 31 January, 2012 I feel I have to comment that "jawillwill" is an arse for starting that Lallana thread earlier. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Cleaner Posted 31 January, 2012 Share Posted 31 January, 2012 I feel I have to comment that "jawillwill" is an arse for starting that Lallana thread earlier. Thank you. Especially as it's been done to death from Lands End to John O'Groats (and probably beyond) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo78 Posted 31 January, 2012 Share Posted 31 January, 2012 Twas the night of the deadline, and all over the ground[...] Quoth Mancini, nevermore... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monk Posted 31 January, 2012 Share Posted 31 January, 2012 No Sordell in Watford squad??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Garrett Posted 31 January, 2012 Share Posted 31 January, 2012 We won't sign Sordell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted 31 January, 2012 Share Posted 31 January, 2012 No Sordell in Watford squad??? Withdrawn at the request of the 'club owner'. So definitely going. But where to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Garrett Posted 31 January, 2012 Share Posted 31 January, 2012 Cardiff/Fulham...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monk Posted 31 January, 2012 Share Posted 31 January, 2012 We won't sign Sordell. I did'nt mean us, this is the deadline day fred. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted 31 January, 2012 Share Posted 31 January, 2012 Cardiff/Fulham...? My money's on Fulham. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFrost Posted 31 January, 2012 Share Posted 31 January, 2012 Mr Hleb has just been released from his contract at Barcelona Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monk Posted 31 January, 2012 Share Posted 31 January, 2012 No Defoe in Spurs squad, off to Liverpooooooolll? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Garrett Posted 31 January, 2012 Share Posted 31 January, 2012 Defoe is injured I think, Sky says Bolton in for Sordell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSAINT Posted 31 January, 2012 Share Posted 31 January, 2012 http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11787/7468944/Old-Firm-rivals-want-Futacs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSAINT Posted 31 January, 2012 Share Posted 31 January, 2012 Defoe is injured I think, Sky says Bolton in for Sordell As the man says... http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/12691/7468924/Bolton-agree-Sordell-fee- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Munster Posted 31 January, 2012 Share Posted 31 January, 2012 As the man says... http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/12691/7468924/Bolton-agree-Sordell-fee- At least he's cup tied. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 31 January, 2012 Share Posted 31 January, 2012 SunSport Now @SunSportNow Whispers coming out of West Ham indicate they have beaten the deadline and signed Bristol City’s Nicky Maynard #whfc #bcfc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Alert Posted 31 January, 2012 Share Posted 31 January, 2012 Not really on topic but feck me Natalie Sawyer is stunning isn't she. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 31 January, 2012 Share Posted 31 January, 2012 SunSport Now @SunSportNow Whispers coming out of West Ham indicate they have beaten the deadline and signed Bristol City’s Nicky Maynard #whfc #bcfc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krissyboy31 Posted 31 January, 2012 Share Posted 31 January, 2012 SunSport Now @SunSportNow Whispers coming out of West Ham indicate they have beaten the deadline and signed Bristol City’s Nicky Maynard #whfc #bcfcThink after tonight they might have been better off getting some defenders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 31 January, 2012 Share Posted 31 January, 2012 Think after tonight they might have been better off getting some defenders. You beat me to it! West Ham can sign all the strikers in the word, but it means cack all unless you have the defenders in place to hoof it up to them. According to Kumb, they're just relieved we only managed a draw tonight. Beating Birmingham on Saturday will be massive - they're steamrollering through the league - and we need to match or better them, as I think they're our biggest rivals for a top two spot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Garrett Posted 31 January, 2012 Share Posted 31 January, 2012 Very odd signing Vaz Te, I don't rate him at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Who? Posted 31 January, 2012 Share Posted 31 January, 2012 Maynard to West Ham 1.25 million seems cheap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSAINT Posted 31 January, 2012 Share Posted 31 January, 2012 Not really on topic but feck me Natalie Sawyer is stunning isn't she. Indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Garrett Posted 31 January, 2012 Share Posted 31 January, 2012 Maynard to West Ham 1.25 million seems cheap.1.65m says twitter, Sure his signing on fee + wages arent though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 31 January, 2012 Share Posted 31 January, 2012 Maynard to West Ham 1.25 million seems cheap. Apparently not finalised yet, if I'm right? Got 15 minutes to do it. (It'll probably happen though.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 31 January, 2012 Share Posted 31 January, 2012 lol@ the moron fans dancing behind the reporters on SSN and looking like mongs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 31 January, 2012 Share Posted 31 January, 2012 Freddie Llungberg to MK DOns???!?!??!?! The world has gone mad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 31 January, 2012 Share Posted 31 January, 2012 Maynard to West Ham 1.25 million seems cheap. Always going to be a "knock down" price with his contract days dwindling. Bet Bristol City are kicking themselves for not taking £4-5m when on offer in the summer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thorpie the sinner Posted 31 January, 2012 Share Posted 31 January, 2012 Have we def called it a day? Normally Jordan tweets saying he has gone for a chinese!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-Clarke Posted 31 January, 2012 Share Posted 31 January, 2012 Have we def called it a day? Normally Jordan tweets saying he has gone for a chinese!!! All done as far as I can tell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SO16_Saint Posted 31 January, 2012 Share Posted 31 January, 2012 Have we def called it a day? Normally Jordan tweets saying he has gone for a chinese!!! Well we e signed a Japanese so wouldn't write it off... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EBS1980 Posted 31 January, 2012 Share Posted 31 January, 2012 Ssn just said if west ham get promoted Morrison wage will be £65k a week! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Who? Posted 31 January, 2012 Share Posted 31 January, 2012 Maynard to West Ham 1.25 million seems cheap. 1.65 million Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Who? Posted 31 January, 2012 Share Posted 31 January, 2012 Nope I think there maybe a loan right at the end again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Under Weststand Posted 31 January, 2012 Share Posted 31 January, 2012 Just in from work is the Collins deal dead in the water? More than happy with the work this window & sounds like we've finished for the night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Who? Posted 31 January, 2012 Share Posted 31 January, 2012 Wait for the last minute again! You can tell sky sports hate the fact that no 'top' premier league teams are signing stars. They are having to talk about West Ham, and QPR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 31 January, 2012 Share Posted 31 January, 2012 I think we're done - Fonte came back from injury just at the right time. We'll utilise the emergency loan window if we need to strengthen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Garrett Posted 31 January, 2012 Share Posted 31 January, 2012 Sure we will bring in someone in the loan window if we need someone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SO16_Saint Posted 31 January, 2012 Share Posted 31 January, 2012 Ha. Bobby Zamora signing of the deadline day. Bet SSN are spitting feathers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 31 January, 2012 Share Posted 31 January, 2012 When I was driving home 5live said Sordell to Bolton was progressing. Dunno if it was done in time though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Who? Posted 31 January, 2012 Share Posted 31 January, 2012 They look lost in the studio on sky sports, as nothing has happened lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-Clarke Posted 31 January, 2012 Share Posted 31 January, 2012 Christ, Sky sports milk this don't they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ART Posted 31 January, 2012 Share Posted 31 January, 2012 Danny Higginbotham off on loan to Nottingham Forest till the end of the season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Who? Posted 31 January, 2012 Share Posted 31 January, 2012 No more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Who? Posted 31 January, 2012 Share Posted 31 January, 2012 Night! Official all over! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-Clarke Posted 31 January, 2012 Share Posted 31 January, 2012 Sordell to Bolton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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