kwsaint Posted 26 January, 2012 Share Posted 26 January, 2012 Not wishing to lower the tone of the conversations here but sometimes I feel like the person behind me is a little to close and sometimes I feel like I must smell or something as they are 3m behind me. So what is the acceptable distance? I'm going for about 1m as anymore and I feel like I have BO or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swannymere Posted 26 January, 2012 Share Posted 26 January, 2012 If you can feel their breath on your neck it's just about right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveygwyatt Posted 26 January, 2012 Share Posted 26 January, 2012 If they can reach over and hold it for you, then they are too close. Hope that helps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 26 January, 2012 Share Posted 26 January, 2012 I warm myself up by rubbing myself against the person in fronts crevace. Means I have a lazy by the time I have a wee, making me look massive, and it gets me going as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david in sweden Posted 26 January, 2012 Share Posted 26 January, 2012 total waste of effort - you all ought to wear nappies instead. Let's face it, a few more performances like Monday night ...and you'll be shi**ing yourselves as well ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stthrobber Posted 26 January, 2012 Share Posted 26 January, 2012 To be honest, most of the time I'm too busy concentrating on trying not to fart before I piddle to notice, but I would say, as a rule of thumb, that a thumb is too close. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big_Bald_Si Posted 26 January, 2012 Share Posted 26 January, 2012 3m does seem excessive. I think generally so you're not invading their personal space. Can't stand it when I'm at my desk and someone stands right next to me to chat to me, literally right in my face. 1.5m -> 2m I'd say. Good thread by the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horley CTFC Saint Posted 26 January, 2012 Share Posted 26 January, 2012 Depends how high you're trying to p1ss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 26 January, 2012 Share Posted 26 January, 2012 Also depends how busy it is in the bogs because sometimes people invade your space and try to nip in front if you wait too far back. On a slightly different note I haven't seen anyone p1ssing in the sink lately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
70's Mike Posted 26 January, 2012 Share Posted 26 January, 2012 Good job some of you never used the toilets in the Milton at half time, the bloke behind you peed in your pocket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kpturner Posted 26 January, 2012 Share Posted 26 January, 2012 I warm myself up by rubbing myself against the person in fronts crevace. Means I have a lazy by the time I have a wee, making me look massive, and it gets me going as well.Ahhh, now I know who you are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 26 January, 2012 Share Posted 26 January, 2012 Ahhh, now I know who you are You were the one who reached back and tickled my balls I assume? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kpturner Posted 26 January, 2012 Share Posted 26 January, 2012 You were the one who reached back and tickled my balls I assume?Don't be silly - I clearly have to use both hands to keep my wee on target. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 26 January, 2012 Share Posted 26 January, 2012 I think theres an entry in Rogers Profanisaurus about this very subject. Look under Yellow Arrows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 26 January, 2012 Share Posted 26 January, 2012 Don't be silly - I clearly have to use both hands to keep my wee on target. I tend to have to use both hands to lift the bloody thing to be honest... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 26 January, 2012 Share Posted 26 January, 2012 So long as you're not getting wet, what's the problem? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stardustonmyfeet Posted 26 January, 2012 Share Posted 26 January, 2012 Too close is when the person behind is close enough to risk getting hosed-down when the one at the urinal feels things are a little too close for comfort. So... 2 metres should be safe... My own bugbear concerning lack of respect of personal space is when a certain type of bloke who I have the misfortune to put up with sits with his legs as wide apart as possible like a gorilla, so their knee ends up pushing up against mine. Can't stand it, and there's no excuse for it. Polite requests to stop inevitably result in the **** taking offence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Who? Posted 26 January, 2012 Share Posted 26 January, 2012 If someone is to close, I cannot go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilf Posted 26 January, 2012 Share Posted 26 January, 2012 sits with his legs as wide apart as possible like a gorilla, so their knee ends up pushing up against mine. Can't stand it, and there's no excuse for it. Perhaps you should let him use the cubicle on his own.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 26 January, 2012 Share Posted 26 January, 2012 Jeez guys, get a room already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardc Posted 26 January, 2012 Share Posted 26 January, 2012 Its not the people behind that I have an issue with but the dirty b@@stard next to me that I am drenched by with his splash back trouble is I'm too polite to say anything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior Mullet Posted 26 January, 2012 Share Posted 26 January, 2012 Cottaging is fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 27 January, 2012 Share Posted 27 January, 2012 Is it wrong to poo in a urinal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 27 January, 2012 Share Posted 27 January, 2012 Too close is when the person behind is close enough to risk getting hosed-down when the one at the urinal feels things are a little too close for comfort. So... 2 metres should be safe... My own bugbear concerning lack of respect of personal space is when a certain type of bloke who I have the misfortune to put up with sits with his legs as wide apart as possible like a gorilla, so their knee ends up pushing up against mine. Can't stand it, and there's no excuse for it. Polite requests to stop inevitably result in the **** taking offence. I used to sit next to a bloke like that at SMS. Was always in my space. I ended up taping a drawing pin to the outside of my knee (use thick gaffa tape and push the point through). Every time time his knee pushed on mine he he looked as though he'd been stung by a bee, but puzzled. Twas hilarious, stopped him doing it sharpish too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stardustonmyfeet Posted 29 January, 2012 Share Posted 29 January, 2012 That is a brilliant idea! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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