Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 30 October, 2008 Share Posted 30 October, 2008 What would they be? I was asked this question last night after I had a few smokes. I chose, a monkey with a swan. You would have the big powerful wings of a swan, on the back of a small chimpanzee. A flying monkey would be awesome Any other suggestions? Feel free to mock up something on paint/photoshop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 30 October, 2008 Share Posted 30 October, 2008 (edited) I chose, a monkey with a swan. A flying monkey would be awesome That would not be a flying monkey, sorry to inform you, it would be a mon key with a pair of useless wings. Unless you trained him/her as a desk fan. I will think of a better suggestion later, I am shampooing carpets next. Note: If God had intended minkeys to fly, he would have given them wings, ****ing big ones too. Edited 30 October, 2008 by hamster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 30 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 30 October, 2008 meh Is that a monkey elephant? You dont have to write on the thread if you dont want to Shane? That would not be a flying monkey, sorry to inform you, it would be a mon key witha paur of useless wings. Unless you trained him/her as a desk fan. I will think of a better suggestion later, I am shampooing carpets next. The wongs would be powerful enough to make it fly, thus being a flying monkey. I look forward to your paint/photoshop suggestion Hamster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 30 October, 2008 Share Posted 30 October, 2008 I'd like to be a girraffe/jellyfish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 30 October, 2008 Share Posted 30 October, 2008 (edited) Monkeys can already fly. I watch a documentary once called' Wizard of Oz' or something. Edited 30 October, 2008 by Hatch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 30 October, 2008 Share Posted 30 October, 2008 Monkeys can already fly. I watch a documentary once called' Wizard of Oz' or something. Drugs = bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 30 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 30 October, 2008 I'd like to be a girraffe/jellyfish You have to explain what part would be the giraffe and which would be the jellyfish though or better still, a picture would be good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 30 October, 2008 Share Posted 30 October, 2008 I can't paintshop thankfully, as I would concoct an imaginanimal (move over peter andre) to scare the **** out of ya. Just had thought, if your Swon died would it grow another pair of 'angel' wongs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durleyfos Posted 30 October, 2008 Share Posted 30 October, 2008 That would not be a flying monkey, sorry to inform you, it would be a mon key with a pair of useless wings. Unless you trained him/her as a desk fan. I will think of a better suggestion later, I am shampooing carpets next. Note: If God had intended minkeys to fly, he would have given them wings, ****ing big ones too. Wouldn't it be called a swonkey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 30 October, 2008 Share Posted 30 October, 2008 I could do a 'pen' drawing of a swan maybe LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 30 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 30 October, 2008 Just had thought, if your Swon died would it grow another pair of 'angel' wongs? Nope as the Swanmonkeh is evil and consequently would just to to hell so no angel wings. See, a devil Swanmonkeh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 30 October, 2008 Share Posted 30 October, 2008 Note: If God had intended minkeys to fly, he would have given them wings, I want a flying minkey... pair of 'angel' wongs? Cant. stop. laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 30 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 30 October, 2008 pair of 'angel' wongs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_Pedro Posted 30 October, 2008 Share Posted 30 October, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 30 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 30 October, 2008 Snobster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OLYMPIC Posted 30 October, 2008 Share Posted 30 October, 2008 An Elephant and Tiger, it would have elephant size and tiger head and colouring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 30 October, 2008 Share Posted 30 October, 2008 That would not be a flying monkey, sorry to inform you, it would be a mon key with a pair of useless wings. Unless you trained him/her as a desk fan. I will think of a better suggestion later, I am shampooing carpets next. Note: If God had intended minkeys to fly, he would have given them wings, ****ing big ones too. WTF is a minkey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 30 October, 2008 Share Posted 30 October, 2008 WTF is a minkey? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minkey_(Mini_Hockey) Although my ex used to call here pussy a minkey... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 30 October, 2008 Share Posted 30 October, 2008 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minkey_(Mini_Hockey) Although my ex used to call here pussy a minkey... Rule 1? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 30 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 30 October, 2008 Stinky Minkey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesaint sfc Posted 30 October, 2008 Share Posted 30 October, 2008 A parrott with a tortoise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawillwill Posted 30 October, 2008 Share Posted 30 October, 2008 I would cross Im No Sinner with Master Bates. I can just imagine it now. They would create some kind of super fun with numbers thread. As requested, here's how I imagine 'it' would look. For the record, I would pick 4. In that order lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 31 October, 2008 Share Posted 31 October, 2008 Nope as the Swanmonkeh is evil and consequently would just to to hell so no angel wings. See, a devil Swanmonkeh Woahoa! You would never obtain a leesence for zat minkey, not never. