trousers Posted 19 December, 2011 Share Posted 19 December, 2011 Drivers who wear driving gloves - bell ends, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 19 December, 2011 Share Posted 19 December, 2011 Some of the things you lot have mentioned could be explained quite easily, so you know why they happen. Some I agree with entirely... but then again if you let stuff get to you too much, you'll just end up a bitter and miserable sod, and then you would start appearing on this list yourself. People implying that I might be a grumpy git Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markyboy Posted 19 December, 2011 Share Posted 19 December, 2011 Drivers who don't indicate and those that do 60 in the slow and middle lane of a motorway. Supermarket trollies that are just in the way with the users totally oblivious to anyone else around them. Black cab drivers in London constantly cutting me up on my bike - and yes I do stop and red lights. Also pedestrians who are in the "staring at my phone" mode that step into the road right in front of me. Walking behind people on the railway platform who tend just to care about what's on their mobile than keeping up with the flow of people walking in the same direction as them - stand at the side of the platform to check your phone then move on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 19 December, 2011 Share Posted 19 December, 2011 Drivers that don't cancel their 'turning right' indicator when taking the next exit off a roundabout. Indicate right until just after the penultimate exit and then indicate left before the exit. FFS (it's mainly women that do this BTW. Fact) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 19 December, 2011 Share Posted 19 December, 2011 Cyclists. FFS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Who? Posted 19 December, 2011 Share Posted 19 December, 2011 Adrian Heath!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minty Posted 19 December, 2011 Share Posted 19 December, 2011 Adrian Heath!!!!! Finally, one we can all agree on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 19 December, 2011 Share Posted 19 December, 2011 Drivers that don't cancel their 'turning right' indicator when taking the next exit off a roundabout. Indicate right until just after the penultimate exit and then indicate left before the exit. FFS (it's mainly women that do this BTW. Fact) Crapola Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 19 December, 2011 Share Posted 19 December, 2011 Crapola To be fair, it's not ALL women drivers - some are too busy checking their lipstick in the rear view mirror to bother indicating at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 19 December, 2011 Share Posted 19 December, 2011 To be fair, it's not ALL women drivers - some are too busy checking their lipstick in the rear view mirror to bother indicating at all. ^^^^ Smack Artic drivers using their mobile phones whilst negotiating roundabouts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keithd Posted 19 December, 2011 Share Posted 19 December, 2011 When people are learning to drive nowadays are they no longer taught to inicate when they go round hazards or are about to go round a hazard, like cars parked on the road for example? No fecker seems to do it anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 19 December, 2011 Share Posted 19 December, 2011 ^^^^ Smack Artic drivers using their mobile phones whilst negotiating roundabouts. My Father in Law used to steer his HGV with his knees whilst rolling his cigarettes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 19 December, 2011 Author Share Posted 19 December, 2011 My Father in Law used to steer his HGV with his knees whilst rolling his cigarettes. That's not difficult. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 19 December, 2011 Share Posted 19 December, 2011 Crapola Source? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 19 December, 2011 Share Posted 19 December, 2011 People that pull up on the side of the road leaving their left indicator on after stopping. Indicate left then as you approach the stopping point switch on hazzard lights. FFS. (BTW, it's mainly women that do this) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 19 December, 2011 Share Posted 19 December, 2011 People that approach a roundabout and more or less grind to a halt regardless of whether there is any traffic already on the roundabout. Look ahead and anticipate the traffic flow. FFS (BTW, it's mainly women that do this) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 19 December, 2011 Share Posted 19 December, 2011 People that enter a car park and don't pull up close enough to the ticket machine (due to lack of spatial awareness) and end up having to get out of their car to push the button for a ticket. FFS (BTW, it's mainly women that do this) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 19 December, 2011 Author Share Posted 19 December, 2011 People who voted Labour and now have the audacity to complain about the effects of their actions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 19 December, 2011 Share Posted 19 December, 2011 Indicate left then as you approach the stopping point switch on hazzard lights. Surely you can only do this if your car looks like