dune Posted 17 December, 2011 Posted 17 December, 2011 Sat watching "Breakfast" and they go over to "click"....... arghhhhhh. I'm not ****ing interested in hearing about apps and androids and tabs. FFS.
Somewhere In Northam Posted 17 December, 2011 Posted 17 December, 2011 change the channel and stop b*tching, a lot more people are interested in hearing about apps and androids and tabs than you, its the run up to christmas, stop being a bore aside from that... people who like portsmouth f.c **** me off
dune Posted 17 December, 2011 Author Posted 17 December, 2011 I did switch over and the little deaf man was doing sign language and pulling spaggy faces and that ****ed me off even more.
ericofarabia Posted 17 December, 2011 Posted 17 December, 2011 People who miss out words on The Thread Title.
pedg Posted 17 December, 2011 Posted 17 December, 2011 Well I am off to eat, drink and be merry with my local Labour MEP later today. Does not p*ss me off but it might others!
Spudders Posted 17 December, 2011 Posted 17 December, 2011 I'm f'd off I missed click on the news this morning. Thankfully I can have a look at it online. God bless the interweb.
Whitey Grandad Posted 17 December, 2011 Posted 17 December, 2011 (edited) Turn the tele off and put the radio on. I can't stand tv in the mornings. Edited 17 December, 2011 by Whitey Grandad stupid ipad auto-correct.
skintsaint Posted 17 December, 2011 Posted 17 December, 2011 People who push and rush to get into the queue to get on a plane. its allocated seats so you wont miss out and the plane wont be taking off any quicker you ****s
Mr_Red Posted 17 December, 2011 Posted 17 December, 2011 A slow start to the thread... But I'm willing to have a go at motorists - Anyone care to add to the list? There are many more I'm sure... 1. People who don't use the left lane on the motorway. 2. People who can't judge the width of their car, wait for you to drive through a 'narrow' area and then expect a thank you. 3. People who rag it on the motorway/dual carriageway and then more or less stop on country roads (happens a lot in Devon). 4. People who drive down the middle of country lanes and prevent (what would be) safe overtaking. 5. People who can't anticipate other road users, particularly when overtaking on the motorway. 6. HGV drivers who decide to overtake on a hill. 7. People who can't park. 8. People who tailgate when you're in a queue of cars. 9. People who give way to you when they shouldn't, even though there is a clear road behind their car (perhaps being a little bit fussy with this one, I accept) Feel free to critique me, but I've not had an accident yet and have been driving for years, nor have I caused any. I'm a pretty safe driver who doesn't break the speed limit more than the average either.
Colinjb Posted 17 December, 2011 Posted 17 December, 2011 When I am down the local in my replica shirt (Yes, yes, I know... but that's not what this is about...) only for randoms to come up and say something along the lines of: "Ha'way mate! Sh*te result for you boys today!!!!" "Excuse me?" "Sunderland fan, right?"
bridge too far Posted 17 December, 2011 Posted 17 December, 2011 A slow start to the thread... But I'm willing to have a go at motorists - Anyone care to add to the list? There are many more I'm sure... 1. People who don't use the left lane on the motorway. 2. People who can't judge the width of their car, wait for you to drive through a 'narrow' area and then expect a thank you. 3. People who rag it on the motorway/dual carriageway and then more or less stop on country roads (happens a lot in Devon). 4. People who drive down the middle of country lanes and prevent (what would be) safe overtaking. 5. People who can't anticipate other road users, particularly when overtaking on the motorway. 6. HGV drivers who decide to overtake on a hill. 7. People who can't park. 8. People who tailgate when you're in a queue of cars. 9. People who give way to you when they shouldn't, even though there is a clear road behind their car (perhaps being a little bit fussy with this one, I accept) Feel free to critique me, but I've not had an accident yet and have been driving for years, nor have I caused any. I'm a pretty safe driver who doesn't break the speed limit more than the average either. All of these plus people who drive with fogs on when it's not foggy. I, too, have never had an accident or caused one - go me
LA77 Posted 17 December, 2011 Posted 17 December, 2011 *****s that keep tapping their brakes as they are crawling along in the middle lane with feck all in front of them *****s at woodmill that are the 4th or 5th car that jam it up. 3 cars at a time and it runs smoothly FFS *****s that don't indicate left, as you're waiting to go straight on up Bullar Road, by the station pub
Jillyanne Posted 17 December, 2011 Posted 17 December, 2011 Coming up/down a slip road and no fecker moves over!!!!!
