Verbal Posted 2 December, 2011 Posted 2 December, 2011 Great effort picking me up on spelling there - I missed an "a", you win. It was a spelling mistake? I had no idea. If so, an 'a' wouldn't fix it.
niceandfriendly Posted 2 December, 2011 Posted 2 December, 2011 Great effort picking me up on spelling there - I missed an "a", you win. Chill out. Come on, "A hummus-selling Peruvian sheep". That's a ****ing funny way to be pedantic.
Ohio Saint Posted 2 December, 2011 Posted 2 December, 2011 I just thought a thunk: If, as Dune claims, Right wingers have a monopoly on humour, when Clarkson says strikers will be shot it is mildly funny. As an extreme right winger, Hitler must have had them rolling in the aisles when HE said it!
dune Posted 2 December, 2011 Author Posted 2 December, 2011 I just thought a thunk: If, as Dune claims, Right wingers have a monopoly on humour, when Clarkson says strikers will be shot it is mildly funny. As an extreme right winger, Hitler must have had them rolling in the aisles when HE said it!
JackanorySFC Posted 2 December, 2011 Posted 2 December, 2011 It was a spelling mistake? I had no idea. If so, an 'a' wouldn't fix it. I spelt it Deli Lama, you made a good quip making a point of my spelling. It should be slept Delai Lama. So yes, an "a" does fix it. Do you think the Delai Lama is a moron as he loves Clarkson and Top Gear is his favourite programme?
dune Posted 2 December, 2011 Author Posted 2 December, 2011 I spelt it Deli Lama, you made a good quip making a point of my spelling. It should be slept Delai Lama. So yes, an "a" does fix it. Do you think the Delai Lama is a moron as he loves Clarkson and Top Gear is his favourite programme? Just bear with him while he consults his oracle... http://www.asktheinternettherapist.com/
Minty Posted 2 December, 2011 Posted 2 December, 2011 Point proved. lol, what point exactly? Have you ever thought about joining a debating society? (I await jokes about mass debating...)
Wade Garrett Posted 2 December, 2011 Posted 2 December, 2011 He is a hypocrite of the highest order, moaning about public servants 'gilt-edged pensions', while trousering millions off the BBC for presenting a programme about cars. As for what he said, to be honest, who gives a toss. In my book he's just made himself out to be more of a c*nt than I thought he was.
Verbal Posted 2 December, 2011 Posted 2 December, 2011 I spelt it Deli Lama, you made a good quip making a point of my spelling. It should be slept Delai Lama. So yes, an "a" does fix it. Do you think the Delai Lama is a moron as he loves Clarkson and Top Gear is his favourite programme? I'll just wait while you to consult your dictionary, so that it might be third time lucky. I thought you were going for Delia Lama.
Special K Posted 2 December, 2011 Posted 2 December, 2011 I'll just wait while you to consult your dictionary, so that it might be third time lucky. I thought you were going for Delia Lama.
dune Posted 2 December, 2011 Author Posted 2 December, 2011 He is a hypocrite of the highest order, moaning about public servants 'gilt-edged pensions', while trousering millions off the BBC for presenting a programme about cars. As for what he said, to be honest, who gives a toss. In my book he's just made himself out to be more of a c*nt than I thought he was. The fact people of your ilk think he's a c/nt, is the reason why normal people enjoy hearing what he has to say.
Minty Posted 2 December, 2011 Posted 2 December, 2011 The fact people of your ilk think he's a c/nt, is the reason why normal people enjoy hearing what he has to say. 'People of your ilk' dune? Another fantastic generalisation from the dune book of wrong.
Wade Garrett Posted 2 December, 2011 Posted 2 December, 2011 The fact people of your ilk think he's a c/nt, is the reason why normal people enjoy hearing what he has to say. Well done dune. A response as witty as your wet dream Clarkson's.
dune Posted 2 December, 2011 Author Posted 2 December, 2011 Well done dune. A response as witty as your wet dream Clarkson's. It wasn't intended to be witty. It was a statement of fact. Clarkson is one of the BBC's most popular presenters. FACT.
trousers Posted 2 December, 2011 Posted 2 December, 2011 http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/bbc/8930218/Jeremy-Clarksons-execute-strikers-joke-was-cleared-by-BBC-producers.html
dune Posted 2 December, 2011 Author Posted 2 December, 2011 David Cameron ... 'it was a silly thing to say' translation ... 'I lol'd'
LGTL Posted 2 December, 2011 Posted 2 December, 2011 http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/bbc/8930218/Jeremy-Clarksons-execute-strikers-joke-was-cleared-by-BBC-producers.html Those damn right wing, private sector bias bastards!
dune Posted 2 December, 2011 Author Posted 2 December, 2011 Ed Miliband ...Jeremy Clarkson's comments are disgraceful and disgusting Translation ... i'm a nerd from Islington totally alienated from how normal people think
trousers Posted 2 December, 2011 Posted 2 December, 2011 Those damn right wing, private sector bias bastards! http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2010/jul/06/top-gear-bbc-worldwide-profit
Viking Warrior Posted 2 December, 2011 Posted 2 December, 2011 Clarkson is a conceited arrogant knob but Ed Millaband Is a very funny and intelligent individual who speaks nothing but the truth and believes in total fairness.!!