this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 19 December, 2011 Share Posted 19 December, 2011 People who voted Labour and now have the audacity to complain about the effects of their actions. People who switched from voting Labour, leading to the current muddle, who similarly complain about the effects of their actions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LA77 Posted 19 December, 2011 Share Posted 19 December, 2011 People that talk in that annoying upward tone, like they do in Neighbours. People that say "like" all the time. "I was like sooooo annoyed at having to go to Fratton on the bubble" *****s. People (mainly birds but some stupid fag men say it) that say "yay" like the idiots do on facebook. people that go to football in fancy dress facebook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorpe-le-Saint Posted 19 December, 2011 Share Posted 19 December, 2011 Fancy dress in any situation - stop being a **** The One Show - watched by moronic ****s The Sun - read by moronic ****s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 19 December, 2011 Share Posted 19 December, 2011 The one show really annoys me too. Also that show on last night with vernan Kay. What the f*ck was that about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 19 December, 2011 Share Posted 19 December, 2011 To be fair, it's not ALL women drivers - some are too busy checking their lipstick in the rear view mirror to bother indicating at all. And drying their nail varnish. (It's mainly women who do this, BTW) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 19 December, 2011 Share Posted 19 December, 2011 Chiropractors who don't fix back pain Chiropractors who tell you to cancel your Xmas golf outing Chiropractors who then charge you £35 Chiropractors who also tell you to make two further appointments before Xmas day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpsaint Posted 20 December, 2011 Share Posted 20 December, 2011 When you sell something on eBay, and you can see another user bidding on it right up until it ends, then instead of paying straight away like when you buy something from any other website they message you to say "I don't get paid till Friday can I pay you then?" . Cheeky bunch of bastards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_bert Posted 20 December, 2011 Share Posted 20 December, 2011 People standing on bridges waving at a convoy of buses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clapham Saint Posted 20 December, 2011 Share Posted 20 December, 2011 Grown adults who use the word "peeps". Grown adults who talk/post on facebook that they have "5 more sleeps until holiday" or similar. You are not 5 years old FSS!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dronskisaint Posted 20 December, 2011 Share Posted 20 December, 2011 Off button - Cameron's over-privileged, smug for no reason other he's been born with a silver ladle stuck up his a*se simpering face. 'Arry ****flap's face, no reasons necessary here, that vomit-inducing, festering c unt Westwood's image..anywhere. Road - Tw ats that don't dip their headlights either coming up behind you, or coming towards you, or just because they think that you're on the opposite carriageway plus agree with all the other motoring ones. People who chat to their pals, old folk, perfect strangers while I'm waiting to be served in a shop...I don't want to be shopping, I'm here to pay your f*cking wages and get out so f*cking get on with it. Dogs, cats, smokers...dirty vermin :-) People who blame Labour for the Tory-financing, overpaid bankers' world financial crisis. Sorry Dune...you get pluses and minuses in these listings and you've earnt the minuses! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 20 December, 2011 Share Posted 20 December, 2011 People standing in the middle of a pavement (a.k.a. throroughfare) whilst waiting for a bus. Don't give me a reason to clatter into you as hard as I can. FFS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 20 December, 2011 Share Posted 20 December, 2011 Chiropractors whohave appeared to make the back problems worse People taking the p... because I am walking like I have shat myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Mikey Posted 20 December, 2011 Share Posted 20 December, 2011 People stopping me in the High St trying to get me to donate to Charity. I'm busy, yer c*nts. Beggars hanging outside Tesco Express and asking me for money everytime I go in there. I try not finance other people's drug/alcohol problems, yer c*nts. All manner of c*nts that put things through my door, or have the gall to knock on my door and ask me for money for charity. Yer cheeky c*nts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Red Posted 20 December, 2011 Share Posted 20 December, 2011 When people are learning to drive nowadays are they no longer taught to inicate when they go round hazards or are about to go round a hazard, like cars parked on the road for example? No fecker seems to do it anymore. Was taught by my instructor (8ish years ago) that if the hazard is far enough ahead and there are no problems with oncoming traffic that no, you don't have to indicate to pass around it. Also, you don't need to indicate for filter lanes although most seem to. My instructor was a mug though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 20 December, 2011 Share Posted 20 December, 2011 Telemarketers. Yes, they are just doing their jobs but no, I don't want your products on principle now... if I want something I will come to you, keep bugging me and I will blacklist you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LA77 Posted 20 December, 2011 Share Posted 20 December, 2011 The jock on the co-op advert that says "good with food". