Saint-scooby Posted 29 December, 2011 Share Posted 29 December, 2011 Wow what a great feeling, I really enjoy having a good dump once a day, if I have a curry or hit the buffet in Pizza hut, then I can manage two dumps in one day... How many Poo's can you do in a day.....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 29 December, 2011 Share Posted 29 December, 2011 I have to say the xmas sprouts have once again moved my guts quite remarkably. The accompanying and expected stench has also been satisfactory. Various family members complaining about my rotten and turgid gases etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 29 December, 2011 Share Posted 29 December, 2011 What a crap post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eurosaint Posted 29 December, 2011 Share Posted 29 December, 2011 Sh!t thread ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Who? Posted 29 December, 2011 Share Posted 29 December, 2011 I love it when I can fit in 2/3 a day. I am having one right now, which means I will at least have another before lights out! I love having a dump, and even more so now I have an iPad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintscottofthenortham Posted 29 December, 2011 Share Posted 29 December, 2011 I'm having one now. And will have another one maybe even two. I love being regular. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latter day saint Posted 29 December, 2011 Share Posted 29 December, 2011 i enjoyed laying a log at work this morning. nothing like having a dump while being paid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 29 December, 2011 Share Posted 29 December, 2011 I love a good poo when it's massive and you really have to force it out, makes you feel like you earned it. Sometimes I sit on the loo expecting to crap one out, and let out a massive fart. Being cheated by my own bowels. I once put my finger through the bog paper when wiping and got poo on it. I'm never buying own brand again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_Jonny Posted 29 December, 2011 Share Posted 29 December, 2011 SNSUN I was producing the most unbelievable farts after 2 days of bubble and squeak, I was almost embarrassed about it. Almost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tpbury Posted 29 December, 2011 Share Posted 29 December, 2011 Before largely jacking in drinking (and consequent munchie based eating) a month ago, I was a 4/5 a day man. Now - one does the job. This feels like a loss, as I used to get a lot of reading done on the Khazi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimond Geezer Posted 29 December, 2011 Share Posted 29 December, 2011 As I have ulcerative colitis my toilet visits can be quite spectacular & frequent. If I'm mid-flare up usually about 10-15 a day, I think my record was about 25 . I haven't had a flare for about 5 years & with the medication I generally go once every two days, can be a bit thick & tar like though . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerBadger Posted 30 December, 2011 Share Posted 30 December, 2011 1 a day for me - the best are always after a good p!ss up followed by a full english the next morning, then a smoke, sit on the throne with a game on the phone, sometimes get so carried away with poker on the blackberry that my legs go to sleep and I can barely walk for a few minutes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintscottofthenortham Posted 30 December, 2011 Share Posted 30 December, 2011 1 a day for me - the best are always after a good p!ss up followed by a full english the next morning, then a smoke, sit on the throne with a game on the phone, sometimes get so carried away with poker on the blackberry that my legs go to sleep and I can barely walk for a few minutes I get that often, I actually struggle to stand at the sink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 30 December, 2011 Share Posted 30 December, 2011 As I have ulcerative colitis my toilet visits can be quite spectacular & frequent. If I'm mid-flare up usually about 10-15 a day, I think my record was about 25 . I haven't had a flare for about 5 years & with the medication I generally go once every two days, can be a bit thick & tar like though . Id better be careful next time Im near Dimond Road :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1976_Child Posted 30 December, 2011 Share Posted 30 December, 2011 Good fred. I had a hard one this a.m. You know the sort, lots of red meat the night before. Bursts all the piles and after a strain 'n' struggle getting it out the bog paper reveals a circle of poo ringed in crimson blood. The joy of evacuation is tinged with the mid-life crises of 'oh my God! I'm bleeding from my anus' But then, apres le deluge, le squirty sh!te: Week willed sphincter letting every half-digested morsel escape the lower intestine at will. Indeed. Give me a nice firm, well formed stool everyday. Even if it is hemorrhoid busting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liebherr driver Posted 8 January, 2012 Share Posted 8 January, 2012 Im a once a day man now, regular as clockwork, but the single thing that enlightens the whole experience is reading Jeremy Clarksons latest compendium, toilet sized chapters just add some je nes se quoi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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