Verbal Posted 2 December, 2011 Posted 2 December, 2011 It should be slept Delai Lama. You're sleeping with the Dalai Lama?
badgerx16 Posted 2 December, 2011 Posted 2 December, 2011 If you accept that Clarkson is a complete Yorkshire ***t, and everything he says is part of an unpleasant public facade linked to an extremely effective marketing machine, you can pigeonhole him into an appropriate space, and judge him accordingly : he is just an animate 3D edition of VIZ. Yes he says some unpleasant things, but he's very funny when discussing and derogating the French and the USofA. The over reaction is exactly what he wanted -more publicity.
dune Posted 2 December, 2011 Author Posted 2 December, 2011 If you accept that Clarkson is a complete Yorkshire ***t, and everything he says is part of an unpleasant public facade linked to an extremely effective marketing machine, you can pigeonhole him into an appropriate space, and judge him accordingly : he is just an animate 3D edition of VIZ. Yes he says some unpleasant things, but he's very funny when discussing and derogating the French and the USofA. The over reaction is exactly what he wanted -more publicity. Comrade Badgerx16 does this mean you will be leaving the Union?
Hatch Posted 2 December, 2011 Posted 2 December, 2011 I love the fact that between 1 and 2 million commies went on strike on Wednesday, and absolutely no-one is talking about their cause. It's all just about a silly joke said by a TV presenter. No wonder the Union leaders are so f00ked off, the whole day was now a complete waste of time.
badgerx16 Posted 2 December, 2011 Posted 2 December, 2011 (edited) Comrade Badgerx16 does this mean you will be leaving the Union? I haven't been in a union since 1989. Edited 2 December, 2011 by badgerx16 Fancy getting the year wrong :-(
Minty Posted 2 December, 2011 Posted 2 December, 2011 No wonder the Union leaders are so f00ked off, the whole day was now a complete waste of time. The Union leaders have brought it upon themselves somewhat, by trying to make such a big deal out of it. As I said previously, the best thing they could do was the rise above it and publicly state that they were committed to negotiating on behalf of their members to try and achieve whatever they want to try and achieve, and that they would not be distracted by any unhelpful comments or opinions from anyone with nothing constructive to add to the debate.
dune Posted 2 December, 2011 Author Posted 2 December, 2011 I love the fact that between 1 and 2 million commies went on strike on Wednesday, and absolutely no-one is talking about their cause. It's all just about a silly joke said by a TV presenter. No wonder the Union leaders are so f00ked off, the whole day was now a complete waste of time. I know. Great isn't it. We were told to expect meltdown, and what we got was an improved service at the airports and a bumper day for retailers.
JackanorySFC Posted 2 December, 2011 Posted 2 December, 2011 He is a hypocrite of the highest order, moaning about public servants 'gilt-edged pensions', while trousering millions off the BBC for presenting a programme about cars.As for what he said, to be honest, who gives a toss. In my book he's just made himself out to be more of a c*nt than I thought he was. Absolutely wrong - Top Gear makes millions in syndication revenue for the BBC, far far exceeding Clarkson's wages. Sorry.
JackanorySFC Posted 2 December, 2011 Posted 2 December, 2011 I'll just wait while you to consult your dictionary, so that it might be third time lucky. I thought you were going for Delia Lama. Well now you can see why I no longer work for the Sunday Times! So, if we can finally get to you answering the question you've been deflecting with your wonderfully superior spelling quips - do you think the Dalai Lama is a moron?
Verbal Posted 2 December, 2011 Posted 2 December, 2011 Well now you can see why I no longer work for the Sunday Times! So, if we can finally get to you answering the question you've been deflecting with your wonderfully superior spelling quips - do you think the Dalai Lama is a moron? Do you mean moron? Because you can grade these things you know. Moron was a term invented to slip in between idiot and imbecile by eugenicists in the US, who were interested in racial categories based on IQ. So I'm not going to answer it until all the spelling (better this time) and the racial-supremacist undertones have been removed, along with any suggestion that you've been tainted by Murdoch dosh.
JackanorySFC Posted 2 December, 2011 Posted 2 December, 2011 Do you mean moron? Because you can grade these things you know. Moron was a term invented to slip in between idiot and imbecile by eugenicists in the US, who were interested in racial categories based on IQ. So I'm not going to answer it until all the spelling (better this time) and the racial-supremacist undertones have been removed, along with any suggestion that you've been tainted by Murdoch dosh. Can't be bothered, I'll crack on with my friday and let you deflect.
Chin Strain Posted 2 December, 2011 Posted 2 December, 2011 If you hear the interview, you'd have to be thick to jump on the Clarkson Bashing Bandwagon. What's the betting that 99% of the 25000 complaints actually heard what was said in full.