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 20 December, 2011 Share Posted 20 December, 2011 The jock on the co-op advert that says "good with food". No, he says "Gud with Fud." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aintforever Posted 20 December, 2011 Share Posted 20 December, 2011 People that approach a roundabout and more or less grind to a halt regardless of whether there is any traffic already on the roundabout. Look ahead and anticipate the traffic flow. FFS (BTW, it's mainly women that do this) It is amazing how many people don't know how to use roundabouts. Agree, mainly women. It is funny though when you pull up to a mini roundabout and there is two of the thick f*ckers sat there staring at each other not know who to go first and you just drive on through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LA77 Posted 20 December, 2011 Share Posted 20 December, 2011 No, he says "Gud with Fud." indeed he does. Fecking annoying. Only a jock can make that rhyme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sour Mash Posted 20 December, 2011 Share Posted 20 December, 2011 People that talk in that annoying upward tone, like they do in Neighbours. People that say "like" all the time. "I was like sooooo annoyed at having to go to Fratton on the bubble" *****s. People (mainly birds but some stupid fag men say it) that say "yay" like the idiots do on facebook. people that go to football in fancy dress facebook Agree with all of these. I would do a list, but there are too many to mention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LA77 Posted 20 December, 2011 Share Posted 20 December, 2011 Agree with all of these. I would do a list, but there are too many to mention. I'd like to add "nom nom nom nom". What utter mongness. Usually updates from fat c**nts. And it's not a shock that they're eating Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 20 December, 2011 Share Posted 20 December, 2011 Agree with all of these. I would do a list, but there are too many to mention. Here's another for such a list. People who answer a question by starting their answer "So ......." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 20 December, 2011 Author Share Posted 20 December, 2011 The jock on the co-op advert that says "good with food". Definitely this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LA77 Posted 20 December, 2011 Share Posted 20 December, 2011 Football fans that refer to players by their nickname, as if they personally know them. "come on Lambo" or "we really miss chappy" etc. Idiots! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Appy Posted 20 December, 2011 Share Posted 20 December, 2011 Tcwtb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 21 December, 2011 Share Posted 21 December, 2011 Scotthalls. I defy anyone to name a bigger bunch of a4seholes in an SO postcode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minty Posted 22 December, 2011 Share Posted 22 December, 2011 Anyone listen to Jack FM? There's an advert on there for some furniture place with what I assume is supposed to be an impression of Michael McIntyre. Now to some people, the original is annoying, but this advert is f*cking awful, not even close to his voice, and you can't even hear what he's advertising. At least annoying adverts that stick in your head have kinda done their job (POSH windows anyone?) but this is shocking. Anyone else heard it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjsaint Posted 22 December, 2011 Share Posted 22 December, 2011 Dave Lamb. The voice from Come Dine With Me. The programme is bad enough without his input. I want him dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minty Posted 22 December, 2011 Share Posted 22 December, 2011 Dave Lamb. The voice from Come Dine With Me. The programme is bad enough without his input. I want him dead. Whereas I actually think he makes the programme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 23 December, 2011 Share Posted 23 December, 2011 Anyone listen to Jack FM? There's an advert on there for some furniture place with what I assume is supposed to be an impression of Michael McIntyre. Now to some people, the original is annoying, but this advert is f*cking awful, not even close to his voice, and you can't even hear what he's advertising. At least annoying adverts that stick in your head have kinda done their job (POSH windows anyone?) but this is shocking. Anyone else heard it? God yes. It's so bad I have to switch channels. Mind you, the 'Voice of Jack' gets right up my nose as well. Paul (Blakes 7) Darrow. Hang your head in shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 23 December, 2011 Share Posted 23 December, 2011 Crapola Bloody awful breakfast cereal, in my opinion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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