tony13579 Posted 5 December, 2011 Posted 5 December, 2011 From Fools and Horses tune you don't pay income tax or VAT, Where's your new toilets we need a wee Were red and white your blue and poor We just going to **** on the floor good bless some thing or other to add an end any suggestions ???? God bless ,good bye, Hi Blue Square League!
Orange Posted 6 December, 2011 Posted 6 December, 2011 Not that good, but this could work alright Feed the skates
Saints foreva Posted 6 December, 2011 Posted 6 December, 2011 Can we please not chant "Pay up Pompey". It's embarrassing and made them seem much louder than us in the last game at St. Mary's. Stick with F*ck off Pompey.
Golden Balls Posted 6 December, 2011 Posted 6 December, 2011 Can we please not chant "Pay up Pompey". It's embarrassing and made them seem much louder than us in the last game at St. Mary's. Stick with F*ck off Pompey. Agreed. Just made them sounds twice as loud
TheMidfieldGeneral Posted 6 December, 2011 Posted 6 December, 2011 I was born under a red & white flag I was born under a red & white flag Do you know where hell is? Hell is Portsmouth town Heaven's in Southampton as we watch the scum go down For I was born under a red & white flag A red & white, red & white flag.
Iowsaintsfan Posted 8 December, 2011 Posted 8 December, 2011 Not a song but how about some of these? http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jumbo-Inflatable-100-Money-Bills-Funny-gag-gift-/370505714007?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item5643dc8957
ericb Posted 8 December, 2011 Posted 8 December, 2011 I'm pretty sure this would probably wind them up. So this is what it's like to pompey, So this is what it's like to be scum. So this is what it's like to fill your daughter with cum.
alehouseboys Posted 10 December, 2011 Posted 10 December, 2011 We just gotta make sure we shout loud. If we go a goal down shout louder. If we go ahead take the f'kin roof off and dont' let up. A bit of bouncing would be nice, we should adapt that one they do around Europe. "If-you-really-hate the-cheating-skates JUMP! If-hate-really-hate the-cheating-skates JUMP!..." continually while jumping around. Good visual, highlights their cheating and keeps you warm on a cold winters day.
alehouseboys Posted 10 December, 2011 Posted 10 December, 2011 We just gotta make sure we shout loud. If we go a goal down shout louder. If we go ahead take the f'kin roof off and dont' let up. A bit of bouncing would be nice, we should adapt that one they do around Europe. "If-you-really-hate the-cheating-skates JUMP! If-you-really-hate the-cheating-skates JUMP!..." continually while jumping around. Good visual, highlights their cheating and keeps you warm on a cold winters day. If I could type it might help. And just a little reminder...no f'kin "pay up p*mp*y".
skateh8r Posted 10 December, 2011 Posted 10 December, 2011 Not sure if this ones been mentioned yet, but there's bound to be a full house so how about we filled your ground for you?
jawillwill Posted 10 December, 2011 Posted 10 December, 2011 E-I-E-I-E-I-O Down the football league you go Portsmouth smells of poo Portsmouth smells of poo Portsmouth smells of Portsmouth smells of Portsmouth smells of poo
Turkish Posted 12 December, 2011 Posted 12 December, 2011 :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:E-I-E-I-E-I-O Down the football league you go Portsmouth smells of poo Portsmouth smells of poo Portsmouth smells of Portsmouth smells of Portsmouth smells of poo Pompey smells of poo FFS. How gay.
Turkish Posted 12 December, 2011 Posted 12 December, 2011 Not sure if this ones been mentioned yet, but there's bound to be a full house so how about we filled your ground for you? They not sold out yet.
csh398 Posted 12 December, 2011 Posted 12 December, 2011 Slight adaptation to the dirty skate b a s t a r d s song. We've come for you We've come for youooooo You cheating skate b a s t a r d s We've come for you Not overly imaginitive I know, but is sure to annoy them being called cheats as well.
Orange Posted 12 December, 2011 Posted 12 December, 2011 Please no 'my garden shed', we can do better ffs.
latter day saint Posted 12 December, 2011 Posted 12 December, 2011 as its near xmas : oooh, he rings a bell he f*cking smells W*stwood is a **** ! he ****s his mother all day long while sucking his dads plums !
John Cool Posted 12 December, 2011 Posted 12 December, 2011 This one's a bit childish but fun to sing... To the tune of "Portsmouth" by Mike Oldfield http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycuT9iFPAvo You are crap at football, and have sex with fish You are crap at football, and have sex with fish You're crap you're crap you're crap you're crap You're crap you're crap you're CRAP! CRAP! CRAP! You are crap at football, and have sex with fish
Rusaldo Posted 12 December, 2011 Posted 12 December, 2011 If we insist on singing that Amarillo song, just keep it to a simple "Who the f*ck is laughing now" ala Crystal Palace in response to Charlton a few years ago. It has to be this one if we look set to win the game, really banish those demons of "that" game.
