Who has had a poo at St Marys?

[Big_Bald_Si]

Threads are seeming fairly predictable, and samey of recent times, so thought I'd throw one in to spice it up a bit.

 

Please answer the following questions for the lols:

 

* Have you had a poo at St Marys?

 

If yes:

 

* Was it a good experience?

* Any bad experiences (e.g. caught short with the toilet roll, missed a goal).

* Rate your experience out of 10.

[Lighthouse]

Yes, although it wasn't voluntary. It was during DJ Campbell's looping header in injury time against Birmingham 5 years ago. If you were there, you will know what I mean.

[Big_Bald_Si]

Yes, although it wasn't voluntary. It was during DJ Campbell's looping header in injury time against Birmingham 5 years ago. If you were there, you will know what I mean.

 

I was there. 4-3 - know EXACTLY what you mean.

[derry]

I've never had a crap at SMS but boy have I seen some.

[Fan The Flames]

During the Pompey cup game and sitting in the middle of a row I came over all strange about 5mins in and had to quickly dash for said facilities, which I only just made it to and where I remained for the whole first half.

 

I would rate that about a number 2 out of 10.

[Junior Mullet]

Threads are seeming fairly predictable, and samey of recent times, so thought I'd throw one in to spice it up a bit.

 

Please answer the following questions for the lols:

 

* Have you had a poo at St Marys?

 

If yes:

 

* Was it a good experience?

* Any bad experiences (e.g. caught short with the toilet roll, missed a goal).

* Rate your experience out of 10.

 

Yes. It was a bad experience due to the guy smoking in the cubicle next door. Toilet roll poor quality and loo did not flush as well as it could have. Overall I'd give it a 3/10.

[The Cat]

Never have myself, but my 6 year old had to go for one last time I took him (2-2 Blackpool game this season). It was just before half time and we had to wait for someone to finish their fag before we went in.

[This Charming Man]

Leicester - last game of the season a few years back.

 

Wetherspoons had just started running some Koppaberg promotion as they'd recently started stocking it. Nice hot day, £1.99 bottles of cider - I must've smashed back about 10 bottles of the stuff before the game, turns out it's a bit rich for me... spent the entire 2nd half p1ssing out of my arse in the bogs. Now only treat myself to a couple at a time.

[Saint-scooby]

If you need to pipe one out, get there about 30 mins prior to KO, any time after this you will find the seat covered in ****** and the bog roll missing.

[paris]

This is getting ridiculous next it will be have you ever had a W.... at SMS and over which player etc.......

[Big_Bald_Si]

This is getting ridiculous next it will be have you ever had a W.... at SMS and over which player etc.......

 

When you say "over which player" - do you mean literally, over a player?

 

If anyone's done that over Raidh Jaidi and lived to tell the tale, good on them. (I think)

[This Charming Man]

This is getting ridiculous next it will be have you ever had a W.... at SMS and over which player etc.......

 

I haven't as of yet but you've given me an idea should we find ourselves a few goals down against Cardiff...

[Ampersound]

My nipper has had plenty (he's 4) and nearly every time we've missed saints score.

[david in sweden]

My nipper has had plenty (he's 4) and nearly every time we've missed saints score.

 

 

 

......we can only hope he has to go... a bit more often, we've been rather short on goals at SMS recently !

[Lighthouse]

My nipper has had plenty (he's 4) and nearly every time we've missed saints score.

 

You are refering to the OP and not what paris just posted above?

[This Charming Man]

You are refering to the OP and not what paris just posted above?

 

I don't like smiley things but this warrants one...

[Saintjersey]

I sometimes experience some trouble with my bowels. I remember one time I just couldn't stop crapping on match day for the game against Watford which we lost 3-0 and missed two penalties. Luckily however I managed to clean out the system before the match as I think my trousers would have need to be washed for days after that performance.

[jjsaint]

I have, but away day poos are more fun.

[Wiggles31]

Last poo I had was against Watford. I missed McGoaldroughts penalty miss. Then came up to see Wotton miss one. Awful. Great poo though.

[Wiggles31]

I pooed at the same game. Weird.

[Lighthouse]

Are you schizophrenic?

[Le Timmier]

I did a really pungent wet fart once. Fortunately it was during the dark days of Poortvliet and I was sitting alone in a fairly vacant section of the Chapel so nobody felt the full force. Just as well really, it definitely had the power to hurt a child.

[Wiggles31]

Are you schizophrenic?

