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I love a good poo when it's massive and you really have to force it out, makes you feel like you earned it.

 

Sometimes I sit on the loo expecting to crap one out, and let out a massive fart. Being cheated by my own bowels.

 

I once put my finger through the bog paper when wiping and got poo on it. I'm never buying own brand again.

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As I have ulcerative colitis my toilet visits can be quite spectacular & frequent. If I'm mid-flare up usually about 10-15 a day, I think my record was about 25 :scared:. I haven't had a flare for about 5 years & with the medication I generally go once every two days, can be a bit thick & tar like though :lol: .

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1 a day for me - the best are always after a good p!ss up followed by a full english the next morning, then a smoke, sit on the throne with a game on the phone, sometimes get so carried away with poker on the blackberry that my legs go to sleep and I can barely walk for a few minutes

 

I get that often, I actually struggle to stand at the sink.

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As I have ulcerative colitis my toilet visits can be quite spectacular & frequent. If I'm mid-flare up usually about 10-15 a day, I think my record was about 25 :scared:. I haven't had a flare for about 5 years & with the medication I generally go once every two days, can be a bit thick & tar like though :lol: .

 

Id better be careful next time Im near Dimond Road :-)

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Good fred.

 

I had a hard one this a.m. You know the sort, lots of red meat the night before. Bursts all the piles and after a strain 'n' struggle getting it out the bog paper reveals a circle of poo ringed in crimson blood. The joy of evacuation is tinged with the mid-life crises of 'oh my God! I'm bleeding from my anus'

 

But then, apres le deluge, le squirty sh!te: Week willed sphincter letting every half-digested morsel escape the lower intestine at will.

 

Indeed. Give me a nice firm, well formed stool everyday. Even if it is hemorrhoid busting.

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