Jonnyboy Posted 2 December, 2011 Posted 2 December, 2011 I spelt it Deli Lama, you made a good quip making a point of my spelling. It should be slept Delai Lama. So yes, an "a" does fix it. Do you think the Delai Lama is a moron as he loves Clarkson and Top Gear is his favourite programme? Obviously being able to spell isn't a requirement at The Sun.
CHAPEL END CHARLIE Posted 2 December, 2011 Posted 2 December, 2011 Clarkson is a character, whilst I think he is very good I know others disagree but you can't take what he says seriously! I don't agree with what a lot of Trade Unions say but I'm not going to take legal advice against them! Storm in a teacup. Headlines generated, humourless trade unionists ruthlessly baited, and (most importantly) Xmas DVD sells through the roof - that would be mission accomplished methinks Mr Clarkson
Wade Garrett Posted 2 December, 2011 Posted 2 December, 2011 Absolutely wrong - Top Gear makes millions in syndication revenue for the BBC, far far exceeding Clarkson's wages. Sorry. He has still trousered millions from tax-payers money for presenting a programme. So not absolutely wrong.
Wade Garrett Posted 2 December, 2011 Posted 2 December, 2011 The Union leaders have brought it upon themselves somewhat, by trying to make such a big deal out of it. As I said previously, the best thing they could do was the rise above it and publicly state that they were committed to negotiating on behalf of their members to try and achieve whatever they want to try and achieve, and that they would not be distracted by any unhelpful comments or opinions from anyone with nothing constructive to add to the debate. Spot on. They've been a bit precious with their response to the Empty Vessel Clarkson.
Sergei Gotsmanov Posted 2 December, 2011 Posted 2 December, 2011 What's actually funny is all the swivel-eyed shiny-uniform admirers on here claiming Clarkson's been so damned hilarious, then foaming at the mouth in true 'outraged of Tunbridge Wells' fashion when someone calls the cops on him. Calling the police sounds like a perfect joke-response. I'm sure he'll see the funny side of community service. Although nearly, luckily we do not live in your Gestapo like world where contacting the secret police because somebody expresses an opinion you do not like is the norm. Most of us can turn round and say 'what an arsehole'.
dune Posted 2 December, 2011 Author Posted 2 December, 2011 Headlines generated, humourless trade unionists ruthlessly baited, and (most importantly) Xmas DVD sells through the roof - that would be mission accomplished methinks Mr Clarkson Just ordered 3 of his dvd's off Amazon so I can give them to my brother for christmas and then borrow them back.
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 2 December, 2011 Posted 2 December, 2011 I just thought a thunk: If, as Dune claims, Right wingers have a monopoly on humour, when Clarkson says strikers will be shot it is mildly funny. As an extreme right winger, Hitler must have had them rolling in the aisles when HE said it! Or even more so when Hitler's henchmen started performing the final solution. But then that may have not happened as some apologist once said on here. Name unrevealed to protect their new 'facade' as the Forum's chief wit and arbiter of all that is funny.
solentstars Posted 2 December, 2011 Posted 2 December, 2011 Or even more so when Hitler's henchmen started performing the final solution. But then that may have not happened as some apologist once said on here. Name unrevealed to protect their new 'facade' as the Forum's chief wit and arbiter of all that is funny. I agree and like the old saying simple things please simple minds Sent from my HTC Desire using Tapatalk
dune Posted 2 December, 2011 Author Posted 2 December, 2011 Or even more so when Hitler's henchmen started performing the final solution. But then that may have not happened as some apologist once said on here. Name unrevealed to protect their new 'facade' as the Forum's chief wit and arbiter of all that is funny. I never denied it happening just in case you are implying I did.
revolution saint Posted 2 December, 2011 Posted 2 December, 2011 Are there any funny right wing people? I mean there's obviously Clarkson and........um, Jim Davidson but I was looking for actually funny people.
dune Posted 2 December, 2011 Author Posted 2 December, 2011 Are there any funny right wing people? I mean there's obviously Clarkson and........um, Jim Davidson but I was looking for actually funny people. Bernard Manning.
revolution saint Posted 2 December, 2011 Posted 2 December, 2011 Bernard Manning. Now you're just being funny!
Viking Warrior Posted 2 December, 2011 Posted 2 December, 2011 I hear that the rspb is thinking of suing clarkson for his comments about not liking sparrows . Well that's what a member has just tweeted
Thorpe-le-Saint Posted 3 December, 2011 Posted 3 December, 2011 Just ordered 3 of his dvd's off Amazon so I can give them to my brother for christmas and then borrow them back. **** me, there are two of you?! ****ing hell.
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 3 December, 2011 Posted 3 December, 2011 **** me, there are two of you?! ****ing hell. Haven't you met Stanley then? Bi and polar springs to mind.
Saint in Paradise Posted 3 December, 2011 Posted 3 December, 2011 Saw the following on a camper van and instantly thought of a poster on here:- "I used to be schizophfrenic but we are ok now" .
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