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Please not we will rock you, hate that song.

 

agreed it would be an horrendous addition to our song sheet, dreadful.

 

hot DOG

labrador Roll

never mind dinner

give us a goal

 

 

gets my vote along with Griffo's effort

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Will almost certainly end up being 'Lee will rock you' we use most.

 

i will not set foot in st marys again if that is the case, it would be a new low in the ****ness of songs we come up with, although nothng will ever be as bad as look like a wotsit

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Oh dear. It's going to be Lee will rock you isnt it.

 

i think it might be the right time to mention that SHURLOCK who posts on here bumped into him at Heathrow (as confirmed on other threads) and shurlock was wearing a Freddie Mercury t-shirt, on seeing this LEE started laughing and said he HATES queen and especially we will rock you song, wouldn't be a good idea to sing this at the risk of upsetting our new signing, we should be trying to make him feel welcome FFS

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To the tune of Sha-La-La-La-Lee by the Small Faces:

 

"Picked him up from the J-League, yeah,

Tadanari Lee, yeah;

Scoring goals he does for fun.

Tadanari Lee, yeah,

Tadanari Lee.

 

"Ask him where he wants to go,

Tadanari Lee, yeah;

Premier League, now, go man go,

Tadanari Lee, yeah,

Tadanari Lee."

 

For young ones not familiar with the tune, check it out here:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfgLrXf2pBE

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adding italics!
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To the tune of Mr. Lee by The Bobbettes (1957):

 

 

1, 2, 3 (hey), it's Tadanari Lee;

2, 3, 4 (hey), look at him score;

Mr. Lee, Mr. Lee, Tadanari Lee,

Mr. Lee, Mr. Lee, Tadanari Lee,

Mr. Lee, Mr. Lee, Tadanari Lee,

Mr. Lee - ee - ee.

 

If you're not familiar with this catchy little number, check it out:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xi-qUhGHm2A&noredirect=1

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To the tune of Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves by Cher

 

He was born in South Korea then moved to Tokyo,

The crowd used to shout for the skills that he showed,

Lee would do whatever he could...

 

Ta-da-nari Lee,

You hear them in the middle of the town,

we call him,

Ta-da-nari Lee,

And when he scores the town will gather round,

And cheer inside our ground.

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Lol

 

Can just imagine all the Flask, Sarnies & Rug Brigade singing some of the newer or more complex songs....

 

NOT

 

Which will then lead to more complaints that not enough fans sing at matches...

 

Lee will rock you - the Northam will sing it 3 times and the Chapel will just wake up in time for an out of time clap before they go off to poopey on a string in the way they only manage a " ..ambertsouthampton'sgoalmachine" to the RL song

 

Anyway carry on chaps most amusing

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Lol

 

Can just imagine all the Flask, Sarnies & Rug Brigade singing some of the newer or more complex songs....

 

NOT

 

Which will then lead to more complaints that not enough fans sing at matches...

 

Lee will rock you - the Northam will sing it 3 times and the Chapel will just wake up in time for an out of time clap before they go off to poopey on a string in the way they only manage a " ..ambertsouthampton'sgoalmachine" to the RL song

 

Anyway carry on chaps most amusing

 

Perhaps we should all come to stadium on day before match for singing practice :)

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Thumbs down to Lee will rock you from me:

 

The thought of hyperactive seals doing STOMP in a faintly camp way fills me with dread.

 

Rockin all over the world, on the other hand, isn't so bad. Nor is the House of the Rising Sun (a nod to Japan).

 

Same 'ere, something about that song annoys the f*ck out of me..

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has to be lee will rock you. yes it is pretty sh!t but all the other ones are too long and wont be sung. like someone else mentioned it has to be short and catchy. other than lamberts i cant think of any longish chants for our players? i'm sure i will be corrected - probably by hypo

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Oh Tadanari,

He's not Korean,

He's Japanese,

Eats neighbours dogs for dinner,

And he even eats their knees,

He smothers them with soy sauce and he puts them with some peas,

Oooooh Tadanari.

 

This. The fact most like 'Lee will rock you' I feel sums up everything.

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Tadanari Lee, Tadanari Lee

Not good enough for the premier league

Sitting on a bench, on a sinking ship

Facing another season in the Championship

 

Take me away, take me away

I don't belong here

take me away, take me away

back to the J-league

 

I've not got what it takes to hack it in this league

The club should listen to their fans

Experience is needed at this level

Not some kid from the J-league, Japan

 

pay the price, face the facts

No promotion & Nigel facing the sack

There's no way back, there's no way back

Wasted money on the man in attack

 

Take me away, take me away

I don't belong here

take me away, take me away

back to the J-league

 

What a waste of money, what a waste of money

what a waste of money, what a waste of money

 

(repeat to fade)

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Am I the only one who would die of embarrassment if I heard the lines about "even eats their knees" and "puts them with some peas". To me it just comes across as a naff attempt to find words that rhyme with 'Japanese'.

 

I like the idea and the tune, but surely we can find some better lyrics than that. Most of our fans struggle to sing OWTS coherently, I doubt they will manage some of the suggestions on here.

 

How about:

Oooooh Tadanari

He's a striker

From Japan

He scored against the Ozzies with a volley from a cross

And now he's joined Southampton, to show you who's the boss

Ooooooh Tadanari...

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Am I the only one who would die of embarrassment if I heard the lines about "even eats their knees" and "puts them with some peas". To me it just comes across as a naff attempt to find words that rhyme with 'Japanese'.

 

I like the idea and the tune, but surely we can find some better lyrics than that. Most of our fans struggle to sing OWTS coherently, I doubt they will manage some of the suggestions on here.

 

How about:

Oooooh Tadanari

He's a striker

From Japan

He scored against the Ozzies with a volley from a cross

And now he's joined Southampton, to show you who's the boss

Ooooooh Tadanari...

 

I came up with it in 2 minutes to wind up the people saying any songs mentioning eating dogs are racist.

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I think it has to be to the 'oooooh balotelli' tune.

 

None of this lee will rock you rubbish. Someone needs to decide on the best lyrics, print of a few song sheets and hand them out saturday. Get them going in the pubs, then the song will spread nicely.

 

'OOOOOhhh Tadanari.......'

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Am I the only one who would die of embarrassment if I heard the lines about "even eats their knees" and "puts them with some peas". To me it just comes across as a naff attempt to find words that rhyme with 'Japanese'.

 

I like the idea and the tune, but surely we can find some better lyrics than that. Most of our fans struggle to sing OWTS coherently, I doubt they will manage some of the suggestions on here.

 

How about:

Oooooh Tadanari

He's a striker

From Japan

He scored against the Ozzies with a volley from a cross

And now he's joined Southampton, to show you who's the boss

Ooooooh Tadanari...

 

Think that one could work. Hasn't got the humour element though..

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Am I the only one who would die of embarrassment if I heard the lines about "even eats their knees" and "puts them with some peas". To me it just comes across as a naff attempt to find words that rhyme with 'Japanese'.

 

I like the idea and the tune, but surely we can find some better lyrics than that. Most of our fans struggle to sing OWTS coherently, I doubt they will manage some of the suggestions on here.

 

How about:

Oooooh Tadanari

He's a striker

From Japan

He scored against the Ozzies with a volley from a cross

And now he's joined Southampton, to show you who's the boss

Ooooooh Tadanari...

 

I love this one. Perhaps tinker with the second to last line? The rest sounds quality. The Balotelli tune is very good and Tadanari fit nicely.

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