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Updated : Tadanari Lee Set to Sign


Matthew Le Tissier

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Because we all wanna be like mr lee, doing yoga

And tai-Chee, with a big meal of dog for tea, he gets the ball and scores a goal, he's the Japanese version of

Andy cole, hey hey I wanna be tandoori - to the tune of t

Rockstar by nickelback

 

Yeah but it's by Nickelback so... Add it to the 'not a chance in hell' pile.

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Well here's one thing I can't understand that I can't understand,

That he walks like korean but plays for Japan

He's our lee-San tandanari Lee-San

 

To the tune of' Lola'

 

Inadvertantly, there is another song in there, The Bangles " Walk like a Korean.."

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I don't think anyone has beaten my two efforts from earlier on in the thread. Especially the Kung Fu one, which is, if I do say so myself, brilliant.

 

He knows Kung Fu

He knows Kung Fuuuuuuuuu

Tadanari Leeee

He's coming for you

 

He stands at only four foot three Tad-an-ari

He's a big a fan of Bruce Lee Tad-an-ari

He gets the ball he takes the pis s

He likes Sushi - it tastes of fish

Tad-an-ari Southampton goal machine

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Originally Posted by Dog

Lee Lee whoever you may be,

He's gonna eat your spaniel for his tea,

So give him the ball, and let him score a goal,

Or he'll devour the contents of your goldfish bowl!

 

Now I know I shouldn't, but I lol'd at that :)

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Perhaps a bit highbrow for the masses, but an Italian operatic piece that I'm sure Cortese would appreciate:-

 

 

The chorus would work well as a chant.

 

Tadanari, Tadanari Lee,

Tadanari, Tadanari Lee,

He comes from the Land of the Rising Sun,

Mount Fuji, cherry trees,

And now the Purple Archer's playing

here at St Mary's

 

Tadanari, Tadanari Lee

Tadanari, Tadanari Lee

The Saints will win the Championship

With Tadanari Lee

 

Bonsai, Banzai, Sushi and Green Tea

Geishas, Sumos, Bento and Sake

Sayonare to Japan

Say hello to St Mary's

The Saints will win the Championship

with Tadanari Lee

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Ah so.

 

We add Japanese Footballer, and go find incollect sterotypes

 

So this is a taste of what we have to look forward to (I'm sure that's our man's volley against Aus in the middle)

 

 

Nooo you all cry that's Chinese...

 

Don't worry

 

The link is tenous but the sequel was made in...

 

Japan

 

And this post was apparently almost as risible as the sequel

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wow so we now have a new competition to make up the worst imaginable & stereotypical song ever.

 

To the Rod Stewart Classic.

 

We have Shaolin, We have Shaolin

Playing up front.........

Home & away

oh sod it time to take the meds

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I'd be surprised.

 

The club have been tracking this player for around 10 months. They wouldn't have got this far down the line without investigating and researching any potential work permit situation, they've offered him terms and the club the fee...all pending the work permit, which as i said and as I've been told is a formality.

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I'd be surprised.

 

The club have been tracking this player for around 10 months. They wouldn't have got this far down the line without investigating and researching any potential work permit situation, they've offered him terms and the club the fee...all pending the work permit, which as i said and as I've been told is a formality.

Oh I agree but as I asked previously in the thread, when has it ever been a formality when we (Saints) have had dealings with the Home Office re: work permits?
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