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According to this article on the Channel 4 website, celebrity chef Anthony Worrall-Thompson has been arrested for repeatedly blagging cheese and wine at a branch of TESCO.

 

Worrall-Thompson's preferred mechanism for pilfering was the cunning ploy of "not scanning items on a self-service checkout". He joins the likes of Richard Madeley and Winona Ryder in the celebrity shop-lifters club.

 

What drives this behaviour? Celebrity status not all it's cracked up to be? Do these people think they are untouchable, or is it just the thrill of the illicit? I imagine that all of them could shop in the conventional manner if they so desired.

 

It is quite amusing though. Let's hope that Worrall-Thompson has to do a few cringing interviews before he puts his orange jump suit on!

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Why would Tescos staff watch him shoplift five times and let him wander out of the door?

 

Well, probably to make sure they were sure.

 

And possibly to make some money from You've Been Framed.

 

"Keep your eye on the fat celebrity chef by the tills".

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That would be the bit where it says: 'was stopped by guards while leaving the store'.

 

How do you run a business if you cant read properly? "Staff at the Tesco store in Henley-on-Thames, Oxfordshire, saw the 60-year-old chef shoplift low value food items on five separate occasions, and then set up a camera to film his actions".

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How do you run a business if you cant read properly? "Staff at the Tesco store in Henley-on-Thames, Oxfordshire, saw the 60-year-old chef shoplift low value food items on five separate occasions, and then set up a camera to film his actions".

You've got me there, I obviously can't run a business and use this forum at the same time. :) So he must have done it more than five times. There's a lesson there for the rest of us.

 

(Can I blame Saint-scooby and his avatar?)

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I am reminded of a famous intro from 'I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue':

 

I noticed recently on my pack of sausages, a picture of Anthony Worral Thompson in his kitchen. Underneath it said 'pr1ck with a fork'...

 

Very good!

 

And that old chestnut which can be used to celebrity cook types "I thought i saw your name on a loaf of bread the other day. But I made a mistake, it actually said Thick Cut"

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