If you could cross 2 animals together...

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

What would they be?

 

I was asked this question last night after I had a few smokes.

 

I chose, a monkey with a swan. You would have the big powerful wings of a swan, on the back of a small chimpanzee.

 

A flying monkey would be awesome

 

 

Any other suggestions? Feel free to mock up something on paint/photoshop

[hamster]

 

I chose, a monkey with a swan.

A flying monkey would be awesome

 

That would not be a flying monkey, sorry to inform you, it would be a mon key with a pair of useless wings. Unless you trained him/her as a desk fan.

 

I will think of a better suggestion later, I am shampooing carpets next.

 

Note: If God had intended minkeys to fly, he would have given them wings, ****ing big ones too.

Edited 30 October, 2008 by hamster

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

meh

 

Is that a monkey elephant?

 

You dont have to write on the thread if you dont want to Shane?

 

That would not be a flying monkey, sorry to inform you, it would be a mon key witha paur of useless wings. Unless you trained him/her as a desk fan.

 

I will think of a better suggestion later, I am shampooing carpets next.

 

The wongs would be powerful enough to make it fly, thus being a flying monkey.

 

I look forward to your paint/photoshop suggestion Hamster

[scott_saints]

I'd like to be a girraffe/jellyfish

[Hatch]

Monkeys can already fly.

 

I watch a documentary once called' Wizard of Oz' or something.

 

Edited 30 October, 2008 by Hatch

[hamster]

Monkeys can already fly.

 

I watch a documentary once called' Wizard of Oz' or something.

 

Drugs = bad

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

I'd like to be a girraffe/jellyfish

 

You have to explain what part would be the giraffe and which would be the jellyfish though or better still, a picture would be good

[hamster]

I can't paintshop thankfully, as I would concoct an imaginanimal (move over peter andre) to scare the **** out of ya.

 

Just had thought, if your Swon died would it grow another pair of 'angel' wongs?

[Durleyfos]

That would not be a flying monkey, sorry to inform you, it would be a mon key with a pair of useless wings. Unless you trained him/her as a desk fan.

 

I will think of a better suggestion later, I am shampooing carpets next.

 

Note: If God had intended minkeys to fly, he would have given them wings, ****ing big ones too.

 

Wouldn't it be called a swonkey?

[hamster]

I could do a 'pen' drawing of a swan maybe LOL

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Just had thought, if your Swon died would it grow another pair of 'angel' wongs?

 

Nope as the Swanmonkeh is evil and consequently would just to to hell so no angel wings.

 

 

See, a devil Swanmonkeh

[Pancake]

Note: If God had intended minkeys to fly, he would have given them wings,

 

I want a flying minkey...

 

pair of 'angel' wongs?

 

Cant. stop. laughing.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

pair of 'angel' wongs?

 

[Saint_Pedro]

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Snobster

[OLYMPIC]

An Elephant and Tiger, it would have elephant size and tiger head and colouring.

[Weston Super Saint]

That would not be a flying monkey, sorry to inform you, it would be a mon key with a pair of useless wings. Unless you trained him/her as a desk fan.

 

I will think of a better suggestion later, I am shampooing carpets next.

 

Note: If God had intended minkeys to fly, he would have given them wings, ****ing big ones too.

 

WTF is a minkey?

[Pancake]

WTF is a minkey?

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minkey_(Mini_Hockey)

 

Although my ex used to call here pussy a minkey...

[Weston Super Saint]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minkey_(Mini_Hockey)

 

Although my ex used to call here pussy a minkey...

 

Rule 1?

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Stinky Minkey?

[thesaint sfc]

A parrott with a tortoise.

[jawillwill]

I would cross Im No Sinner with Master Bates. I can just imagine it now. They would create some kind of super fun with numbers thread.

 

As requested, here's how I imagine 'it' would look.

 

For the record, I would pick 4. In that order lol.

[hamster]

Nope as the Swanmonkeh is evil and consequently would just to to hell so no angel wings.

 

 

See, a devil Swanmonkeh

Woahoa! You would never obtain a leesence for zat minkey, not never.

[hamster]

.... as the Swanmonkeh is evil and consequently would just go to hell so no angel wings.

 

This reply warrants further discussion I think.

 

If he/she is evil as you say, then would his 'hell' in fact be a monkeys' heaven? Does that make sense? If sent to hell, he would be in what he/she would consider heaven.

 

Hence, the concept of hell would manifest itself as angel wings. Let us all laugh at the angel swanminkey, he is no longer scary Hah hahahahaha.

