Trick or Treat pranks

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Anyone guilty of carrying out any messy one's when they were younger?

[scott_saints]

We used to aim fireworks through the letter boxes of old people's homes.

 

That'll learn 'em.

[saint_stevo]

we used to aim fireworks through the letter boxes of old people's homes.

 

that'll learn 'em.

 

 

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[scott_saints]

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Yep.

 

HTH

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

That'll learn 'em.

 

Teach them, not learn them.

 

When did you become a Northern Monkeh?

[saint_stevo]

Teach them, not learn them.

 

When did you become a Northern Monkeh?

 

i am glad you explained my nooooooooooooooo

[scott_saints]

I don't say it because it is grammatically correct. I say it because it sounds better.

 

That'll learn ya.

[saint_stevo]

I rim the milk from the doorstep with my choccy starfishkle

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

If they didnt answer we normally smashed their lounge window. Also took paint stripper out for the cars.

 

Two part question:

 

1) Is this just for effect Shane or did you really do this?

 

and

 

2) What were you hoping they would give you? I personally favoured money or propper big chocolate bars (not the mini ones, Im talking something like a toffee crisp). Did you give them a 'trick' if you deemed the treat to be lame (like someone giving you a manky apple?)

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

I rim the milk from the doorstep with my choccy starfishkle

 

Talking in present tense there Stevo? You still Trick or Treat??

[scott_saints]

Ahhh, paintstripper on cars.

 

The good ol' days

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Nah we didnt do this for Trick or Treat but we did do this most fridays nights just for fun.

 

On random cars of did you know the people you did it to?

[scott_saints]

Paint grenades (found at paintballing places) were also good to p1ss off people.

[saint_stevo]

Talking in present tense there Stevo? You still Trick or Treat??

 

yes why not. i like sweets and i dont like to pay for em.

 

Score

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

yes why not. i like sweets and i dont like to pay for em.

 

Score

 

Fair point.

 

What fancy dress do you go in?

[scott_saints]

Why the f**k do we "celebrate" the American b0ll0x anyway??

 

I didn't mind it back in my young juvenile days as it was an excuse to meet mates and terrorise for a night, but it all seems a tad pointless this halloween malarky!

[saint_stevo]

Fair point.

 

What fancy dress do you go in?

 

I dress up as scott_saints.

[scott_saints]

I dress up as scott_saints.

You seem to be missing the point of halloween. By "fancy dress" they don't actually mean you have to dress all fancy!!

[saint_stevo]

You seem to be missing the point of halloween. By "fancy dress" they don't actually mean you have to dress all fancy!!

 

i was just going to wear some tan timberland boots and push a trolley

[scott_saints]

i was just going to wear some tan timberland boots and push a trolley

I may wear a shirt and push a trolley with computers in, with my uber geeky work mate of course

[badgerx16]

When the idiots come round I stand at the front door, holding our biggest dog by the collar, with her bouncing up and down and barking her head off, then offer them my own 'trick or treat'; the treat being I'll give them a headstart back to the front gate, the trick being I'm probably lying

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

holding our biggest dog by the collar

 

:smt042

 

Very effective if you have a Rottweiler and Doberman for example, however not so if you have a Chihuahua (sp) and a Jack Russell