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My missus wanted sex just now, but the smell of fish was so bad that I passed it up.

 

Ergo, the fishy *****s get nothing.

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There is a film on 4 tonight at 12:00 staring Gregory Peck. The info says, a dipolats life is turned upside down when he finds his child is not what he seems...... Its the Omen..... Is that an Omen?

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Future Mrs D_P emptied the wastepaper bin in my office yesterday.

 

She replaced the white/green plastic bag from Park & Shop we normally use as a bin liner with a red one.

 

I have never seen a shop in Dubai that gives away Red Carrier bags.

 

In fact it is well known down here that the desert is littered with Blue plastic bag trees.

 

I will also (in an extremely RARE event) be taking the Red Metro line to the pub later to watch the game

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I must apologise, she is very good though!

 

More fool you!

 

I bought a signed Southampton football on eBay yesterday. I placed it in a drawer at home, which also had a blue jumper in it.

 

So... we'll draw today.

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Omens.. how about this

I moved house a few months back.

I finally got round to emptying the last box this morning, anything to take my mind off todays game, and wile away the time.

 

At the bottom of that box was a little wooden box full of FISH HOOKS

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Just watched the end credits of the Football League Show. Last clip was Lambert scoring and Saints fans going mad. Please let this be an omen, please.

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Skate was on the menu in the resturant i was in last night. A sure omen that they will be getting served up tomorrow.

 

It's also goodwill day in Portsmouth tomorrow. http://www.portsmouth.gov.uk/23190.html

 

Lets hope this applies to their defence. I'm convinced now. 3-0 Saints. FACT.

 

Skate on the menu for Saints today… and fish are being eaten in their millions by everyone in chip shops around the world…! That'll do for me, bring on the slaughter!

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