Golden Balls Posted 13 December, 2011 Posted 13 December, 2011 It has to be this one if we look set to win the game, really banish those demons of "that" game. Indeed. As long as we're in a strong winning position, I want this sung for as long as possible!!
saint1977 Posted 13 December, 2011 Posted 13 December, 2011 They're coming for you, they're coming for yooooooooooooo Customs & Revenue They're coming for you A few quick chants of 'Storrie's got your money' and 'We'll never play here again' would also do the trick. I agree on the garden shed chant but something about their awful dump of a 'stadium' is essential. I remember 'Does the social know you're here?' wound them up a bit in 2003/4. Or maybe 'Sacha's got your car park'? Waving money would also remind the fishy few of their immenent plight. Is the decision due before the game on any FL sanctions? If not, 'Minus 10' repeatedly to the tune of 'Here we go' should wind them some more.
Rusaldo Posted 13 December, 2011 Posted 13 December, 2011 he's got your money, he's got your money, Peter Storrie he's got your money. to the tune of the Steve De Ridder chant.
Orange Posted 13 December, 2011 Posted 13 December, 2011 They're coming for you, they're coming for yooooooooooooo Customs & Revenue They're coming for you A few quick chants of 'Storrie's got your money' and 'We'll never play here again' would also do the trick. I agree on the garden shed chant but something about their awful dump of a 'stadium' is essential. I remember 'Does the social know you're here?' wound them up a bit in 2003/4. Or maybe 'Sacha's got your car park'? Waving money would also remind the fishy few of their immenent plight. Is the decision due before the game on any FL sanctions? If not, 'Minus 10' repeatedly to the tune of 'Here we go' should wind them some more. Does the social know your 'ere would be good.
LGTL Posted 13 December, 2011 Posted 13 December, 2011 In your pompey slums needs to make a famous reappearance
Orange Posted 13 December, 2011 Posted 13 December, 2011 In your pompey slums needs to make a famous reappearance Words?
Griffo Posted 13 December, 2011 Posted 13 December, 2011 (edited) Words? In your Pompey slums, You look in the dustbins for something to eat, You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat, In your Pompey slums. This tune: Edited 13 December, 2011 by Griffo
Orange Posted 13 December, 2011 Posted 13 December, 2011 In your Pompey slums, They look in the dustbins for something to eat, They find a dead rat and they think it's a treat, In your Pompey slums. Thats alright. Hopefully some of these will acctually get going.
100%Red&White Posted 13 December, 2011 Posted 13 December, 2011 Have they sold out to home fans yet? I know they were still struggling to sell their 17k or so last week after over 5 weeks on General Sale. If there's empty seats "Your ground's too big for you" or the old "Sh*t ground, no fans" to their "play up" sh*te would be appropriate.
latter day saint Posted 13 December, 2011 Posted 13 December, 2011 Have they sold out to home fans yet? I know they were still struggling to sell their 17k or so last week after over 5 weeks on General Sale. If there's empty seats "Your ground's too big for you" or the old "Sh*t ground, no fans" to their "play up" sh*te would be appropriate. in relation to this : there here there there there every f*cking where plastic fans, plastic fans !
Sour Mash Posted 13 December, 2011 Posted 13 December, 2011 in relation to this : there here there there there every f*cking where plastic fans, plastic fans !For f**ks sake. There should be infractions for such posts.
Turkish Posted 13 December, 2011 Posted 13 December, 2011 In your Pompey slums, You look in the dustbins for something to eat, You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat, In your Pompey slums. This tune: The other verses go.... In your Pompey slums Your mums on the game and your dads in the nick you cant get a job cause you're so f*cking thick In your Pompey slums You talk in an accent we cant understand you're fat ugly bast*rds with sh*t on your hands
ooh it's a corner Posted 13 December, 2011 Posted 13 December, 2011 Or I'd go for the old Inspiral Carpets classic (think ManYoo sing it to City) So this is how it feels to be lonely This is how it feels to be small This is how it feels when your club's worth nothing at all About 43 secs into this sorry for the copy and paste, but rings with a bit more truth :-)
Turkish Posted 13 December, 2011 Posted 13 December, 2011 he's got your money, he's got your money, Peter Storrie he's got your money. to the tune of the Steve De Ridder chant. how does that go into Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeveeeeeeeeeee?
latter day saint Posted 13 December, 2011 Posted 13 December, 2011 For f**ks sake. There should be infractions for such posts.
