Caption Competition

[Teddy Nutkins]

 

Rupert slides his first pay-cheque descreetly away, from his adoring crowd.

[bridge too far]

 

Rupert slides his first pay-cheque descreetly away, from his adoring crowd.

 

Yo, Jan baby - here's the team sheet for the second half.

[Colinjb]

 

 

Our remaining spare capital put on us being relegated on 4/1 odds. Job DONE!

Edited 31 October, 2008 by Colinjb

[Gordon Mockles]

"Think of my return & the likelyhood of me bringing success to SFC as the chances of us winning the jackpot on this here lottery ticket..."

[krissyboy31]

 

Rupert makes a shortlist of candidates, who can take over from JP when his latest masterplan goes t!ts up.

[DT]

 

Rupert slides his first pay-cheque descreetly away, from his adoring crowd.

Lowe did a little wee after reading his latest love note from Sir Clive

[qwertySFC]

 

Directors applaud Rupert for showing that he is personally putting money into the club, and proudly shows his £24 ticket for the game..

[Saint Martini]

 

Note to self, do not wear the same tie as the guy behind me.

[Weston Super Saint]

Pah, who needs lottery tickets when you work at the bank of SFC?

[Fowllyd]

 

"This will silence my critics," thought Rupert, as he slipped the plans for his revolutionary new catering set-up into his jacket.

[stanthemanfairoak]

 

Note to self, do not wear the same tie as the guy behind me.[/who that snake askham?

[Mole]

 

They're gonna love this team talk.

[Torrent Of Abuse]

With the second half under way, Rupert gave Jan a little motivation by pretending to set fire to his contract.

[Yate Saint]

"Gentlemen, i hope you congratulate me, this reciept shows I accumulated an extra 500 tesco clubcard points after purchasing the food our post match buffet. Which i am sure you are all aware means we can afford a pre match as well as a post match one now for the forthcoming home match next week"

[St Marco]

 

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Rupert puts JP's name on ze list

[Give it to Ron]

Who needs a fag packet when I can write everything I know about football on this large piece of paper.

[Weston Super Saint]

Who needs a fag packet when I can write everything I know about football on this large piece of paper.

 

Man in hat in front of RL : psssssttttt Rupes, that's not a large piece of paper

[London Nick]

Askham gives Rupert the clap

[INFLUENCED.COM]

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To decide who sits down first in the directors box Rupert practices his own little game of Rock, Paper, Scissors

[trousers]

 

 

Evidence at last that Rupert lost his thumbs when he last stuck them in a dyke

[saintbletch]

 

 

[The mercurial Rupert Lowe gazes down on Wotte and Poortvliet with apparent admiration before issuing his command]

 

"Kill Them"

[FloridaMarlin]

After collecting The Recipe For Disaster from Delia Smith at the Norwich game, Rupert was pleased to see it wasn't too hard to follow.

[SOTONS EAST SIDE]

Rupert place's Wilde's P45 in a safe place!

[SaintRichmond]

 

/QUOTE]

 

 

... Note for Diary ......... "Things getting better by the week ........ Fewer and fewer of those irritating Customers for me to look at ........ "

[Sevvy]

Rupert wins sweepstake in guess the attendance

[EastleighSoulBoy]

 

 

If you all hate Rupert clap your hands!

[Channon's Sideburns]

 

'Too Posh to Clap'

 

or

 

'Watch out for Old Man Withers from the Amusement Park behind you Rupey'

 

Askham 'And I did get away with it, even with you pesky lunatic consumers!'

[exit2]

Not a caption but did you know Mr Lowe designed that SFC tie.

Im not taking the **** but he designed it and then made it the official tie of the club

[Mole]

Not a caption but did you know Mr Lowe designed that SFC tie.

Im not taking the **** but he designed it and then made it the official tie of the club

 

Now we know what all the luvvies will want in their christmas stockings.

[Viking Warrior]

...............

Edited 7 December, 2008 by Viking Warrior

[CHAPEL END CHARLIE]

 

There was universal agreement at the Football Club Chairman's Annual Awards when only one name was put forward in the

'Upper Class Prat of the Year' category .

[sun of spain]

 

 

 

Rupert reads his latest love letter,from Michael Wilde.

[Belgiansaint]

Lowe letter from myself to myself

[rocknrollman no2]

Lowe puts away the instructions hes received from Portsmouth FC,which state..

 

"Now agent Rednapps left,finish the job of running SFC into the ground!"

[SFC Forever]

Davis,Schneiderlin,Lallana and Surman going in January. Nice touch .

[Toomer]

It's Harrys pay off gents to take the North London Yobs down.

[SOTONS EAST SIDE]

And the No1 smug faced upperclass tosser's of the year cheque Sponsored by Rupert Lowe (with donations from SFC) is :Sundance beast & Scooby!

[Saint Billy]

I´m happy with that, only a 3-1 loss this week.

[SuperMikey]

 

The note reads:

 

Woopert,

 

I love you. I'll meet you outside Matalan in the centre of town and we can find a room at the Holiday Inn...?

 

Lots of love,

 

Scooby xxxxx