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Look are we being serious about songs to do with eating canine animals??

 

Let's put the bollix away and think of a song which will help make him fit in with the other players yeah?!!

 

Why not? What's wrong with eating dogs compared to any other animal? Would it be wrong to sing a song about Cortese and pasta?

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Why not? What's wrong with eating dogs compared to any other animal? Would it be wrong to sing a song about Cortese and pasta?

 

Well in general I don't see the point in singing songs about a Chief Executive, so I don't sing anything about Cortese. I don't see anything particularly wrong with eating dogs per se I just wouldn't sing a song about Koreans eating dogs. It's not as though that's the only thing that Koreans do or are known for - unless you're a bit ignorant.

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Well in general I don't see the point in singing songs about a Chief Executive, so I don't sing anything about Cortese. I don't see anything particularly wrong with eating dogs per se I just wouldn't sing a song about Koreans eating dogs. It's not as though that's the only thing that Koreans do or are known for - unless you're a bit ignorant.
:lol: This website cracks me up sometimes.
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Well in general I don't see the point in singing songs about a Chief Executive, so I don't sing anything about Cortese. I don't see anything particularly wrong with eating dogs per se I just wouldn't sing a song about Koreans eating dogs. It's not as though that's the only thing that Koreans do or are known for - unless you're a bit ignorant.

 

how about

 

Lee Lee wherever you may be

you make good quality electrical equipment in your own country

it could be worse you could be a skate

on the dole on your council estate

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how about

 

Lee Lee wherever you may be

you make good quality electrical equipment in your own country

it could be worse you could be a skate

on the dole on your council estate

 

I'd prefer a reference to their impressive shipbuilding industry to be honest. If someone can get in references to solid shipbuilding, cheap cars, quality electronics and the leadership in broadband adoption then I'd definitely be in there ;)

 

How about

 

Tadanari woah

Tadanari woah

he's a striker for Japan

but at under-20 level he was Korean

 

or

 

Tadanari woah

Tadanari woah

he's a striker for Japan

but according to Wikipedia he's ethnic Korean

 

sure to catch on in the Northam no doubt

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Or if he signs a doesn't score for ages:

 

TD Lee! TD Lee!

Scoring goals is nothing to be scared of

 

(to the tune of Prince Charming)

But "TD Lee" might sound like "Tiddly", "Tiddly Wink" is rhyming slang for "Chink", so you've came out with more inaccurate racist abuse?
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But "TD Lee" might sound like "Tiddly", "Tiddly Wink" is rhyming slang for "Chink", so you've came out with more inaccurate racist abuse?

 

:lol: i think he has shown his true colours there! disgusting!

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You are a prat and are on my wum list. Please **** off to another board, maybe a blue one?

 

hahahah Nice one Avenue Saint mate! maybe you should stop taking this internet lark so seriously :-) i can imagine you with steam coming out of your ears sat in front of your computer getting really angry about a song that will never be sung about a player who hasn't even signed for us yet.

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I can only imagine you've chosen the word canine to rhyme with something, which is odd because it doesn't. :-)

 

I was just feeling stupid, and thought seeing as 99% of the songs suggested on here are stupid, I'd fit right in. It's difficult finding anything to rhyme with canine that fits!

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To the tune of Sha-La-La-La-Lee by the Small Faces:

 

"Picked him up from the J-League, yeah,

Tadanari Lee, yeah;

Scoring goals he does for fun.

Tadanari Lee, yeah,

Tadanari Lee.

 

"Ask him where he wants to go,

Tadanari Lee, yeah;

Premier League, now, go man go,

Tadanari Lee, yeah,

Tadanari Lee."

 

For young ones not familiar with the tune, check it out here:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfgLrXf2pBE

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The Animals "House of the Rising Sun" would work nicely:

 

There is a player in southampton

He's called tadanari lee

He's been the ruin of many a poor team

And soon you'll all agree

 

He'll play upfront with Rickie

Bang them in for fun

He'll drink sake, hate pompey

All for southampton

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmdPQp6Jcdk

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