equalizer Posted 2 November, 2008 Share Posted 2 November, 2008 http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/black_country/7704603.stm "Probably the work of a prankster!" Really? and there was me thinking that all toilet seats came with super glue on! Another well written piece by the BBC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 2 November, 2008 Share Posted 2 November, 2008 Now Im not one for using toilets Im unfamiliar with, however, if you have to go, you have to go. But, even with toilets I use regularly, I still have a near on OCD habbit of taking toilet roll and wiping the seat completely. I hate the thought of sitting my ass where someone else has had their naked ass. Also serves well to 'nest' the loo to avoid splashback. I know glue is normally not coloured, however, did he not see the greasy seat?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iowsaintsfan Posted 2 November, 2008 Share Posted 2 November, 2008 wonder what glue was used! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 2 November, 2008 Share Posted 2 November, 2008 Now Im not one for using toilets Im unfamiliar with, however, if you have to go, you have to go. But, even with toilets I use regularly, I still have a near on OCD habbit of taking toilet roll and wiping the seat completely. I hate the thought of sitting my ass where someone else has had their naked ass. Also serves well to 'nest' the loo to avoid splashback. I know glue is normally not coloured, however, did he not see the greasy seat?! The wipe and nest. This is my tactic too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 2 November, 2008 Share Posted 2 November, 2008 I always use the ladies when going for a cr@p, it always feels more inviting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 2 November, 2008 Share Posted 2 November, 2008 One of the 'sitters' in the new Wetherspoons at Ocean Villge, has a seat that is too small for the bowl, your legs actuall touch the porcelain when sat on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 2 November, 2008 Share Posted 2 November, 2008 One of the 'sitters' in the new Wetherspoons at Ocean Villge, has a seat that is too small for the bowl, your legs actuall touch the porcelain when sat on it. That's annoying. It's quite horrifying if your dong slaps against the inside of the bowl too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 2 November, 2008 Share Posted 2 November, 2008 The wipe and nest. This is my tactic too. Ditto! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 2 November, 2008 Share Posted 2 November, 2008 That's annoying. It's quite horrifying if your dong slaps against the inside of the bowl too. Worser still when it dips its nose in the cold water below. Brrrr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 2 November, 2008 Share Posted 2 November, 2008 Worser still when it dips its nose in the cold water below. Brrrr I don't think I've ever fully dipped my wick in the toilet.. it's obviously not long enough (or, more likely, toilets are different n'stuff). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 3 November, 2008 Share Posted 3 November, 2008 I always use the ladies when going for a cr@p, it always feels more inviting. Ever been caught? I would imagine the look you would get would be quite an evil one! One of the 'sitters' in the new Wetherspoons at Ocean Villge, has a seat that is too small for the bowl, your legs actuall touch the porcelain when sat on it. Thats horrible. For some reason, I completely fear the porcelain, as if it is disease ridden. So this would scare me! That's annoying. It's quite horrifying if your dong slaps against the inside of the bowl too. Again, this is gross. I find this only happens in foreign countries, where the water level seems to be a lot higher than here in the good ol' UK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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