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I chose, a monkey with a swan.

A flying monkey would be awesome

 

That would not be a flying monkey, sorry to inform you, it would be a mon key with a pair of useless wings. Unless you trained him/her as a desk fan.

 

I will think of a better suggestion later, I am shampooing carpets next.

 

Note: If God had intended minkeys to fly, he would have given them wings, ****ing big ones too.

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meh

 

Is that a monkey elephant?

 

You dont have to write on the thread if you dont want to Shane?

 

That would not be a flying monkey, sorry to inform you, it would be a mon key witha paur of useless wings. Unless you trained him/her as a desk fan.

 

I will think of a better suggestion later, I am shampooing carpets next.

 

The wongs would be powerful enough to make it fly, thus being a flying monkey.

 

I look forward to your paint/photoshop suggestion Hamster

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That would not be a flying monkey, sorry to inform you, it would be a mon key with a pair of useless wings. Unless you trained him/her as a desk fan.

 

I will think of a better suggestion later, I am shampooing carpets next.

 

Note: If God had intended minkeys to fly, he would have given them wings, ****ing big ones too.

 

Wouldn't it be called a swonkey?

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That would not be a flying monkey, sorry to inform you, it would be a mon key with a pair of useless wings. Unless you trained him/her as a desk fan.

 

I will think of a better suggestion later, I am shampooing carpets next.

 

Note: If God had intended minkeys to fly, he would have given them wings, ****ing big ones too.

 

WTF is a minkey?

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.... as the Swanmonkeh is evil and consequently would just go to hell so no angel wings.

 

This reply warrants further discussion I think.

 

If he/she is evil as you say, then would his 'hell' in fact be a monkeys' heaven? Does that make sense? If sent to hell, he would be in what he/she would consider heaven.

 

Hence, the concept of hell would manifest itself as angel wings. Let us all laugh at the angel swanminkey, he is no longer scary Hah hahahahaha.

 

There was a 'Tales Of The Unexpected' or 'Hammer Horror' program that covered this many years ago, I watrched it when studying philosophy.

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This reply warrants further discussion I think.

 

If he/she is evil as you say, then would his 'hell' in fact be a monkeys' heaven? Does that make sense? If sent to hell, he would be in what he/she would consider heaven.

 

Hence, the concept of hell would manifest itself as angel wings. Let us all laugh at the angel swanminkey, he is no longer scary Hah hahahahaha.

 

There was a 'Tales Of The Unexpected' or 'Hammer Horror' program that covered this many years ago, I watrched it when studying philosophy.

 

Thats way too deep for Swanmonkeh

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I would cross Im No Sinner with Master Bates. I can just imagine it now. They would create some kind of super fun with numbers thread.

 

As requested, here's how I imagine 'it' would look.

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For the record, I would pick 4. In that order lol.

 

Not too far off, we would be slightly more 'seedy' looking though.

 

If your gonna do a picture of paint though jawillywilly, atleast chop the god awful big white border bits off FFS!

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Any other suggestions? Feel free to mock up something on paint/photoshop

 

I am not sure whether to ask this, but my wife has just seen swanminkey and is impressed. She wants me to ask a (serious) question.

 

How easy is it to make those pictures where you make your kids look like flower fairies? I think she is wanting to embarass our grandkids when they are older.

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I am not sure whether to ask this, but my wife has just seen swanminkey and is impressed. She wants me to ask a (serious) question.

 

How easy is it to make those pictures where you make your kids look like flower fairies? I think she is wanting to embarass our grandkids when they are older.

 

Very easy.

 

I am not familiar with Photoshop, so my work is on Paint.

 

When you say Flower fairies, what do you mean though?

 

You could get a picture of a flower fairy and just put your kids faces over them? That what you mean?

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This is the best your going to get really, as I mentioned above, its difficult to get a cartoon mixed with a real picture to look very good.

 

However...

 

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Here is one Mr Lowe as a Fairy

I have a program called GIMP, what tool do i use and what if the picture is too big?

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on the website i got this from they called this a cark, however i think a better name for it would be a Shat!! :Duser756_1164934038a.jpg

 

a Dolphant perhaps???

 

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a Frocodile

 

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a Killer Pengwhale

 

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an Alligarrot

 

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can't think of a name for this one, but it is well cute!!!:)

 

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again, can't think of a clever name, so feel free to make some up

 

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