Itchen_block4 Posted 14 December, 2011 Posted 14 December, 2011 Pompey, wherever you may be you're on the verge of bankruptcy And you like to **** fish living in the sea Southampton is the place to be
dune Posted 14 December, 2011 Posted 14 December, 2011 ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner nher ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner traveling people.
for_heaven's_Saint Posted 14 December, 2011 Posted 14 December, 2011 I think we should have a song for TCWTB to the tune of 'The Boy With a Thorn in His Side'.
Sour Mash Posted 14 December, 2011 Posted 14 December, 2011 I've got a Shed thats bigger than this This thread started off fairly well and has only got worse and worse.
scotty Posted 14 December, 2011 Posted 14 December, 2011 "when you get your points deducted, when you get your points deducted, when you get your points deducted, then the skates go marching down down down"
John Cool Posted 14 December, 2011 Posted 14 December, 2011 My final suggestion... To the tune of the synthesizer classic Oxygene 4 by Jean-Michel Jarre **** off Pompey scum **** off Pompey scum **** off Pompey scum Go **** your mum Go **** your mum
aintforever Posted 14 December, 2011 Posted 14 December, 2011 The other verses go.... In your Pompey slums Your mums on the game and your dads in the nick you cant get a job cause you're so f*cking thick In your Pompey slums You talk in an accent we cant understand you're fat ugly bast*rds with sh*t on your hands In your Pompey slums You p!ss on the carpet and sh!t in the bath you finger your granny and think it's a laff
St. Jason Posted 14 December, 2011 Posted 14 December, 2011 Not sure if this has been posted, but :- We don't understand you we don't understand yoooooooooooou you Mockney w4nker5 we don't understand you!!
Golden Balls Posted 14 December, 2011 Posted 14 December, 2011 Not sure if this has been posted, but :- We don't understand you we don't understand yoooooooooooou you Mockney w4nker5 we don't understand you!! It's... We dont understand we dont understaaaand Your pikey bull**** we dont understand
alehouseboys Posted 15 December, 2011 Posted 15 December, 2011 How about a few chants of We are Southampton pride of the south we hate all those bastards that come from portsmouth an oldie but I like it Well it starts OK as you put but after that it becomes a weird chant with some of the most stupid nonsensical words ever used in a football song. We should change the 'lyrics' or another to leave well alone imo. It's... We dont understand we dont understaaaand Your pikey bull**** we dont understand That's better...but it's that f'kin tune again!
GazzerMaBoy Posted 15 December, 2011 Posted 15 December, 2011 Not sure if this one has been offered up so far..... pulled out of the archives. To the tune of "Blue Moon"... Blue few You're always standing alone Without a club to support With a ground of your own
squiggly_dan Posted 15 December, 2011 Posted 15 December, 2011 Fratton's falling, all around me, Saints are playing, having fun, It's the season, when Skates get relegation, Merry Christmas, Pompey scum.
for_heaven's_Saint Posted 15 December, 2011 Posted 15 December, 2011 Fratton's falling, all around me, Saints are playing, having fun, It's the season, when Skates get relegation, Merry Christmas, Pompey scum. Love it.
squiggly_dan Posted 15 December, 2011 Posted 15 December, 2011 No income tax, No VAT, Can rob a bank, And buy Pompey, Agent bungs, You'll get a cut, Can even buy an FA Cup! Pompey owners' club, Liars, cheats and thugs, Buy your guns and drugs, From Sacha, Chanrai or Antonov Sacha, Chanrai or Antonov.... Antonov....
saintscottofthenortham Posted 15 December, 2011 Posted 15 December, 2011 No income tax, No VAT, Can rob a bank, And buy Pompey, Agent bungs, You'll get a cut, Can even buy an FA Cup! Pompey owners' club, Liars, cheats and thugs, Buy your guns and drugs, From Sacha, Chanrai or Antonov Sacha, Chanrai or Antonov.... Antonov.... Done well.
saintscottofthenortham Posted 15 December, 2011 Posted 15 December, 2011 Fratton's falling, all around me, Saints are playing, having fun, It's the season, when Skates get relegation, Merry Christmas, Pompey scum. And again.
squiggly_dan Posted 15 December, 2011 Posted 15 December, 2011 As I cannot comprehend anything other than 3 points on Sunday, I will risk this one: Oh Pompey scum, oh Pompey scum, How do you feel now Saints have won? You thought you'd buy an FA Cup, Now look where you have ended up, Oh Pompey scum, oh Pompey scum, How do you feel now Saints have won?