Jillyanne Posted 17 December, 2011 Posted 17 December, 2011 Now I think of it, loads: Knives not being put back in the knife block in the correct order Milk bottles being used up and not being washed through and put out for the milkman The milkman delivering me a 2 pint plastic thing of milk because 'unexpected lack of stock' didn't realise cows were part of the 'public sector' National Lampoons not being shown this xmas Plenty more!!!
Frank's cousin Posted 17 December, 2011 Posted 17 December, 2011 People being whinging moaning bastards about things that have feck all relevence ...Lifes too short FFS :-)
Thedelldays Posted 17 December, 2011 Posted 17 December, 2011 I did switch over and the little deaf man was doing sign language and pulling spaggy faces and that ****ed me off even more. I once watched music vids on ITV about 4am at work and the sign language woman was doing her thing whilst dancing and pulling faces with the music was quite funny
dune Posted 17 December, 2011 Author Posted 17 December, 2011 I called in at a rip-off antiques shop to see if they'd got any nice candle sticks (which they hadn't) so the bloke then started telling me where I should go. Despite me saying I was local so knew where his suggestions were he carried on talking. Basically talking sh/t. I couldn't be rude and tell him to shut the f/ck up and let me go. Franks Cousin's post have the same effect on me.
Frank's cousin Posted 17 December, 2011 Posted 17 December, 2011 I called in at a rip-off antiques shop to see if they'd got any nice candle sticks (which they hadn't) so the bloke then started telling me where I should go. Despite me saying I was local so knew where his suggestions were he carried on talking. Basically talking sh/t. I couldn't be rude and tell him to shut the f/ck up and let me go. Franks Cousin's post have the same effect on me. We wall know where you should go - yours posts dont irritate me, they provide good value comedy entertainment - for anyone suffering maybe from a lack of self esteem, they just need to read one of your 'comedy putdowns' , see what an utter complete cock you are and they will feel much better about themselves - seriously your lack of self awareness has such great comedy value ;-)
CHAPEL END CHARLIE Posted 17 December, 2011 Posted 17 December, 2011 A TV programme that assumes I have any interest in the following: Dancing of any kind. So called Celebrity's I've either never heard of, or have forgotten entirely Celebrity's I have heard of, but relocated to a jungle for some obscure reason The opinions of Jamie Oliver The appearance of Jamie Oliver The existence of Jamie Oliver That is all.
dune Posted 17 December, 2011 Author Posted 17 December, 2011 We wall know where you should go - yours posts dont irritate me' date=' they provide good value comedy entertainment - for anyone suffering maybe from a lack of self esteem, they just need to read one of your 'comedy putdowns' , see what an utter complete cock you are and they will feel much better about themselves - seriously your lack of self awareness has such great comedy value ;-)[/quote']
Jonnyboy Posted 17 December, 2011 Posted 17 December, 2011 *****s at woodmill that are the 4th or 5th car that jam it up. 3 cars at a time and it runs smoothly FFS This. *****s that don't indicate left, as you're waiting to go straight on up Bullar Road, by the station pub Not so much this, you can normally tell which way they are going.
Frank's cousin Posted 17 December, 2011 Posted 17 December, 2011 Tried sweetie? well is probably passed your bedtime
aintforever Posted 17 December, 2011 Posted 17 December, 2011 People who take ages at cash points really f*ck me off. You just stick your card in, type a 4 digit number, press a button, get your cash and f*ck off. It's not hard.
dune Posted 17 December, 2011 Author Posted 17 December, 2011 I expect that I annoy people at supermarket checkouts. I always arrange my purchases so that the heaviest items are first of the the belt and stuff like bread is last. However they always fire the items past the scanner (far too quickly) and this jumbles things up and i'm not a quick packer anyway. I don't give a f/ck and just plod along with my organised packing anyway whilst the till operator twiddles her thumb and everyone else in the queue looks annoyed.
