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Now Im not one for using toilets Im unfamiliar with, however, if you have to go, you have to go.

 

But, even with toilets I use regularly, I still have a near on OCD habbit of taking toilet roll and wiping the seat completely. I hate the thought of sitting my ass where someone else has had their naked ass. Also serves well to 'nest' the loo to avoid splashback.

 

I know glue is normally not coloured, however, did he not see the greasy seat?!

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Now Im not one for using toilets Im unfamiliar with, however, if you have to go, you have to go.

 

But, even with toilets I use regularly, I still have a near on OCD habbit of taking toilet roll and wiping the seat completely. I hate the thought of sitting my ass where someone else has had their naked ass. Also serves well to 'nest' the loo to avoid splashback.

 

I know glue is normally not coloured, however, did he not see the greasy seat?!

 

The wipe and nest. This is my tactic too.

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One of the 'sitters' in the new Wetherspoons at Ocean Villge, has a seat that is too small for the bowl, your legs actuall touch the porcelain when sat on it.

 

That's annoying.

 

It's quite horrifying if your dong slaps against the inside of the bowl too.

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I always use the ladies when going for a cr@p, it always feels more inviting.

 

Ever been caught? I would imagine the look you would get would be quite an evil one!

 

One of the 'sitters' in the new Wetherspoons at Ocean Villge, has a seat that is too small for the bowl, your legs actuall touch the porcelain when sat on it.

 

Thats horrible. For some reason, I completely fear the porcelain, as if it is disease ridden. So this would scare me!

 

That's annoying.

 

It's quite horrifying if your dong slaps against the inside of the bowl too.

 

Again, this is gross. I find this only happens in foreign countries, where the water level seems to be a lot higher than here in the good ol' UK!

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