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 31 October, 2008 Share Posted 31 October, 2008 .... as the Swanmonkeh is evil and consequently would just go to hell so no angel wings. This reply warrants further discussion I think. If he/she is evil as you say, then would his 'hell' in fact be a monkeys' heaven? Does that make sense? If sent to hell, he would be in what he/she would consider heaven. Hence, the concept of hell would manifest itself as angel wings. Let us all laugh at the angel swanminkey, he is no longer scary Hah hahahahaha. There was a 'Tales Of The Unexpected' or 'Hammer Horror' program that covered this many years ago, I watrched it when studying philosophy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 31 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 31 October, 2008 This reply warrants further discussion I think. If he/she is evil as you say, then would his 'hell' in fact be a monkeys' heaven? Does that make sense? If sent to hell, he would be in what he/she would consider heaven. Hence, the concept of hell would manifest itself as angel wings. Let us all laugh at the angel swanminkey, he is no longer scary Hah hahahahaha. There was a 'Tales Of The Unexpected' or 'Hammer Horror' program that covered this many years ago, I watrched it when studying philosophy. Thats way too deep for Swanmonkeh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 31 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 31 October, 2008 I would cross Im No Sinner with Master Bates. I can just imagine it now. They would create some kind of super fun with numbers thread. As requested, here's how I imagine 'it' would look. For the record, I would pick 4. In that order lol. Not too far off, we would be slightly more 'seedy' looking though. If your gonna do a picture of paint though jawillywilly, atleast chop the god awful big white border bits off FFS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 31 October, 2008 Share Posted 31 October, 2008 Any other suggestions? Feel free to mock up something on paint/photoshop I am not sure whether to ask this, but my wife has just seen swanminkey and is impressed. She wants me to ask a (serious) question. How easy is it to make those pictures where you make your kids look like flower fairies? I think she is wanting to embarass our grandkids when they are older. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 31 October, 2008 Share Posted 31 October, 2008 Rabbit and Horse. I want an Esquilax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 31 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 31 October, 2008 I am not sure whether to ask this, but my wife has just seen swanminkey and is impressed. She wants me to ask a (serious) question. How easy is it to make those pictures where you make your kids look like flower fairies? I think she is wanting to embarass our grandkids when they are older. Very easy. I am not familiar with Photoshop, so my work is on Paint. When you say Flower fairies, what do you mean though? You could get a picture of a flower fairy and just put your kids faces over them? That what you mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 31 October, 2008 Share Posted 31 October, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 31 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 31 October, 2008 Hmm, to do it on a cartoon would be very difficult as the faces of the pictures will be real and wouldnt blend in with the cartoon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 31 October, 2008 Share Posted 31 October, 2008 This sort of thing apparently http://www.fairy-prints.co.uk/x_mulberry.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 31 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 31 October, 2008 This is the best your going to get really, as I mentioned above, its difficult to get a cartoon mixed with a real picture to look very good. However... Here is one Mr Lowe as a Fairy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 31 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 31 October, 2008 Alternatively, check out these... Muglets, very fun to take pics of mates, work colleagues etc and put their face on one of these! http://b.muglets.com/VPC5-B I have done a halloween themed Lowe one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 31 October, 2008 Share Posted 31 October, 2008 This is the best your going to get really, as I mentioned above, its difficult to get a cartoon mixed with a real picture to look very good. However... Here is one Mr Lowe as a Fairy I have a program called GIMP, what tool do i use and what if the picture is too big? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 31 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 31 October, 2008 I have a program called GIMP, what tool do i use and what if the picture is too big? I havent got a clue what GIMP is? Aside from some fella dressed up in tight leather costume! So dont know. Resizing the picture in Paint is easy. You just select the picture and drag it smaller or bigger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawillwill Posted 31 October, 2008 Share Posted 31 October, 2008 Not too far off, we would be slightly more 'seedy' looking though. If your gonna do a picture of paint though jawillywilly, atleast chop the god awful big white border bits off FFS! It wasn't a picture of paint. It was a picture of you and MB. :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 31 October, 2008 Share Posted 31 October, 2008 (edited) Edited 31 October, 2008 by Master Bates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 31 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 31 October, 2008 I like the hippocrab Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 31 October, 2008 Share Posted 31 October, 2008 I like the hippocrab Or is it a Crabopotomus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durleyfos Posted 31 October, 2008 Share Posted 31 October, 2008 Blackbird and a racoon. I'd cal it a rabird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint boggy Posted 4 November, 2008 Share Posted 4 November, 2008 on the website i got this from they called this a cark, however i think a better name for it would be a Shat!! a Dolphant perhaps??? a Frocodile a Killer Pengwhale an Alligarrot can't think of a name for this one, but it is well cute!!! again, can't think of a clever name, so feel free to make some up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 4 November, 2008 Share Posted 4 November, 2008 I'd cross a frog and a duck and have a drog, or similar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint boggy Posted 8 November, 2008 Share Posted 8 November, 2008 I'd cross a frog and a duck and have a drog, or similar. or perhaps a frock...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 8 November, 2008 Share Posted 8 November, 2008 A crocodile and an alligator. Crazy sh*t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 8 November, 2008 Share Posted 8 November, 2008 I would cross a bull with a fox. I'd call it a bullox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 8 November, 2008 Author Share Posted 8 November, 2008 Sh!tzu and a Parrot, it would be Sh!tot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 8 November, 2008 Share Posted 8 November, 2008 a fox and a duck. I'd call it a f... You can work it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 8 November, 2008 Share Posted 8 November, 2008 Been done...... Liger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint boggy Posted 10 November, 2008 Share Posted 10 November, 2008 this is absolutely beautiful , IMO..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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