 

There was a 'Tales Of The Unexpected' or 'Hammer Horror' program that covered this many years ago, I watrched it when studying philosophy.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

This reply warrants further discussion I think.

 

If he/she is evil as you say, then would his 'hell' in fact be a monkeys' heaven? Does that make sense? If sent to hell, he would be in what he/she would consider heaven.

 

Hence, the concept of hell would manifest itself as angel wings. Let us all laugh at the angel swanminkey, he is no longer scary Hah hahahahaha.

 

There was a 'Tales Of The Unexpected' or 'Hammer Horror' program that covered this many years ago, I watrched it when studying philosophy.

 

Thats way too deep for Swanmonkeh

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

I would cross Im No Sinner with Master Bates. I can just imagine it now. They would create some kind of super fun with numbers thread.

 

As requested, here's how I imagine 'it' would look.

 

For the record, I would pick 4. In that order lol.

 

Not too far off, we would be slightly more 'seedy' looking though.

 

If your gonna do a picture of paint though jawillywilly, atleast chop the god awful big white border bits off FFS!

[hamster]

 

 

Any other suggestions? Feel free to mock up something on paint/photoshop

 

I am not sure whether to ask this, but my wife has just seen swanminkey and is impressed. She wants me to ask a (serious) question.

 

How easy is it to make those pictures where you make your kids look like flower fairies? I think she is wanting to embarass our grandkids when they are older.

[Colinjb]

Rabbit and Horse.

 

I want an Esquilax

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

I am not sure whether to ask this, but my wife has just seen swanminkey and is impressed. She wants me to ask a (serious) question.

 

How easy is it to make those pictures where you make your kids look like flower fairies? I think she is wanting to embarass our grandkids when they are older.

 

Very easy.

 

I am not familiar with Photoshop, so my work is on Paint.

 

When you say Flower fairies, what do you mean though?

 

You could get a picture of a flower fairy and just put your kids faces over them? That what you mean?

[Weston Super Saint]

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Hmm, to do it on a cartoon would be very difficult as the faces of the pictures will be real and wouldnt blend in with the cartoon

[hamster]

This sort of thing apparently

 

http://www.fairy-prints.co.uk/x_mulberry.htm

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

This is the best your going to get really, as I mentioned above, its difficult to get a cartoon mixed with a real picture to look very good.

 

However...

 

 

Here is one Mr Lowe as a Fairy

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Alternatively, check out these...

 

Muglets, very fun to take pics of mates, work colleagues etc and put their face on one of these!

 

http://b.muglets.com/VPC5-B

 

I have done a halloween themed Lowe one

[hamster]

This is the best your going to get really, as I mentioned above, its difficult to get a cartoon mixed with a real picture to look very good.

 

However...

 

 

Here is one Mr Lowe as a Fairy

I have a program called GIMP, what tool do i use and what if the picture is too big?

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

I have a program called GIMP, what tool do i use and what if the picture is too big?

 

I havent got a clue what GIMP is? Aside from some fella dressed up in tight leather costume!

 

So dont know. Resizing the picture in Paint is easy. You just select the picture and drag it smaller or bigger

[jawillwill]

Not too far off, we would be slightly more 'seedy' looking though.

 

If your gonna do a picture of paint though jawillywilly, atleast chop the god awful big white border bits off FFS!

 

It wasn't a picture of paint. It was a picture of you and MB. :confused:

[Master Bates]

 

 

Edited 31 October, 2008 by Master Bates

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

I like the hippocrab

[Colinjb]

I like the hippocrab

 

Or is it a Crabopotomus?

[Durleyfos]

Blackbird and a racoon.

 

I'd cal it a rabird.

[saint boggy]

on the website i got this from they called this a cark, however i think a better name for it would be a Shat!!

 

a Dolphant perhaps???

 

 

a Frocodile

 

 

a Killer Pengwhale

 

 

an Alligarrot

 

 

can't think of a name for this one, but it is well cute!!!

 

 

again, can't think of a clever name, so feel free to make some up

 

[Ponty]

I'd cross a frog and a duck and have a drog, or similar.

[saint boggy]

I'd cross a frog and a duck and have a drog, or similar.

 

or perhaps a frock......

[Arizona]

A crocodile and an alligator. Crazy sh*t.

[SNSUN]

I would cross a bull with a fox.

 

I'd call it a bullox.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Sh!tzu and a Parrot, it would be Sh!tot

[SNSUN]

a fox and a duck. I'd call it a f... You can work it out.

[Jillyanne]

Been done...... Liger.

 

 

[saint boggy]

this is absolutely beautiful , IMO.....