 

If you read a couple of posts up you would notice that someone else pooed at the Watford game. Silly Iphone didn't quote the post.

[alki_in_korea]

i have had 2 poos in sms onw was espanyol game for the sake of it and wanting to be the first. the second was againsy necastle in the f.a cup we lost heavily and it was the first time i left early as was going back to chichesterr may have been near alf time. i think dyer didus tat day

[kpturner]

More than a care to remember - all been very satisfactory. However, I did miss Stern John's goal against Sheff Utd in the Pearson era - the one that put us 2-1 up just after the break.

[Golden Balls]

I have once last season. I remember we won 1-0. I then vowed to have a poo before every game, but forgot straight away.

[kpturner]

I have, but away day poos are more fun.

Not at Brentford they ain't.

[los_saint]

Not at Brentford they ain't.

 

I would imagine that the away end at Fratton Park would be something akin to that famous scene from Trainspotting.

[Norm]

I've never had a crap at SMS but boy have I seen some.

 

 

Thanks for the laugh.

[kpturner]

I would imagine that the away end at Fratton Park would be something akin to that famous scene from Trainspotting.

Did one there too - much more comfortable than Brentford. Come to think of it, I seem to have a fettish for doing a poo at all the away grounds. At Doncaster there was carnage in one of the two cubicles, so I had to go and give the other one a little spring clean before doing my stuff.

[jjsaint]

Not at Brentford they ain't.

 

Not done Brentford, but I can imagine.

[Ivan Katalinic's 'tache]

Never had a dump at SMS but my 5 year old has. Even at 5, he's achieving more than I ever have and I am living the dream through him.

[fish fingers]

Had a dump in the away changing room. Very comfortable indeed.

[Badger]

I'm obviously missing out here as I've not had a dump at SMS.

 

Trying to recall, but can't recollect ever having a sh!t at The Dell either.

 

Worrying that after 40plus years of following Saints I can't be a real fan.

[bender]

I was curling one out for our second goal at Colchester last season. Come to think of it I can say that about a few goals. If Saints need a goal just ask me to go sit on the throne and were sure to score.

[SNSUN]

I have IBS so I have to wear a man nappy at all times. As a result I tend to poo most games, from the comfort of my seat.

[sussexsaint]

Had one at half time when we played Hull a few years back and I was in corporate for a Birthday treat. It was one of those strange ones that comes out so effortlessly its almost a Jaidi clean sh1t and you question whether you need to wipe or not afterwards.

 

Match was awful. Twitcher brought Walcott on and I won a signed ball in the raffle - best bit was the poo though

[latter day saint]

i always try to use the disabled toilets as they are always clean & well supplied with bog roll. also plenty of room & privacy if you want to spank 1 off .

[Julian H. Cope]

I produced a huge Dune before the Liverpool game in 2002.

[dronskisaint]

My nipper has had plenty (he's 4) and nearly every time we've missed saints score.

 

Bless...could you take some emergency laxatives to the match for him in case we go 1-0 down?

[svetigpung]

This reminds me of an old thread a few years ago about taking a dump at an away ground.

 

Remember one reply of someones visit to the bogs at Milan. Consequently , when going for a dump at home , would use the phrase "just going for a San Siro".

This was one of the funniest comments ive read on here through the years!

 

PS. Try to avoid all sitting down toilet stuff at Amy ground. My top tip....best to take a curry AFTER the game.

[The9]

I seem to recall the khazi at the pub up the road from Blackburn's ground had that picture of Hasselhoff and Gary Coleman on the wall with some variation on the Mark Hughes and Shaun Wright-Phillips joke as the caption.

 

Best away toilet ever.

 

As for Brentford, there was a queue for the (tiny) loo which went out of the door, up the stairs and along the back of the stand. It was still bigger than the one at Fratton though.

 

Moving it on to wee-wees for a minute, Newport County had a urinal which was literally some breeze blocks cemented up against the back of a grass terrace with the floor and trough painted black. I once p155ed on my scarf when leaning out of a similar breeze-block terrace back urinal at Merthyr Tydfil's Penydarren Park when Newport got a penalty half way through a p155 I was having.

 

Oh yeah, and the Stade Gerland in Lyon has a row of open-air p1ssoirs outside the ground through some aesthetically pleasing arches right next to the entrance. They like a public piddle, the Frenchies.

 

Just remembered when the Ricoh Arena opened and Saints were one of the first to play there they hadn't quite finished it, and you could see people taking their seats from the urinals through the gap next to the steps up into the seating area.