Um Bongo Posted 15 December, 2011 Posted 15 December, 2011 After we do win: You can shove your ****ing 4-1 up your arse... You can shove your ****ing 4-1 up your arse, You can shove your ****ing 4-1, Shove your ****ing 4-1, Shove your ****ing 4-1 up your arse. ****ing hate that scoreline.
saintoaks Posted 15 December, 2011 Posted 15 December, 2011 What about the classic. Up your arse and up your arse, stick your blue flag up your arse, st Mary's to shatton park you can stick you blue flag up you arse.
Wilko Posted 15 December, 2011 Posted 15 December, 2011 Fratton's falling, all around me, Saints are playing, having fun, It's the season, when Skates get relegation, Merry Christmas, Pompey scum. This. Easy, short, snappy, seasonal. Excellent.
supersonic Posted 16 December, 2011 Posted 16 December, 2011 if the West Ham result goes in our favour on sat we could just sing "We are Southampton, and we're top of the league" for 90mins non stop, might annoy them
for_heaven's_Saint Posted 16 December, 2011 Posted 16 December, 2011 Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way. Oh what fun it is to see Southampton beat the skates! Away!
The9 Posted 16 December, 2011 Posted 16 December, 2011 Old Saint Nick is red and white Red and White Red and White Old Saint Nick is red and white Nic Cortese. (or if you like, Santa Claus is red and white... He hates Pompey.)
The9 Posted 16 December, 2011 Posted 16 December, 2011 You wish you had Markus Liebherr You wish you had Markus Liebherr You wish you had Markus Liebherr Have a crappy New Year.
The9 Posted 16 December, 2011 Posted 16 December, 2011 if the West Ham result goes in our favour on sat we could just sing "We are Southampton, and we're top of the league" for 90mins non stop, might annoy them Even if West Ham win by 6 to overtake us we'll go back top at kick off with a 0-0 scoreline...
channonwindmill Posted 16 December, 2011 Posted 16 December, 2011 ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner nher ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner traveling people. My favourite post on here for some considerable time.
diggers Posted 16 December, 2011 Posted 16 December, 2011 The Arab's came The Arab's went You can't pay your f*cking rent with a knick knack paddy wack you don't even have a pound the taxman's back to shut you down Love this, but for me I would slightly change the last couple of lines: Arabs came - Arabs went - you can't pay your #@cking rent - With a nic-nac paddy whack give a skate a pound Your gonna loose your Fµ†çking Ground!
supersonic Posted 16 December, 2011 Posted 16 December, 2011 Love this, but for me I would slightly change the last couple of lines: Arabs came - Arabs went - you can't pay your #@cking rent - With a nic-nac paddy whack give a skate a pound Your gonna loose your Fµ†çking Ground! That is better than my version (in my defence I made it up on my way back home from the pub!) Everyone who is going on saturday needs to learn it
Bearsy Posted 16 December, 2011 Posted 16 December, 2011 You wish you had Markus Liebherr You wish you had Markus Liebherr You wish you had Markus Liebherr Have a crappy New Year. Problem there is they could sing the same about us
Tokyo-Saint Posted 16 December, 2011 Author Posted 16 December, 2011 A few tweeks….. The Arabs came - The Arabs went - you can't pay your #@cking rent - When the buckets come round we’ll give them a pound Fratton Park’s still falling down The Russians came - The Russians went - you can't pay your #@cking rent - When the buckets come round we’ll give them a pound Fratton Park’s still falling down
ericb Posted 16 December, 2011 Posted 16 December, 2011 When the buckets come round we’ll give them a pound that line doesn't scan, and besides why the **** would give those ****s anything?
hypochondriac Posted 16 December, 2011 Posted 16 December, 2011 that line doesn't scan, and besides why the **** would give those ****s anything? Give them hepatitis?