Ed Rooney Posted 13 December, 2011 Posted 13 December, 2011 Are you Woolworths, Are you Woolworths, Are you Woolworths in disguise One for westwood....Your not ringing, Your not ringing, Your not ringing anymore
Thorpe-le-Saint Posted 13 December, 2011 Posted 13 December, 2011 I hate to trawl out the Sloop John B again but: We're in this bubble, We're in this bubble, Its for your protection, That we're in this bubble. FWIW, Pompy slums is a winner in my opinion. Also, as much as I don't like it when English fans try to replicate European Ultras, after watching the Bundesliga coverage on ESPN seeing Dortmund's ultras bounce up and down looks immense. Also they have a lot of colour: as much red as possible Sunday.
ChrisPY Posted 13 December, 2011 Posted 13 December, 2011 He thinks you're all c*nts, He thinks you're all c*nts, Adam Lallana, He thinks you're all c*nts. The Russian's off to prison, now you're f*cked. Adkins whoooah, Adkins whoooah, He comes from Liverpool, Thinks P*rtsmouth's a sh*t hole.
scott_saints Posted 13 December, 2011 Posted 13 December, 2011 "The Pompey family" hasn't been sung for a while
Thorpe-le-Saint Posted 13 December, 2011 Posted 13 December, 2011 "The Pompey family" hasn't been sung for a while People need to learn the words though to make it effective so that it is not just 100 or so singing the verse and the rest doing the "do do do do". Yooouuuurrrrr sister is your mother Your father is your brother You all **** one another The Pompey family, do do do do...etc etc
dune Posted 13 December, 2011 Posted 13 December, 2011 Be nice to hear the Portsmouth slums song, but I doubt anyone would know the words.
dune Posted 13 December, 2011 Posted 13 December, 2011 The other verses go.... In your Pompey slums Your mums on the game and your dads in the nick you cant get a job cause you're so f*cking thick In your Pompey slums You talk in an accent we cant understand you're fat ugly bast*rds with sh*t on your hands ha, should have read this before my last post.
benjii Posted 13 December, 2011 Posted 13 December, 2011 You reap what you sow, you reap what you sow, you cheating skate b'stards, you reap what you sow. That should sound quality (on telly and at the ground).
saintchrizzal Posted 14 December, 2011 Posted 14 December, 2011 To steal one from the Barmy Army: Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way, Oh what fun it is to see Southampton win away, Ohhhhhh.....
*Halo* Posted 14 December, 2011 Posted 14 December, 2011 A couple I came up with... To the tune of "Video Killed the Radio Star" [video=youtube_share;W8r-tXRLazs] (start at 0:33) They're out of credit and they trade insolvently evading taxes, stolen money laundery And we all understand the problems you can't see Bankrupt! Pompey's insolvent! Bankrupt! Pompey's insolvent! (chorus) Antonov killed the dirty skate cheats... Antonov killed the dirty skate cheats... Interpol came, and broke your hearts... [or maybe leave this verse out and just repeat chorus] (back to here) Bankrupt! Pompey's insolvent! Bankrupt! Pompey's insolvent! Antonov killed the dirty skate cheats... Antonov killed the dirty skate cheats... (repeat to fade) And then, there is this: (to "All That She Wants") [video=youtube_share;WewhSwe3pnw] ("All Pompey Wants") They lead a cheating life They lead a cheating life So you heard the news, that your owner's gone and the thief is on the run... you opened up your bank account "Oh f*ck it's empty"... It's not a day for working cos the wages won't get paid just waiting for the coming SOCA raid... they're gonna getcha! All pompey wants, is another owner he's gone already, and all pompey wants, is yet another owner. All pompey wants, is another owner cos Vlad's arrested, and all pompey wants, is yet another owner. Hopefully, both catchy, and easy to pick up.
Bourno Posted 14 December, 2011 Posted 14 December, 2011 Pompey's going down cos their owner robbed the bank, their owner robbed the bank, their owner robbed the bank, he robbed the bank, he robbed the bank, he robbed the bank, he robbed the bank repeat
Sour Mash Posted 14 December, 2011 Posted 14 December, 2011 To steal one from the Barmy Army: Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way, Oh what fun it is to see Southampton win away, Ohhhhhh..... Not really stolen from the Barmy Army is it.
alpine_saint Posted 14 December, 2011 Posted 14 December, 2011 The Arab's came The Arab's went You can't pay your f*cking rent with a knick knack paddy wack you don't even have a pound the taxman's back to shut you down Perfect. Set to the tune of a nursery rhyme to account for the disadvantaged mental ages you will be dealing with. Whats the point in clever lyrics that they wont be able to understand ?
doddisalegend Posted 14 December, 2011 Posted 14 December, 2011 How about a few chants of We are Southampton pride of the south we hate all those bastards that come from portsmouth an oldie but I like it
warsash saint Posted 14 December, 2011 Posted 14 December, 2011 'My old man said be a P*mpey fan, I said.............
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