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My girlfriend came over last night and was wearing red knickers. I made her keep them on while I did the deed. Conclusion....Saints win 0-2. Come on you scummers.

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The Smiths were featured on Football Focus and Morrissey was holding a bunch of RED tulips in one of the clips. Definitely i sign. One of my favourite bands holding RED flowers. Gotta mean only one thing.

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The Conservatives have just moved ahead in the Polls. That is an Omen as Saints are a right wing Conservative club.

 

#Awaits innevitable reaction# :D

 

I had toast for breakfast. Has to be an omen. I'm not sure the accompanying Bacon held any significance though!

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I'm going for a curry tonight and if my bottom bleeds red in the morning I'll take that as an omen.

Either that or I've got piles.

 

Pinch one off on a blue throne, and use blue bog paper: that'll be poper omening that will.

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Omens mean jack!

 

We'll go out there and teach them how to play football!

 

Full stop.

 

:rolleyes:

 

If you don't have an omen don't post on the thread.

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The advert for "fish dating" was shown at the top of this thread when I viewed it before signing in. A sign that the skates are running scared and trying to take apeek at our board.

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Skate was on the menu in the resturant i was in last night. A sure omen that they will be getting served up tomorrow.

 

. I'm convinced now. 3-0 Saints. FACT.

 

I too saw Skate on a menu earlier in the week so that must be at least 2-0 to us.

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Gaby and the scarecrow were on final score and mistakenly said that West Ham would move above Saints in the table after their destruction of Real Barnsley (before backtracking after a report). This suggests that the skates are overconfident and will lose like Frank Bruno...

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I lost 7-1 on fifa 2 months ago to pompey, thats a sign that it's a fantasy if they think they'll win in real life, gotta be an omen?

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I was in the revolving cafe at John Lewis this afternoon and recognised the two chaps on the next table after I heard one of them say 'Saints to beat the scum 3-1' and the other chuckled 'dirty skate b*stards' in a cut glass RSC accent. It turned out to be David Warner and Richard Donner. Lovely blokes, geniune fans, and said they have both moved to Soton due recently to Westquay and the proximity to the New Forest.

 

If that's not an Omen I don't know what is...

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I dreamt the other night that we were 3 nil up, but I didnt get to see how it finished. So i got loads of corn ears and wrote a selection of numbers on each and swallowed them, I've just mashed up a turd and the first number to appear was 0 followed by 3. Nice one.

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Someone gave me some cans of Stella today for a job I did for them. They were the red and white christmas edition cans.

Oh and they gave me 8 of them

 

It could happen!

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Whilst defrosting the freezers and giving the utility room a spring clean I moved the dog bed out and found mouse droppings. I had seen a mouse about 2 months ago and put some poison down so thought they were old. I carried on cleaning and then spotted a mouse scuttle into the dogs toy collection. I fetched the coal shovel and closed the doors. Slowly I removed the toys until I found the mouse which I humanely destroyed by hitting it with the shovel.

 

Omen: Men against mice tomorrow.

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Just watched these 2 videos amongst many others and i have to say that i'm so ****in pumped for tomorrow. I don't give a **** about the bubble, i just want to feel like i did after this

 

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I was looking for Xmas presents and saw a Boxed Set of a certain series of Horror Movies .... certainly several Omens there.

 

'The Omen' featured Gregory Peck in the lead role

Gregory Peck played a Nazi in 'The Boys from Brazil'

Brazil is the homeland of Guly Do Prado

Guly to score tomorrow !

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Can't make the match but I will be wearing Red and white in a most prominent position as I'm playing Santa (for the LIONS) tomorrow outside Tesco's from 2 - 4 pm. Underneath my suit I shall have my saints shirt on and under my hat a Saints woolly. All in all Saints will win.

PS My nipper and VFTT will be keeping me updated by text.

COYR's.

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Can't make the match but I will be wearing Red and white in a most prominent position as I'm playing Santa (for the LIONS) tomorrow outside Tesco's from 2 - 4 pm. Underneath my suit I shall have my saints shirt on and under my hat a Saints woolly. All in all Saints will win.

PS My nipper and VFTT will be keeping me updated by text.

COYR's.

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I`ll be wearing my shirt from Dell days with `Manny Archers Block 5` on the back. also have my `I Hate Pompey` t-shirt for when the goals go marching in for the Red and White Machines.

 

Got bet on 3-2 25/1 and 2-2 14/1. I think the Pomp*y fans are expecting a win so its better for us as under dogs. The Saints fans are going to make one hell of a noise when Lambert scores....

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Just remembered. Whilst out looking for candlesticks I was sorting through some junk and pulled out a battered pair of antique ice skates.

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I won't be watching live (at a Santa Sunday event in Coventry!) but that is a good sign. I watched the two 4-1 defeats live on the box but was skiing when Crouchy scored the last minute winner in the Cup a few years' ago and also watched the 1-0 defeat on the box live. Clearly me watching the games live on the box is a bad thing.

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