Wurzel Posted 16 December, 2011 Posted 16 December, 2011 Always look on the bright side of life de doo de doo de doo de doo Your boss don't look too well Your owners off to jail When the league meets then 10 points they will deduct And when the taxman has his say It will be time for you to pay And then you'll know that you are really ****ed Sooooooooooooooo Always look on the bright side of life de doo de doo de doo de doo Always look on the bright side of life de doo de doo de doo de doo You're women aint too pretty And neither is your city Both of them have got a fishy pong Your team is ****ing ****e And the boys in red and white Are back above you, back where we belong Sooooooooooooo Always look on the bright side of life de doo de doo de doo de doo Always look on the bright side of life de doo de doo de doo de doo
hypochondriac Posted 16 December, 2011 Posted 16 December, 2011 This. Easy, short, snappy, seasonal. Excellent. We're gonna have a party tonight We're gonna shove that bell Up the f*cking paedos arse And get ready for a fight.
ericb Posted 16 December, 2011 Posted 16 December, 2011 We're having a party when pompey dies. Jelly and ice cream when pompey dies. Tail on the donkey when pompey dies. etc. etc.
Iowsaintsfan Posted 16 December, 2011 Posted 16 December, 2011 That is better than my version (in my defence I made it up on my way back home from the pub!) Everyone who is going on saturday needs to learn it Wont be many!!
100%Red&White Posted 16 December, 2011 Posted 16 December, 2011 Can't believe no one's done a.....:cough:......'Bubble Rap'
SaintRobbie Posted 16 December, 2011 Posted 16 December, 2011 Last time I was there I did laugh at 'Wheels on your house go round and round'
Thedelldays Posted 16 December, 2011 Posted 16 December, 2011 Love this, but for me I would slightly change the last couple of lines: Arabs came - Arabs went - you can't pay your #@cking rent - With a nic-nac paddy whack give a skate a pound Your gonna loose your Fµ†çking Ground! very good
Sour Mash Posted 16 December, 2011 Posted 16 December, 2011 Last time I was there I did laugh at 'Wheels on your house go round and round' Why?
PhilippineSaint Posted 16 December, 2011 Posted 16 December, 2011 Why? Do you know any of the history or anything about the pikey bottom feeding sister and brother mother uncle ****gin inbreds
Hemel Saint Posted 16 December, 2011 Posted 16 December, 2011 Love this, but for me I would slightly change the last couple of lines: Arabs came - Arabs went - you can't pay your #@cking rent - With a nic-nac paddy whack give a skate a pound Your gonna loose your Fµ†çking Ground! at last... a good suggestion. Words aint that difficult, the tune is recognisable, and it might even stretch to two verses! come on, lets get concensus on one new tune for Sunday!
supersonic Posted 17 December, 2011 Posted 17 December, 2011 Westwood is a w@nker, He's such a ****ing ***, I'll shove that bell up his arse and burn his ****ing hat
1960saint Posted 17 December, 2011 Posted 17 December, 2011 'town full of pikeys ,Just a town full of pikeys' '10 points .your gonna loose ten points ' 'fratton park is fallen down' 'sh*t fans , one song' 'we know where you live' ' does your mother know your dad ,does your mother know your dad ' 'my rabbit hutch is bigger than this , its got a door and a rabbit' ' going down ,going down,' 'wheres your caravan, wheres your caravan'
tony13579 Posted 17 December, 2011 Posted 17 December, 2011 The blades on the liquidator went round and round, round and round round and round The blades on the liquidator went round and round, round and round round and round You are gonna be skint on pay day!
aussiesaint20 Posted 18 December, 2011 Posted 18 December, 2011 Love this, but for me I would slightly change the last couple of lines: Arabs came - Arabs went - you can't pay your #@cking rent - With a nic-nac paddy whack give a skate a pound Your gonna lose your Fµ†çking Ground! This is the winner hands down, 90 minutes of this would be great.
Matthew Le God Posted 18 December, 2011 Posted 18 December, 2011 (edited) I think a rendition of "I'm forever blowing bubble (games)" is required! Edited 18 December, 2011 by Matthew Le God
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