Plucky Pompey`s Plight- pledge your cash here..

[ALWAYS_SFC]

My pledge is below...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

**** off you Skate bastards you have had enough off the taxman

Edited 25 January, 2012 by ALWAYS_SFC

[buctootim]

I pledge to contribute a new Barbie outfit.

[dune]

I pledge to contribute a new Barbie outfit.

 

Did you mistakenly buy two the same?

[hypochondriac]

it's OK. Central government will pay off their debt. Lol.

[Nexstar]

3 buttons and some chewing gum (used)

[Viking Warrior]

I know a crooked reverend . I could get him to say a pray for them . He's a liar so will be suited AA and co

[Block 18]

There was a time when I had some sympathy with some of them but that was a long time ago.

So to that end I pledge the steam off my poo towards their fund

[eurosaint]

I was inclined to pledge the pickings from my nose, but have reconsidered and feel that even this would be a step too far !!!

[CB Saint]

I will throw in Fifty quid if TCWTB wears a Saints shirt for a day

[Saint Keith]

£250 if they play in red and white stripes for a day

[Hatch]

I've got a sticky sock that I don't want anymore

[pedg]

I pledge my Pledge. I hate dusting.

[The Cat]

I've got a sticky sock that I don't want anymore

 

If you put it with mine we can donate a pair.

[Brizzie Saints]

It's a bit of a inconvenience but I suppose I could go round the yard and pick up all the dog turds for them

[SNSUN]

A rat just made me jump outside Hounslow West station. If I can capture it, they can have that. And my ******y pants that I got as a result of said surprise.

[EastleighSoulBoy]

The cheque is in the post.

[Frank's cousin]

I pledge £10 - however, as I have my own needs which are far more important I shal only give them 20p in the £ so £2 it is. However, despite being a bit skint at the moment and having recently bought a new car, and booked my holiday, and having to borrow money to do so from some guys I met in a pub with strange accents who also took the deeds to the house as collateral, I cant hand over this cash now, but will pay them 50p a year for 4 years starting in ...er well its possible in April if I get my bonus, but I may need to delay this again at some point depending on whether the blokes with fiunny accents need me to pay them first.... sound fair?

 

Unfortunately I am a PAYE so my tax and NI is up to date so dont have a saving's account into which I would have put the tax mans money to pay the 50p now or even pay some back to the blokes with accents.

[Brizzie Saints]

I pledge £10 - however, as I have my own needs which are far more important I shal only give them 20p in the £ so £2 it is. However, despite being a bit skint at the moment and having recently bought a new car, and booked my holiday, and having to borrow money to do so from some guys I met in a pub with strange accents who also took the deeds to the house as collateral, I cant hand over this cash now, but will pay them 50p a year for 4 years starting in ...er well its possible in April if I get my bonus, but I may need to delay this again at some point depending on whether the blokes with fiunny accents need me to pay them first.... sound fair?

 

Unfortunately I am a PAYE so my tax and NI is up to date so dont have a saving's account into which I would have put the tax mans money to pay the 50p now or even pay some back to the blokes with accents.

 

I'm sure Mr Krabs will look after it for ya

[Toomer]

The cheque is in the post.

Is that the one where the words don't match the numbers?

[PaulSaint]

I have a "solid steel crank handle" they can have. Will be useful when they get "wound up"?

[pap]

They'll have a football team when Pompey is known as Southampton East

[jjsaint]

Last night I had a late meal (about midnight) of a massive ribeye, some asparagus, and mash mixed with slightly off extra mature cheddar and a couple of chillies.

 

Their 'gift' should be ready any minute now.

[70's Mike]

westwood gets a tat saying saints forever, would be worth £1.50

[alehouseboys]

Is it time to start the bucket collection yet?

 

I'll get the ball rolling with...

 

[Torres]

I would pledge the balance of my dog's bank account in Monaco but I don't even know it exists. Even though I signed the paperwork to set it up.

[Seaford Saint]

£250 if they play in red and white stripes for a day

I will match that if they do it

[latter day saint]

i would rather shave my balls with a cheese grater than give them money

[qwertySFC]

My donation ... It's a help to the new toilet project - its slightly better than what they got

 

 

[EastleighSoulBoy]

Is that the one where the words don't match the numbers?

 

No mate, it's that rubber one you gave me! Lol!

[dubai_phil]

I have a one Rupee coin from Pakistan.

 

Can you get poopey to arrange a DHL collection from me?

[Dark Munster]

The bucket's almost ready.

 

[70's Mike]

I have a one Rupee coin from Pakistan.

 

Can you get poopey to arrange a DHL collection from me?

 

for a minute i thought you were talking about a coin from an ex Chairman of ours

[ALWAYS_SFC]

I never expected the level of heartwarming comments and donations we are seeing on this thread

 

Credit to you all for your kindness and understanding in pompey`s unexpected misfortune:rolleyes:

[Ric]

I'll donate my mouse - the furry kind that runs around and squeaks. Well, it would run around and squeak if it was still alive. But I'm sure it would clean up nicely if I dig it up and run it under the tap for a minute or so.

 

Actually, I say "my mouse" - it belonged to my other half's sister. We were looking after it while she was on holiday in the States. But I'm sure she wouldn't mind donating it to the cause to save Portsmuff from financial oblivion.

[Lighthouse]

I've got an inflatable Alan Rickman I hardly use any more. Not sure of its value as such, but I'm willing to donate it to the cause.

[Under Weststand]

As I've just paid my TAX & N.I this month & have a couple of other bills which I intend to pay I'm a bit short of cash (Just like an organisation I can think of) But as we are all football fans & being our local rivals I've come up with a way I think I can help. I have a half a tube of silicone sealant left in the garage, I was thinking they might like it so they can get their toilets finished off. If pushed I think I can find an O-ring for the leaky tap as well. I know I shouldn't but hell I'm a warm heart'd type of guy. Please send a stamped address padded envelope.

[mack rill]

*****um,,,,,,