Taking a dump

[Saint-scooby]

Wow what a great feeling, I really enjoy having a good dump once a day, if I have a curry or hit the buffet in Pizza hut, then I can manage two dumps in one day...

 

How many Poo's can you do in a day.....?

[TopGun]

I have to say the xmas sprouts have once again moved my guts quite remarkably. The accompanying and expected stench has also been satisfactory. Various family members complaining about my rotten and turgid gases etc.

[ericofarabia]

What a crap post.

[eurosaint]

Sh!t thread !

[Dr Who?]

I love it when I can fit in 2/3 a day. I am having one right now, which means I will at least have another before lights out! I love having a dump, and even more so now I have an iPad.

[saintscottofthenortham]

I'm having one now. And will have another one maybe even two.

 

I love being regular.

[latter day saint]

i enjoyed laying a log at work this morning. nothing like having a dump while being paid.

[SNSUN]

I love a good poo when it's massive and you really have to force it out, makes you feel like you earned it.

 

Sometimes I sit on the loo expecting to crap one out, and let out a massive fart. Being cheated by my own bowels.

 

I once put my finger through the bog paper when wiping and got poo on it. I'm never buying own brand again.

[Saint_Jonny]

SNSUN

 

I was producing the most unbelievable farts after 2 days of bubble and squeak, I was almost embarrassed about it. Almost.

[tpbury]

Before largely jacking in drinking (and consequent munchie based eating) a month ago, I was a 4/5 a day man. Now - one does the job. This feels like a loss, as I used to get a lot of reading done on the Khazi.

[Dimond Geezer]

As I have ulcerative colitis my toilet visits can be quite spectacular & frequent. If I'm mid-flare up usually about 10-15 a day, I think my record was about 25 . I haven't had a flare for about 5 years & with the medication I generally go once every two days, can be a bit thick & tar like though .

[BadgerBadger]

1 a day for me - the best are always after a good p!ss up followed by a full english the next morning, then a smoke, sit on the throne with a game on the phone, sometimes get so carried away with poker on the blackberry that my legs go to sleep and I can barely walk for a few minutes

[saintscottofthenortham]

1 a day for me - the best are always after a good p!ss up followed by a full english the next morning, then a smoke, sit on the throne with a game on the phone, sometimes get so carried away with poker on the blackberry that my legs go to sleep and I can barely walk for a few minutes

 

I get that often, I actually struggle to stand at the sink.

[Jonnyboy]

As I have ulcerative colitis my toilet visits can be quite spectacular & frequent. If I'm mid-flare up usually about 10-15 a day, I think my record was about 25 . I haven't had a flare for about 5 years & with the medication I generally go once every two days, can be a bit thick & tar like though .

 

Id better be careful next time Im near Dimond Road :-)

[1976_Child]

Good fred.

 

I had a hard one this a.m. You know the sort, lots of red meat the night before. Bursts all the piles and after a strain 'n' struggle getting it out the bog paper reveals a circle of poo ringed in crimson blood. The joy of evacuation is tinged with the mid-life crises of 'oh my God! I'm bleeding from my anus'

 

But then, apres le deluge, le squirty sh!te: Week willed sphincter letting every half-digested morsel escape the lower intestine at will.

 

Indeed. Give me a nice firm, well formed stool everyday. Even if it is hemorrhoid busting.

[liebherr driver]

Im a once a day man now, regular as clockwork, but the single thing that enlightens the whole experience is reading Jeremy Clarksons latest compendium, toilet sized chapters just add some je nes se quoi