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 17 December, 2011 Posted 17 December, 2011 People using the self-scan aisles at supermarkets. If you can't work it out then bugger off to a till with a human being with an IQ greater than 50.
trousers Posted 17 December, 2011 Posted 17 December, 2011 Idiots that walk out of shops onto the pavement without looking thus expecting the flow of pedestrians to swerve out of their way. I simply clatter into them as hard as I can.
trousers Posted 17 December, 2011 Posted 17 December, 2011 People who come and sit in the seat opposite you when the rest of the carriage is virtually empty.
Thedelldays Posted 17 December, 2011 Posted 17 December, 2011 when you are in a hurry in the supermarket and you are stuck behind the world slowest person who is pushing their trolley and what makes it worse is if they stop in the middle of the isle.. I feel the rage and the urge to punch them in the bak of the head
trousers Posted 17 December, 2011 Posted 17 December, 2011 Call centre staff who profess they "only work here" and can't speak on behalf of the company they work for. Customer service my arse.
trousers Posted 17 December, 2011 Posted 17 December, 2011 Computer generated cold calls...pick up the phone...silence for 20 seconds...then some knob at the other end gets miffed when I then take 20 seconds to answer their first question.
trousers Posted 17 December, 2011 Posted 17 December, 2011 People joining motorways that don't realise that they don't have right of way if the inside lane can't move out safely to let them in. You have to give way to the traffic on the motorway not the other way around FFS.
trousers Posted 17 December, 2011 Posted 17 December, 2011 Being asked by the guard on the train to check my ticket 5 minutes after I've just put it through a machine to gain access to said train in the first place. You don't need to check it again FFS.
rocknrollman no2 Posted 18 December, 2011 Posted 18 December, 2011 Spiders. Having to get something from a shed(where spiders live). Cleaning baths when spiders are there. Spiders.
sebastian firefly Posted 18 December, 2011 Posted 18 December, 2011 without the tablets everything from the moment my eyes open in the morning.... until they close again at night
sebastian firefly Posted 18 December, 2011 Posted 18 December, 2011 I expect that I annoy people at supermarket checkouts. I always arrange my purchases so that the heaviest items are first of the the belt and stuff like bread is last. However they always fire the items past the scanner (far too quickly) and this jumbles things up and i'm not a quick packer anyway. I don't give a f/ck and just plod along with my organised packing anyway whilst the till operator twiddles her thumb and everyone else in the queue looks annoyed. im beggining to like you
dune Posted 18 December, 2011 Author Posted 18 December, 2011 Women drivers and worse still men that drive like women.
keithd Posted 19 December, 2011 Posted 19 December, 2011 People that wear shorts when it's snowing. People that pull out in front of you. Dont have a problem with that as itself, its when they then proceed along the road at 10mph. Pull out in front of me, fine. But put ya feckin foot down!
Minty Posted 19 December, 2011 Posted 19 December, 2011 Some of the things you lot have mentioned could be explained quite easily, so you know why they happen. Some I agree with entirely... but then again if you let stuff get to you too much, you'll just end up a bitter and miserable sod, and then you would start appearing on this list yourself.
CB Saint Posted 19 December, 2011 Posted 19 December, 2011 Drivers who wear hats. Drivers who wear driving gloves - bell ends,
CB Saint Posted 19 December, 2011 Posted 19 December, 2011 Wives givingyou a christmas card really early, knowing full well that you are not organised enough to have bought her one yet and then getting huffy that you cannot magic one out of thin air.
CB Saint Posted 19 December, 2011 Posted 19 December, 2011 (edited) Santa Claus nicking my table at Kutis on Friday so I got shoved up with the parties upstairs - B4stard He had a really cute elf with him - dirty git Edited 19 December, 2011 by CB Saint
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