ALWAYS_SFC Posted 25 January, 2012 Share Posted 25 January, 2012 (edited) My pledge is below... **** off you Skate bastards you have had enough off the taxman Edited 25 January, 2012 by ALWAYS_SFC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 25 January, 2012 Share Posted 25 January, 2012 I pledge to contribute a new Barbie outfit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 25 January, 2012 Share Posted 25 January, 2012 I pledge to contribute a new Barbie outfit. Did you mistakenly buy two the same? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 25 January, 2012 Share Posted 25 January, 2012 it's OK. Central government will pay off their debt. Lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexstar Posted 25 January, 2012 Share Posted 25 January, 2012 3 buttons and some chewing gum (used) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viking Warrior Posted 25 January, 2012 Share Posted 25 January, 2012 I know a crooked reverend . I could get him to say a pray for them . He's a liar so will be suited AA and co Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Block 18 Posted 25 January, 2012 Share Posted 25 January, 2012 There was a time when I had some sympathy with some of them but that was a long time ago. So to that end I pledge the steam off my poo towards their fund Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eurosaint Posted 25 January, 2012 Share Posted 25 January, 2012 I was inclined to pledge the pickings from my nose, but have reconsidered and feel that even this would be a step too far !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 25 January, 2012 Share Posted 25 January, 2012 I will throw in Fifty quid if TCWTB wears a Saints shirt for a day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Keith Posted 25 January, 2012 Share Posted 25 January, 2012 £250 if they play in red and white stripes for a day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 25 January, 2012 Share Posted 25 January, 2012 I've got a sticky sock that I don't want anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedg Posted 25 January, 2012 Share Posted 25 January, 2012 I pledge my Pledge. I hate dusting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 25 January, 2012 Share Posted 25 January, 2012 I've got a sticky sock that I don't want anymore If you put it with mine we can donate a pair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brizzie Saints Posted 26 January, 2012 Share Posted 26 January, 2012 It's a bit of a inconvenience but I suppose I could go round the yard and pick up all the dog turds for them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 26 January, 2012 Share Posted 26 January, 2012 A rat just made me jump outside Hounslow West station. If I can capture it, they can have that. And my ******y pants that I got as a result of said surprise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 26 January, 2012 Share Posted 26 January, 2012 The cheque is in the post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank's cousin Posted 26 January, 2012 Share Posted 26 January, 2012 I pledge £10 - however, as I have my own needs which are far more important I shal only give them 20p in the £ so £2 it is. However, despite being a bit skint at the moment and having recently bought a new car, and booked my holiday, and having to borrow money to do so from some guys I met in a pub with strange accents who also took the deeds to the house as collateral, I cant hand over this cash now, but will pay them 50p a year for 4 years starting in ...er well its possible in April if I get my bonus, but I may need to delay this again at some point depending on whether the blokes with fiunny accents need me to pay them first.... sound fair? Unfortunately I am a PAYE so my tax and NI is up to date so dont have a saving's account into which I would have put the tax mans money to pay the 50p now or even pay some back to the blokes with accents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brizzie Saints Posted 26 January, 2012 Share Posted 26 January, 2012 I pledge £10 - however, as I have my own needs which are far more important I shal only give them 20p in the £ so £2 it is. However, despite being a bit skint at the moment and having recently bought a new car, and booked my holiday, and having to borrow money to do so from some guys I met in a pub with strange accents who also took the deeds to the house as collateral, I cant hand over this cash now, but will pay them 50p a year for 4 years starting in ...er well its possible in April if I get my bonus, but I may need to delay this again at some point depending on whether the blokes with fiunny accents need me to pay them first.... sound fair? Unfortunately I am a PAYE so my tax and NI is up to date so dont have a saving's account into which I would have put the tax mans money to pay the 50p now or even pay some back to the blokes with accents. I'm sure Mr Krabs will look after it for ya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toomer Posted 26 January, 2012 Share Posted 26 January, 2012 The cheque is in the post. Is that the one where the words don't match the numbers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulSaint Posted 26 January, 2012 Share Posted 26 January, 2012 I have a "solid steel crank handle" they can have. Will be useful when they get "wound up"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 26 January, 2012 Share Posted 26 January, 2012 They'll have a football team when Pompey is known as Southampton East Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjsaint Posted 26 January, 2012 Share Posted 26 January, 2012 Last night I had a late meal (about midnight) of a massive ribeye, some asparagus, and mash mixed with slightly off extra mature cheddar and a couple of chillies. Their 'gift' should be ready any minute now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
70's Mike Posted 26 January, 2012 Share Posted 26 January, 2012 westwood gets a tat saying saints forever, would be worth £1.50 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alehouseboys Posted 26 January, 2012 Share Posted 26 January, 2012 Is it time to start the bucket collection yet? I'll get the ball rolling with... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torres Posted 26 January, 2012 Share Posted 26 January, 2012 I would pledge the balance of my dog's bank account in Monaco but I don't even know it exists. Even though I signed the paperwork to set it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seaford Saint Posted 26 January, 2012 Share Posted 26 January, 2012 £250 if they play in red and white stripes for a day I will match that if they do it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latter day saint Posted 26 January, 2012 Share Posted 26 January, 2012 i would rather shave my balls with a cheese grater than give them money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwertySFC Posted 26 January, 2012 Share Posted 26 January, 2012 My donation ... It's a help to the new toilet project - its slightly better than what they got Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 26 January, 2012 Share Posted 26 January, 2012 Is that the one where the words don't match the numbers? No mate, it's that rubber one you gave me! Lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 26 January, 2012 Share Posted 26 January, 2012 I have a one Rupee coin from Pakistan. Can you get poopey to arrange a DHL collection from me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Munster Posted 26 January, 2012 Share Posted 26 January, 2012 The bucket's almost ready. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
70's Mike Posted 26 January, 2012 Share Posted 26 January, 2012 I have a one Rupee coin from Pakistan. Can you get poopey to arrange a DHL collection from me? for a minute i thought you were talking about a coin from an ex Chairman of ours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALWAYS_SFC Posted 27 January, 2012 Author Share Posted 27 January, 2012 I never expected the level of heartwarming comments and donations we are seeing on this thread Credit to you all for your kindness and understanding in pompey`s unexpected misfortune:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted 28 January, 2012 Share Posted 28 January, 2012 I'll donate my mouse - the furry kind that runs around and squeaks. Well, it would run around and squeak if it was still alive. But I'm sure it would clean up nicely if I dig it up and run it under the tap for a minute or so. Actually, I say "my mouse" - it belonged to my other half's sister. We were looking after it while she was on holiday in the States. But I'm sure she wouldn't mind donating it to the cause to save Portsmuff from financial oblivion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 28 January, 2012 Share Posted 28 January, 2012 I've got an inflatable Alan Rickman I hardly use any more. Not sure of its value as such, but I'm willing to donate it to the cause. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Under Weststand Posted 28 January, 2012 Share Posted 28 January, 2012 As I've just paid my TAX & N.I this month & have a couple of other bills which I intend to pay I'm a bit short of cash (Just like an organisation I can think of) But as we are all football fans & being our local rivals I've come up with a way I think I can help. I have a half a tube of silicone sealant left in the garage, I was thinking they might like it so they can get their toilets finished off. If pushed I think I can find an O-ring for the leaky tap as well. I know I shouldn't but hell I'm a warm heart'd type of guy. Please send a stamped address padded envelope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mack rill Posted 28 January, 2012 Share Posted 28 January, 2012 *****um,,,,,, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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